Avocado’s Number 🥑
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There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.
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Consolation
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Consolation
Apparently we can see the aurora borealis from the airplane right now, but I’m sitting on the wrong side.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Apparently we can see the aurora borealis from the airplane right now, but I’m sitting on the wrong side.
I love this for us.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love this for us.
Had me at Matthew MacFadyen.
The Netflix miniseries Death By Lightning turns a historical footnote — Charles Guiteau's assassination of President James Garfield — into a grand entertainment, with wonderful performances by Matthew Macfadyen, Michael Shannon, Betty Gilpin, and, especially, Nick Offerman. My review:
Review: Netflix's 'Death By Lightning' gives a historical footnote a jolt
Michael Shannon, Matthew Macfadyen, and Nick Offerman lead a rollicking retelling of the assassination of President James Garfield
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November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Had me at Matthew MacFadyen.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
Mamdani is going to implement Sheboygan law. He’s going to make you eat a shitload of cheese curds.
Mamdani is going to implement Shoryuken law. He's doing to whiff your low kicks and bypass all projectile attacks.
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
My robot mop, Janet, has completely disappeared.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My robot mop, Janet, has completely disappeared.
ICE has come to my suburb. I hate this.
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ICE has come to my suburb. I hate this.
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The frames aren’t even aligned gaaah my eyes
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The frames aren’t even aligned gaaah my eyes
They’re giving him craft projects to keep him busy now.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They’re giving him craft projects to keep him busy now.
Every. Single. Time.
I think this can’t possibly be real. There is no way it’s real.
It’s real.
I think this can’t possibly be real. There is no way it’s real.
It’s real.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Every. Single. Time.
I think this can’t possibly be real. There is no way it’s real.
It’s real.
I think this can’t possibly be real. There is no way it’s real.
It’s real.
Is this printed on printer paper?
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Is this printed on printer paper?
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Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
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Trump instructing ICE to do more!
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump instructing ICE to do more!
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Just saw a woman in a Denny’s uniform walk into Waffle House with a clinched fist and a lit cigarette in her mouth. I think it’s about to go down
January 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Just saw a woman in a Denny’s uniform walk into Waffle House with a clinched fist and a lit cigarette in her mouth. I think it’s about to go down
Just finished House of Guinness and no one got a single world record.
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just finished House of Guinness and no one got a single world record.
Thanks to @blackforager.bsky.social I just prevented my college kid from eating foraged horse chestnuts he thought were actual chestnuts and was currently roasting in his oven.
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Thanks to @blackforager.bsky.social I just prevented my college kid from eating foraged horse chestnuts he thought were actual chestnuts and was currently roasting in his oven.
I can not believe I've had not a single K-Pop Demon Hunter all night. I have my popcorn eyes all ready to go and everything.
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I can not believe I've had not a single K-Pop Demon Hunter all night. I have my popcorn eyes all ready to go and everything.
The rain, and also the absurdly high cost of homes in this area, has seriously hindered the amount of trick or treaters we're getting tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The rain, and also the absurdly high cost of homes in this area, has seriously hindered the amount of trick or treaters we're getting tonight.
Surely the Germans have a word for when a group of friends always says they want to make plans to get together, but never actually make plans. It's like an ouroboros of planning.
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Surely the Germans have a word for when a group of friends always says they want to make plans to get together, but never actually make plans. It's like an ouroboros of planning.
Actually said to someone today, "have a good weekend!"
So, how's your tuesday going?
So, how's your tuesday going?
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Actually said to someone today, "have a good weekend!"
So, how's your tuesday going?
So, how's your tuesday going?
That time my kid dressed up as the Unipiper for Halloween and the actual Unipiper reposted.
October 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
That time my kid dressed up as the Unipiper for Halloween and the actual Unipiper reposted.
STOP! 🛑
Mandatory wallpaper check!
Mandatory wallpaper check!
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
STOP! 🛑
Mandatory wallpaper check!
Mandatory wallpaper check!