Jim Tews
@jimtews.com
Tastemaker and influencer in the dumb dumb space.
They call it "Wonder" cause it moves into your neighborhood and you wonder where all your favorite local spots went.
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They call it "Wonder" cause it moves into your neighborhood and you wonder where all your favorite local spots went.
If Zohran becomes mayor of NYC I will move.
To the kitchen.
Where I keep the celebratory champagne.
To the kitchen.
Where I keep the celebratory champagne.
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If Zohran becomes mayor of NYC I will move.
To the kitchen.
Where I keep the celebratory champagne.
To the kitchen.
Where I keep the celebratory champagne.
I like how we've started treating NYC mayoral candidates like romantic interests on Seinfeld.
ELAINE: He ate a burrito with a knife and fork!
JERRY: So?
ELAINE: On the subway, Jerry!
JERRY: Oh no.
ELAINE: He ate a burrito with a knife and fork!
JERRY: So?
ELAINE: On the subway, Jerry!
JERRY: Oh no.
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I like how we've started treating NYC mayoral candidates like romantic interests on Seinfeld.
ELAINE: He ate a burrito with a knife and fork!
JERRY: So?
ELAINE: On the subway, Jerry!
JERRY: Oh no.
ELAINE: He ate a burrito with a knife and fork!
JERRY: So?
ELAINE: On the subway, Jerry!
JERRY: Oh no.
Dr. Teeth, Janice, and Animal live from the Tompkins Square Dog Parade
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dr. Teeth, Janice, and Animal live from the Tompkins Square Dog Parade
The look this fall in Bushwick: “I hiked through the woods to see Turnstile.”
October 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The look this fall in Bushwick: “I hiked through the woods to see Turnstile.”
Generations of Americans romanticize cars because they associate it with the first time they had sex. If it were easier to have sex in a bike or on a bus, we’d have better urban infrastructure.
October 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Generations of Americans romanticize cars because they associate it with the first time they had sex. If it were easier to have sex in a bike or on a bus, we’d have better urban infrastructure.
Froze my credit this morning. Can't wait to thaw it in twenty years and teach it all about the strange new world its living in.
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Froze my credit this morning. Can't wait to thaw it in twenty years and teach it all about the strange new world its living in.
I need the YouTube algorithm to understand that an interest in skateboarding does not equal, or lead to, an interest in in-line skating. If the algorithm was alive in the 90's it would know that.
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I need the YouTube algorithm to understand that an interest in skateboarding does not equal, or lead to, an interest in in-line skating. If the algorithm was alive in the 90's it would know that.
This administration's "look what you made me do" approach to leadership is weak, dawg. Imagine taking your daddy issues out on entire population.
October 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This administration's "look what you made me do" approach to leadership is weak, dawg. Imagine taking your daddy issues out on entire population.
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Financial gurus: I have about 73 cents left over at the end of every month and I'd like to invest. I'm 44 and would like to retire by 125. I'm willing to take some risks, but prefer long, steady growth. Thoughts?
October 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Financial gurus: I have about 73 cents left over at the end of every month and I'd like to invest. I'm 44 and would like to retire by 125. I'm willing to take some risks, but prefer long, steady growth. Thoughts?
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October 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Comedian destroys heckler
October 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Comedian destroys heckler
I've been doing some editing work for Sesame Street this month so between catching news bytes about the fabric of our country disintegrating, I get to watch Sesame Street.
October 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I've been doing some editing work for Sesame Street this month so between catching news bytes about the fabric of our country disintegrating, I get to watch Sesame Street.
People will say its hard to survive a career in the arts because of unpredictability, but it's actually pretty consistent. I've made the same amount of money every year for the past decade.
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
People will say its hard to survive a career in the arts because of unpredictability, but it's actually pretty consistent. I've made the same amount of money every year for the past decade.
We're going to get Nazi Germany without the whole Weimar era arts and culture stuff. No experimental theatre and crazy films. No design movements. Just a homogenous Netflix series and fever dream TikToks of Will Smith eating spaghetti and then authoritarianism.
October 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We're going to get Nazi Germany without the whole Weimar era arts and culture stuff. No experimental theatre and crazy films. No design movements. Just a homogenous Netflix series and fever dream TikToks of Will Smith eating spaghetti and then authoritarianism.
I hold my own general strike for about twenty minutes every morning before the coffee kicks in.
October 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I hold my own general strike for about twenty minutes every morning before the coffee kicks in.
Modern medicine is a load of hooey. I prefer tried and true remedies handed down from the village healer, right before they died of a mystery illness at 38.
September 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Modern medicine is a load of hooey. I prefer tried and true remedies handed down from the village healer, right before they died of a mystery illness at 38.
A career in the arts is a marathon, not a sprint. And a lot of people shit themselves during marathons so don't feel weird about doing that.
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A career in the arts is a marathon, not a sprint. And a lot of people shit themselves during marathons so don't feel weird about doing that.
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celebrities out walking the characters they’ve played instead of their dogs: thread
September 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
celebrities out walking the characters they’ve played instead of their dogs: thread
Why do I keep obsessing over which new action camera to buy when I mostly just climb stairs and roll around the skatepark once a week, barely leaving the ground? Where is this action I supposedly need captured by a specific camera?
September 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why do I keep obsessing over which new action camera to buy when I mostly just climb stairs and roll around the skatepark once a week, barely leaving the ground? Where is this action I supposedly need captured by a specific camera?
People wanting to pin a binary political affiliation to premeditated shooters, (who are usually young white dudes) are completely oblivious to the extremely online, antisocial, political nihilist types they more likely are --
September 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
People wanting to pin a binary political affiliation to premeditated shooters, (who are usually young white dudes) are completely oblivious to the extremely online, antisocial, political nihilist types they more likely are --
Hey, if you don't like it, vote with your dollar. And the more dollars you have, the more votes you get oh damn I see the problem now.
September 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Hey, if you don't like it, vote with your dollar. And the more dollars you have, the more votes you get oh damn I see the problem now.
Just going through the Bible again as I do every Sunday and I FINALLY found the part where Jesus goes to college campuses and argues with the woke lepers. I guess I was wrong about CK.
September 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just going through the Bible again as I do every Sunday and I FINALLY found the part where Jesus goes to college campuses and argues with the woke lepers. I guess I was wrong about CK.