Jared Cook
jkimballcook.bsky.social
Jared Cook
@jkimballcook.bsky.social
cryptozoology enthusiast and amateur cartographer
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no, you logged me out because of inactivity, I will not be gaslit, banking website
November 30, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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"Men must learn that in presiding over the Church, we are dealing with human hearts, that individual rights are sacred, and the human soul is tender. We cannot run the Church as we would a business."

— President David O. McKay
November 29, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I'm just really holding space right now for the lyrics of they might be giants' minimum wage
November 29, 2024 at 8:54 PM
honestly why would anyone want to be president
November 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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There’s a narrative that Gaetz was a deliberate head-fake — a distraction to boost the real candidate — but I am always suspicious of narratives that attribute four-dimensional chess to trump as opposed to knocking over the table and eating the checkers.
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 5:27 PM
peanut the squirrel in heaven with harambe
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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"And I kept thinking about how this was really going to cut into my falconry time."
November 14, 2024 at 10:06 PM
it's gonna be so funny when trump still doesn't make mike lee a justice
November 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Furthest I've been:

North: Quebec City
West: Amsterdam
South: Santiago, Chile
West: San Francisco
Farthest I’ve been:

N: Fairbanks
S: Nairobi
E: Salzburg
W: Tahiti
Farthest I’ve been:

N: Dublin
S: Queenstown
E: Bangalore
W: Beijing
December 18, 2023 at 2:37 PM
I'm "told ghost story" and "joined the wrong church"
New tag yourself just dropped

I'm "washwoman objected to her"

(From Chicago Tribune, Illinois, October 15, 1905 apparently)
November 4, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Happy Halloween
November 1, 2023 at 2:12 AM
some people want to cancel him but I say he was a great man and an italian-american hero

happy columbo day everybody
October 9, 2023 at 4:48 PM
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GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker
October 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM
I'm just saying
September 21, 2023 at 11:28 PM