Dan Wilbur
@danwilbur.bsky.social
My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a “great way of ruining things for people.” Now I do comedy.
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Dan Wilbur
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· Sep 30
JD Vance does a blind taste test of his favorite drink, mayonnaise.
Yes, I like taking pills! Taking these pilsners to the face!!! Hahah. Anyway. It’s spun out of control and I think maybe some kind of pill could help.
January 21, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Yes, I like taking pills! Taking these pilsners to the face!!! Hahah. Anyway. It’s spun out of control and I think maybe some kind of pill could help.
Does he have a TV or phone? Does he read? Why has he never heard or seen anything ever???
Surprise! Mike Johnson says he hasn't seen any of Trump's (bonkers) speech in Davos
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Does he have a TV or phone? Does he read? Why has he never heard or seen anything ever???
Crowdwork?? In 2026??
January 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Crowdwork?? In 2026??
We’re recapping The Traitors all month!
Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #thetraitors
Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #thetraitors
January 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
We’re recapping The Traitors all month!
Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #thetraitors
Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #thetraitors
Release the confiscated Venezuelan drugs to Americans too
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Release the confiscated Venezuelan drugs to Americans too
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SHELVED BY GENRE awakens far below the Misty Mountains, and with riddles and talking eagles and exploding pine cones, the hosts continue their discussion of THE HOBBIT! Also, we learn so much about what Tolkien thought of airplanes. rangedtouch.com/2026/01/16/t...
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
SHELVED BY GENRE awakens far below the Misty Mountains, and with riddles and talking eagles and exploding pine cones, the hosts continue their discussion of THE HOBBIT! Also, we learn so much about what Tolkien thought of airplanes. rangedtouch.com/2026/01/16/t...
Big @thetraitorsus.bsky.social recap up! We’re talking about episodes 4 & 5! It’s a funny one!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #traitors
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #traitors
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Big @thetraitorsus.bsky.social recap up! We’re talking about episodes 4 & 5! It’s a funny one!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #traitors
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #traitors
Had a great time listening to Doug Smith open up about his obsession with Cheryl Ladd.
Listen to My New Thing!
Listen to My New Thing!
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Had a great time listening to Doug Smith open up about his obsession with Cheryl Ladd.
Listen to My New Thing!
Listen to My New Thing!
January 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
You’re doing great, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social !!
January 15, 2026 at 11:10 PM
You’re doing great, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social !!
The surprise 4th thing this admin wants you to eat is a bullet
January 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The surprise 4th thing this admin wants you to eat is a bullet
We have to get the Democrats back in charge so they can give ICE agents two more weeks of training before they’re allowed to break into your house illegally and beat you death!
January 15, 2026 at 3:11 PM
We have to get the Democrats back in charge so they can give ICE agents two more weeks of training before they’re allowed to break into your house illegally and beat you death!
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New JD Vance Tutorial: How To Get The Blood Off Your Hands
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
New JD Vance Tutorial: How To Get The Blood Off Your Hands
New JD Vance Tutorial: How To Get The Blood Off Your Hands
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
New JD Vance Tutorial: How To Get The Blood Off Your Hands
Gas at an all-time low thanks to everyone being frightened they’ll get arrested for driving anywhere!
January 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Gas at an all-time low thanks to everyone being frightened they’ll get arrested for driving anywhere!
We’re on the “actually, Renee Good was a bad person” phase of the fake conservative bootlicking meltdown, and an important thing to remember is that people you dislike also deserve to not be shot in the face by the fake police.
January 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
We’re on the “actually, Renee Good was a bad person” phase of the fake conservative bootlicking meltdown, and an important thing to remember is that people you dislike also deserve to not be shot in the face by the fake police.
Had a great time talking to @isabelhagen.bsky.social on this week’s episode of My New Thing! We talked about viola, screenwriting, and her movie, On A String.
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Had a great time talking to @isabelhagen.bsky.social on this week’s episode of My New Thing! We talked about viola, screenwriting, and her movie, On A String.
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
If they actually believed this, they’d arrest the bosses illegally underpaying people!
January 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
If they actually believed this, they’d arrest the bosses illegally underpaying people!
Karens need to go back to calling the police on skateboarders and loud BBQs instead of defending murders by federal agents.
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Karens need to go back to calling the police on skateboarders and loud BBQs instead of defending murders by federal agents.
LONG ISLAND IS SICK OF ICE
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
LONG ISLAND IS SICK OF ICE
Any dude arguing that Renee Good’s death was justified would straight up murder a guy for jiggling the handle of his car door.
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Any dude arguing that Renee Good’s death was justified would straight up murder a guy for jiggling the handle of his car door.
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JD Vance releases ICE recruitment video.
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 AM
JD Vance releases ICE recruitment video.
It’s funny that ICE agents have the same rules as vampires: they can’t come into your home without your consent. The difference is that no one wants to fuck an ICE agent.
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
It’s funny that ICE agents have the same rules as vampires: they can’t come into your home without your consent. The difference is that no one wants to fuck an ICE agent.
JD Vance releases ICE recruitment video.
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 AM
JD Vance releases ICE recruitment video.
Zach and I are recapping this season of The Traitors all month long!
Take a listen to this bonus episode of My New Thing! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #traitors @zachsims.bsky.social
Take a listen to this bonus episode of My New Thing! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #traitors @zachsims.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Zach and I are recapping this season of The Traitors all month long!
Take a listen to this bonus episode of My New Thing! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #traitors @zachsims.bsky.social
Take a listen to this bonus episode of My New Thing! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... #traitors @zachsims.bsky.social