Jack Frost
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Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?
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I used to work with a guy who wouldn't bend over to sweep dirt/dust into his dustpan, because he was afraid demons might materialize behind him and fuck his butt. He'd just leave piles of dirt everywhere.
January 3, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I used to work with a guy who wouldn't bend over to sweep dirt/dust into his dustpan, because he was afraid demons might materialize behind him and fuck his butt. He'd just leave piles of dirt everywhere.
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The Pokémon Bulbausaur's name comes from the English words "Bulb" and "Sour". Some people think it's due to the taste of the bulb on its back when it sprays you with powder.
August 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Pokémon Bulbausaur's name comes from the English words "Bulb" and "Sour". Some people think it's due to the taste of the bulb on its back when it sprays you with powder.
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Every day I move Mike Rowe, my own personal human Pokémon, into a smaller and less comfortable Pokéball than the one that came before it. It's really tiny now and I can't remember where I put it.
March 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Every day I move Mike Rowe, my own personal human Pokémon, into a smaller and less comfortable Pokéball than the one that came before it. It's really tiny now and I can't remember where I put it.
I don't want to talk about it...
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I don't want to talk about it...
My pokémon when i release him from the ball
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My pokémon when i release him from the ball
shes so beautiful i need to meet her
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
shes so beautiful i need to meet her
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Mistletoe is a time honored tradition beloved by all. Mistlefinger? Beware. Avoid.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Mistletoe is a time honored tradition beloved by all. Mistlefinger? Beware. Avoid.
Santa will be dropping promotional goodie good gifts to celebrate the holiday season! Stay tuned and be good... you might get something early!
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Santa will be dropping promotional goodie good gifts to celebrate the holiday season! Stay tuned and be good... you might get something early!
ELF SHOWCASE #2:
Hoi everyone, meet Wouter! Okay, to be frank, Wouter isn't actually an elf. He's just some Dutch guy we found snooping around the factory, and now he isn't allowed to leave. His large stature makes him great at hauling Christmas trees and giant candy canes! Goed gedaan, Wouter!
Hoi everyone, meet Wouter! Okay, to be frank, Wouter isn't actually an elf. He's just some Dutch guy we found snooping around the factory, and now he isn't allowed to leave. His large stature makes him great at hauling Christmas trees and giant candy canes! Goed gedaan, Wouter!
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
ELF SHOWCASE #2:
Hoi everyone, meet Wouter! Okay, to be frank, Wouter isn't actually an elf. He's just some Dutch guy we found snooping around the factory, and now he isn't allowed to leave. His large stature makes him great at hauling Christmas trees and giant candy canes! Goed gedaan, Wouter!
Hoi everyone, meet Wouter! Okay, to be frank, Wouter isn't actually an elf. He's just some Dutch guy we found snooping around the factory, and now he isn't allowed to leave. His large stature makes him great at hauling Christmas trees and giant candy canes! Goed gedaan, Wouter!
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
*me if i was a baboon* do you find my big red ass sexy?
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
*me if i was a baboon* do you find my big red ass sexy?
Died and made a pact with a dragon
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Died and made a pact with a dragon
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They summoned Jeffrey Epstein on the ouija board, but nobody could read wtf he was saying because he spells like shit
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
They summoned Jeffrey Epstein on the ouija board, but nobody could read wtf he was saying because he spells like shit
ELF SHOWCASE:
This is our wonderful elf Trindlesnoot! He works so hard to make sure the other elves are building YOUR toys, and his keen eye is not overlooked on the assembly line! If you get sn awesome gift this Christmas, thank Trindlesnoot! #xmas
This is our wonderful elf Trindlesnoot! He works so hard to make sure the other elves are building YOUR toys, and his keen eye is not overlooked on the assembly line! If you get sn awesome gift this Christmas, thank Trindlesnoot! #xmas
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
ELF SHOWCASE:
This is our wonderful elf Trindlesnoot! He works so hard to make sure the other elves are building YOUR toys, and his keen eye is not overlooked on the assembly line! If you get sn awesome gift this Christmas, thank Trindlesnoot! #xmas
This is our wonderful elf Trindlesnoot! He works so hard to make sure the other elves are building YOUR toys, and his keen eye is not overlooked on the assembly line! If you get sn awesome gift this Christmas, thank Trindlesnoot! #xmas
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Mutate me. My plea. Please. Please mutate me now.
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Mutate me. My plea. Please. Please mutate me now.
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My ability? *eyes glow green*
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My ability? *eyes glow green*
0 chance that Zelda movie is even a little bit good. It's going to be a real stinky turd!
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
0 chance that Zelda movie is even a little bit good. It's going to be a real stinky turd!