Dan Wilbur
@danwilbur.bsky.social
My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a “great way of ruining things for people.” Now I do comedy.
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Dan Wilbur
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JD Vance does a blind taste test of his favorite drink, mayonnaise.
Had a great time with @mattkoff.bsky.social on this week’s podcast! Check out My New Thing!
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Had a great time with @mattkoff.bsky.social on this week’s podcast! Check out My New Thing!
Reposted by Dan Wilbur
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
JD Vance reacts to the release of the Epstein Emails.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
JD Vance reacts to the release of the Epstein Emails.
Fun idea for a standup show: everyone gets to go on early so they can get to another spot. We all show up late. Show’s 14 minutes long.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Fun idea for a standup show: everyone gets to go on early so they can get to another spot. We all show up late. Show’s 14 minutes long.
Reposted by Dan Wilbur
JD Vance responds to Josh Shapiro about turning his back on Appalachia.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
JD Vance responds to Josh Shapiro about turning his back on Appalachia.
JD Vance responds to Josh Shapiro about turning his back on Appalachia.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
JD Vance responds to Josh Shapiro about turning his back on Appalachia.
Reposted by Dan Wilbur
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
The government shutdown was painful for many people but at least we all got… we got the… there was talk about healthcare… and when the Republicans want to take more stuff… uh… they can?
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The government shutdown was painful for many people but at least we all got… we got the… there was talk about healthcare… and when the Republicans want to take more stuff… uh… they can?
Democrats: we will not budge on our ask for you to extend the ACA subsidies.
Republicans: No.
Democrats: OK, whatever works!
Republicans: No.
Democrats: OK, whatever works!
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Democrats: we will not budge on our ask for you to extend the ACA subsidies.
Republicans: No.
Democrats: OK, whatever works!
Republicans: No.
Democrats: OK, whatever works!
Ordered a Switch 2 on Temu and they sent a PalmPilot with Mario stickers on it??
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ordered a Switch 2 on Temu and they sent a PalmPilot with Mario stickers on it??
I studied Ancient Greek in college and I sometimes think I should be writing “smarter” comedy but then I remember that dressing like a giant cock and humping the stool is exactly what Aristophanes would want.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I studied Ancient Greek in college and I sometimes think I should be writing “smarter” comedy but then I remember that dressing like a giant cock and humping the stool is exactly what Aristophanes would want.
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We had the great @arielcomedy.bsky.social on today’s podcast to talk about Welcome To Plathville and that time someone threw a beer at her while she was performing.
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We had the great @arielcomedy.bsky.social on today’s podcast to talk about Welcome To Plathville and that time someone threw a beer at her while she was performing.
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
We had the great @arielcomedy.bsky.social on today’s podcast to talk about Welcome To Plathville and that time someone threw a beer at her while she was performing.
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We had the great @arielcomedy.bsky.social on today’s podcast to talk about Welcome To Plathville and that time someone threw a beer at her while she was performing.
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Just because it rhymes doesn’t mean it’s good life advice!
“I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Suck me off at the Brooklyn Zoo”??
“I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Suck me off at the Brooklyn Zoo”??
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Just because it rhymes doesn’t mean it’s good life advice!
“I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Suck me off at the Brooklyn Zoo”??
“I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Suck me off at the Brooklyn Zoo”??
JD Vance explains why cancelling flights and not paying air traffic controllers during the shutdown is a good thing.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
JD Vance explains why cancelling flights and not paying air traffic controllers during the shutdown is a good thing.
JD Vance reacts to Zohran Mamdani becoming the next mayor of NYC.
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JD Vance reacts to Zohran Mamdani becoming the next mayor of NYC.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police who investigate crime and the federal agents who commit them.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police who investigate crime and the federal agents who commit them.
How can conservatives claim Democrats are all weird uggos when we’re the party of AOC, Mamdani, and Jerry Nadler?
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
How can conservatives claim Democrats are all weird uggos when we’re the party of AOC, Mamdani, and Jerry Nadler?
Big Stretch is back in Huntington, NY on Tuesday, 11/18!
Featuring:
JL Cauvin (Showtime’s Billions, Late Late Show)
Ariel Elias (Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Harry Freedman (Everybody Loves Raymond)
Dennis Rooney (Don’t Tell)
m.bpt.me/event/674462...
Featuring:
JL Cauvin (Showtime’s Billions, Late Late Show)
Ariel Elias (Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Harry Freedman (Everybody Loves Raymond)
Dennis Rooney (Don’t Tell)
m.bpt.me/event/674462...
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Big Stretch is back in Huntington, NY on Tuesday, 11/18!
Featuring:
JL Cauvin (Showtime’s Billions, Late Late Show)
Ariel Elias (Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Harry Freedman (Everybody Loves Raymond)
Dennis Rooney (Don’t Tell)
m.bpt.me/event/674462...
Featuring:
JL Cauvin (Showtime’s Billions, Late Late Show)
Ariel Elias (Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Harry Freedman (Everybody Loves Raymond)
Dennis Rooney (Don’t Tell)
m.bpt.me/event/674462...
It’s not too late to enjoy this week’s spooky episode of My New Thing! We talk about the new book of scary stories written by The Boo Boys!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social @zachbroussard.bsky.social
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social @zachbroussard.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s not too late to enjoy this week’s spooky episode of My New Thing! We talk about the new book of scary stories written by The Boo Boys!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social @zachbroussard.bsky.social
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social @zachbroussard.bsky.social
ICYMI
JD Vance addresses rumors that he’s sleeping with Erika Kirk.
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
ICYMI
Reposted by Dan Wilbur
JD Vance addresses rumors that he’s sleeping with Erika Kirk.
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
JD Vance addresses rumors that he’s sleeping with Erika Kirk.
JD Vance addresses rumors that he’s sleeping with Erika Kirk.
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
JD Vance addresses rumors that he’s sleeping with Erika Kirk.
*panicking at the sound of the doorbell*
“Uhh. Uhh. Do you kids like off brand decaf k-cups??”
“Uhh. Uhh. Do you kids like off brand decaf k-cups??”
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
*panicking at the sound of the doorbell*
“Uhh. Uhh. Do you kids like off brand decaf k-cups??”
“Uhh. Uhh. Do you kids like off brand decaf k-cups??”
Carrying around a folding chair that says “CUCK” on it and whenever anyone at the Halloween party asks what I’m supposed to be, I sit down and say “an ICE Agent!”
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Carrying around a folding chair that says “CUCK” on it and whenever anyone at the Halloween party asks what I’m supposed to be, I sit down and say “an ICE Agent!”