Jim Tews
@jimtews.com
Tastemaker and influencer in the dumb dumb space.
Dr. Teeth, Janice, and Animal live from the Tompkins Square Dog Parade
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dr. Teeth, Janice, and Animal live from the Tompkins Square Dog Parade
Got a promoted post on LinkedIn encouraging me to join ICE. I know I fit the profile, but just because I’m a forty-something, unemployed, white male veteran, doesn’t mean I’m a white supremacist crybaby with a violence boner.
August 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Got a promoted post on LinkedIn encouraging me to join ICE. I know I fit the profile, but just because I’m a forty-something, unemployed, white male veteran, doesn’t mean I’m a white supremacist crybaby with a violence boner.
Totally forgot to tell you, Tony Hawk sent me a skateboard.
July 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Totally forgot to tell you, Tony Hawk sent me a skateboard.
Blessings to your timeline 🕊️🌈🦅💕
June 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Blessings to your timeline 🕊️🌈🦅💕
Details to follow, but I think this video got me on the Birdhouse flow team.
June 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Details to follow, but I think this video got me on the Birdhouse flow team.
Prototyping some new totes yesterday and now this one feels good.
June 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Prototyping some new totes yesterday and now this one feels good.
This is from an op-ed I wrote for the @nytimes.com in 2018 during Trump's first term. The FIRST time he tried to get himself a military parade. Still holds up, sadly.
June 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is from an op-ed I wrote for the @nytimes.com in 2018 during Trump's first term. The FIRST time he tried to get himself a military parade. Still holds up, sadly.
Are the Marines in LA yet?
June 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Are the Marines in LA yet?
I've read this story and the Coast Guard part of it is pretty irrelevant, but I'm glad they mention it. The Coast Guard rarely gets a vengeful hero story. One that takes place on land, no less.
May 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I've read this story and the Coast Guard part of it is pretty irrelevant, but I'm glad they mention it. The Coast Guard rarely gets a vengeful hero story. One that takes place on land, no less.
I think even Canva would give you a pop-up warning for this level of typographic crime. This was an inside job.
May 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think even Canva would give you a pop-up warning for this level of typographic crime. This was an inside job.
Oh wow. The parody cat account I run just got invited to do Tim Pool’s podcast! Seems legit.
May 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oh wow. The parody cat account I run just got invited to do Tim Pool’s podcast! Seems legit.
My comedy special comes out June 6th. I didn't want to burn any jokes in a trailer, so I just cut this together with some left over words.
May 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My comedy special comes out June 6th. I didn't want to burn any jokes in a trailer, so I just cut this together with some left over words.
He sounds like a drunk driver who refuses to give up his keys.
April 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
He sounds like a drunk driver who refuses to give up his keys.
When you're boarding group E
March 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When you're boarding group E
YouTube algo absolutely getting me. (ready for the future)
March 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
YouTube algo absolutely getting me. (ready for the future)
I can tell just by their foreheads that she’s catholic and he’s not allowed to have real scissors.
March 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I can tell just by their foreheads that she’s catholic and he’s not allowed to have real scissors.
Look at me, just deftly dodging conversations.
January 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Look at me, just deftly dodging conversations.
Here's an op-ed I wrote in 2018 for the New York Times, during the first go-round with this guy. Back when they would let a comedian write an op-ed.
January 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Here's an op-ed I wrote in 2018 for the New York Times, during the first go-round with this guy. Back when they would let a comedian write an op-ed.
Oh wow. I’m killing it over here. I should probably put “happily married” in my bio.
January 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh wow. I’m killing it over here. I should probably put “happily married” in my bio.
You either die a villain, or live long enough to become the hero?
January 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You either die a villain, or live long enough to become the hero?