At least he’s stopped saying it will be 2 weeks.

This is a dill breaker.

You can also use a spam can. Just take off the bottom so its open on both ends.

Thank you! I’m usually better at spotting these and verifying. Will delete.

Janet has really been struggling lately. When the kids get home from college I think she may need a reprogram.

There you are, Janet! How did you get over here?

Oh my goodness, this will make it worse!

Doing everything except the right thing.

When did we start?

So interesting how easy it is to be blind to our own worst traits. I kept thinking, all he needs to do is go back and read what he just wrote and he should be able to see it. And yet . . .

The frames aren’t even aligned gaaah my eyes

Must have been standing directly under Trump's poop jet.

I have an idea for how this can be fixed and it also comes with the added bonus of you losing about 180 lbs.