Joe
@jjameseisenberg.bsky.social
University of Arizona Wildcat | Gonzaga School of Law | Dog Dad | Public Defense
50% of being a public defender is having clients ask “so, do you think I need an attorney for this?” and then having to explain that I am an attorney and that they do need me.
January 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
50% of being a public defender is having clients ask “so, do you think I need an attorney for this?” and then having to explain that I am an attorney and that they do need me.
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Get rotated idiot. Get absolutely spun
December 3, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Get rotated idiot. Get absolutely spun
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The worst part about Twitter, for me, are the stupid people
November 26, 2024 at 12:43 PM
The worst part about Twitter, for me, are the stupid people
Whoever said that only depressed men own cats might’ve been onto something.
November 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Whoever said that only depressed men own cats might’ve been onto something.
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Unfortunately I don’t think it’s possible to get a person like this to kill themselves
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Unfortunately I don’t think it’s possible to get a person like this to kill themselves
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
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bluesky notifications just feel more earned lol
November 17, 2024 at 10:23 PM
bluesky notifications just feel more earned lol
I need all my favorite teams to move to Bluesky asap. The sports talk is severely lacking.
November 17, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I need all my favorite teams to move to Bluesky asap. The sports talk is severely lacking.
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i do love that maybe 5% of folks who’ve been on here since the beginning seem to be permanently in the sunken place because “skeets” actually caught on
November 16, 2024 at 11:30 PM
i do love that maybe 5% of folks who’ve been on here since the beginning seem to be permanently in the sunken place because “skeets” actually caught on
A man is only as good as his worst skeet.
November 17, 2024 at 12:14 AM
A man is only as good as his worst skeet.
People really be out here sub skeeting
November 16, 2024 at 6:17 AM
People really be out here sub skeeting
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Who made this? Ahahaha
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I'm not usually one to defend the CIA but maybe they knew something we didn't when they took out RFK's entire family
November 15, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I'm not usually one to defend the CIA but maybe they knew something we didn't when they took out RFK's entire family
Not my uncle removing his Trump flags 10 days too late 😭😭😭
November 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Not my uncle removing his Trump flags 10 days too late 😭😭😭
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Given that the proposed next Secretary of Defense has said he doesn’t believe germs exist, it’s important to remember that germs have killed far more soldiers than combat has.
George Washington, yes him, ordered his troops vaccinated against small pox because so many were getting sick &/or dying. For ages, illness killed more soldiers than weapons. Generals know this. So, having a population that is unprotected to disease, you figure it out.
November 15, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Given that the proposed next Secretary of Defense has said he doesn’t believe germs exist, it’s important to remember that germs have killed far more soldiers than combat has.
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donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged
the DOGE agency will not have the authority to reallocate funds (nor would that be constitutional), it is a PR tool to create the impression that government spending is inherently wasteful and build political momentum for spending cuts
Hypothetical. I'm curious what people think. If the DOGE agency worked on the premise that half of all savings in a federal program were distributed as increased benefits to qualified recipients, would you consider the details ?
November 15, 2024 at 5:27 PM
donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged
Different app, same typos.
November 15, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Different app, same typos.
The Texas Supreme Court will do whatever it takes to make sure it can continue killing its own people with the least resistance. Nearly half of all nationwide executions carried out since Gregg v. Georgia have come from Texas. It’s like a sexual attraction at this point.
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Texas Supreme Court rules against lawmakers who stopped execution with last-minute subpoena
The Texas Supreme Court ruled that a legislative subpoena cannot be used to stop an execution, putting a decisive end to a legal battle that halted the scheduled execution of Robert Roberson last mont...
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November 15, 2024 at 4:29 PM
The Texas Supreme Court will do whatever it takes to make sure it can continue killing its own people with the least resistance. Nearly half of all nationwide executions carried out since Gregg v. Georgia have come from Texas. It’s like a sexual attraction at this point.
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Can someone convince the official Arizona basketball account to migrate here? Thanks in advance.
November 12, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Can someone convince the official Arizona basketball account to migrate here? Thanks in advance.
Who is going to step up and be my first block?
November 15, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Who is going to step up and be my first block?
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Can Bluesky be a special different world where RFK Jr simply does not exist?
November 15, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Can Bluesky be a special different world where RFK Jr simply does not exist?
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Qualities I’d look for in an AG:
• Demands satisfaction
• Expert in bird law and various other lawyerings
• Illiterate
• Has a touch of consumption
• 5’7”
• From Philadelphia
• Demands satisfaction
• Expert in bird law and various other lawyerings
• Illiterate
• Has a touch of consumption
• 5’7”
• From Philadelphia
November 14, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Qualities I’d look for in an AG:
• Demands satisfaction
• Expert in bird law and various other lawyerings
• Illiterate
• Has a touch of consumption
• 5’7”
• From Philadelphia
• Demands satisfaction
• Expert in bird law and various other lawyerings
• Illiterate
• Has a touch of consumption
• 5’7”
• From Philadelphia
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RFK Jr.’s only previous experience doing government public health work was in Samoa in 2019, and resulted in a measles outbreak that killed 83 people, including dozens of children.
November 14, 2024 at 11:10 PM
RFK Jr.’s only previous experience doing government public health work was in Samoa in 2019, and resulted in a measles outbreak that killed 83 people, including dozens of children.