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no, you logged me out because of inactivity, I will not be gaslit, banking website

"Men must learn that in presiding over the Church, we are dealing with human hearts, that individual rights are sacred, and the human soul is tender. We cannot run the Church as we would a business."

— President David O. McKay

I'm just really holding space right now for the lyrics of they might be giants' minimum wage

honestly why would anyone want to be president

There’s a narrative that Gaetz was a deliberate head-fake — a distraction to boost the real candidate — but I am always suspicious of narratives that attribute four-dimensional chess to trump as opposed to knocking over the table and eating the checkers.

peanut the squirrel in heaven with harambe

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

"And I kept thinking about how this was really going to cut into my falconry time."

it's gonna be so funny when trump still doesn't make mike lee a justice

Furthest I've been:

North: Quebec City
West: Amsterdam
South: Santiago, Chile
West: San Francisco

I'm "told ghost story" and "joined the wrong church"

Happy Halloween

some people want to cancel him but I say he was a great man and an italian-american hero

happy columbo day everybody

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

I'm just saying