He's just Jeff
jlane90.bsky.social
He's just Jeff
@jlane90.bsky.social
Idiot, nerd, autistic
Two of my favorite people are starting a cooking show for those of us who love fantasy and sci fi.
Look, garlic just happens to be a *cackles* FANTASTIC addition to just about anything!! Getting closer to episode one of I’m Gonna Crumb! Crumbing to you February 7th!
February 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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🚨just a few days until the premier of I’m Gonna Crumb! Hit the link and set that notification and let’s get cookin’!!🖤🚨 youtube.com/@imgonnacrum...
ImGonnaCrumb
Join Charles and Lizzy as we cook and bake our way through all the best nerd cookbooks out there! Charles, with 17 years of culinary experience has SO MUCH to teach us! I have nothing to teach, much t...
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February 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Who says the vault dwellers can’t eat like kings?! Can’t wait to start diving into all the different worlds with you! We will have to be careful with any chickens. Everyone knows a feral ghoul can’t abide a chicken. And we want to be inclusive😇 Nine more days to episode one and we’re so excited!
January 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Big Bucket Wull found these sad things in the pack of some milquetoast southern “knight”. Let’s show them what a proper Northern soup lewks like! Join us February 7th for the first ever episode of I’m Gonna Crumb, where we cook our way through all the best nerd cookbooks in the universe!
January 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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So i have to pay down a 50k+ medical bill to continue to access some services.

If you can help, my venmo is linda-tirado-3 and my PayPal is bootstrapindustries at Gmail

In return, i will write something moving for you to give to someone. Like cameo but with less sex pests.

Details below:
December 16, 2024 at 7:26 AM
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it's not enough to simply do no harm

we have to start restoring the harm that has already been done
November 26, 2024 at 6:08 AM
We could be here all day
November 19, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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Why not?!
November 19, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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I once had an illicit vegetable garden in prison. We smuggled fresh veggies into the cell blocks.

A thread.
November 19, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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This is going to be the grimmest Toyotathon
November 8, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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Squirrel guy obviously never saw E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. You make a magical friend, you keep that shit under wraps or it's hello Feds
November 4, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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To stave off early Christmas, we need a more robust Thanksgiving mythology. And I don’t mean Pilgrims and Indians bullshit. I’m talking about, like, a gravy witch.
November 2, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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pants of holding (cargo pants)
October 27, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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Scarry Movie (1990)
October 26, 2023 at 2:01 PM
My friend tragically lost her cousin this week, who leaves behind a family. www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-...
Donate to In Memory of Sarosh Nizami, organized by Sarah Albahadily
We are sorry to announce the passing of our dear friend, brother, colleague Sarosh Nizami … Sarah Albahadily needs your support for In Memory of Sarosh Nizami
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October 25, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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“peanut butter fudge is so yummy i love peanut butter fudge”
October 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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1990s Pizza Hut buffet lunch would fix me
October 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Someone just called a woman's vagina a "spawn point" and I was so dumbfounded I think my brain entirely shut down.
December 6, 2023 at 8:57 PM
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any date can be a speed date if you get up and leave
August 28, 2023 at 9:00 PM