Jimmy Two Hands (gobblin’ mode)🦃
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I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
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If you follow me on this site or I follow you, that means we are friends and I will totally share a bag of corn nuts with you ( if I have one)
How are they going to deal with bringing James Bond back to life? As you all know when they brought on Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton and pierce brosnan and that other guy and everyone else they had a long exposition about James’ facial reconstruction surgery so just do that but with reanimation
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
How are they going to deal with bringing James Bond back to life? As you all know when they brought on Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton and pierce brosnan and that other guy and everyone else they had a long exposition about James’ facial reconstruction surgery so just do that but with reanimation
hospitality or horse brutality, which one is it gonna be
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
hospitality or horse brutality, which one is it gonna be
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remember that any senator not loudly calling for Schumer's head is happily playing their part in his Kabuki theater 'resistance' and is your enemy as much as he is
Progressive groups are calling for Chuck Schumer's ouster after centrist Dems' shutdown cave. Dem senators' phone lines are "exploding" with the same demands. So far, Senate Dems don't have a ton to say.
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Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
remember that any senator not loudly calling for Schumer's head is happily playing their part in his Kabuki theater 'resistance' and is your enemy as much as he is
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I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet
Having the sun set at 4:30 is more tolerable when there is snow on the ground for whatever reason
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Having the sun set at 4:30 is more tolerable when there is snow on the ground for whatever reason
I am starving but there is no pickled bologna in my house
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I am starving but there is no pickled bologna in my house
This map of my walking route looks like a little guy taking a walk
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This map of my walking route looks like a little guy taking a walk
You can do it too! It’s a fun afternoon activity and also a helpful way to contribute to our civic dialogue!
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You can do it too! It’s a fun afternoon activity and also a helpful way to contribute to our civic dialogue!
say, i think he might have been lying about this
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
say, i think he might have been lying about this
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@schumer.senate.gov if you actually want to protect democracy i have some ideas (pic unrelated)
![Two days later Hemingway "quite deliberately" shot himself with his favorite shotgun in the early morning hours of July 2, 1961.[176] Meyers writes that he unlocked the basement storeroom where his guns were kept, went upstairs to the front entrance foyer, "pushed two shells into the twelve-gauge Boss shotgun ... put the end of the barrel into his mouth, pulled the trigger and blew out his brains."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ifnpirhh7ihbsqyee5yjrlam/bafkreifxxipu4f6wmqejz4g2xrfyt3lty6hd7ce6lz45zokrxyzn7ofhz4@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@schumer.senate.gov if you actually want to protect democracy i have some ideas (pic unrelated)
We need to bring back the tried and true tradition of using a cane to bludgeon people on the senate floor
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
We need to bring back the tried and true tradition of using a cane to bludgeon people on the senate floor
Bad faith of me to assume dems will act the way they have acted for more than three decades
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Bad faith of me to assume dems will act the way they have acted for more than three decades
It’s true that many of the offending senators are up for reelection years from now or are retiring but they can be hit by a bus at any time
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s true that many of the offending senators are up for reelection years from now or are retiring but they can be hit by a bus at any time
I don’t have the words to say how much I fucking hate dick durbin
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I don’t have the words to say how much I fucking hate dick durbin
Mamdani is going to implement shamalangadingdong law. It is not safe to take her by your hand and make your baby out of her
Mamdani is going to implement Shaqattack law. O’Neal is not safe in NY
Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Mamdani is going to implement shamalangadingdong law. It is not safe to take her by your hand and make your baby out of her
poopfart
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
poopfart
I was just explaining to some pals exactly how dumb elon musk is in light of his trillion dollar deal situation and I wanted to remind the rest of youse friends who live in my phone just how extremely stupid he is.
I can believe people musk has paid to fluff him up or i can believe reports on the team at space x who are paid to jangle keys in front of him so that he doesn’t get involved in any technical decisions
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I was just explaining to some pals exactly how dumb elon musk is in light of his trillion dollar deal situation and I wanted to remind the rest of youse friends who live in my phone just how extremely stupid he is.
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I can get behind this type of pro life statement
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I can get behind this type of pro life statement
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My latest is a love letter to Chicago. "I see you stumbling through the stubborn, awkward rhythm of showing up, again and again. I see you fighting alongside people who sometimes frustrate and confuse you, and defending neighbors you may have never met, because you know they’re all your people."
In Chicago, We Run Toward Danger Together
"Faced with unrelenting state violence, Chicagoans have refused to be cowed," says Mariame Kaba.
organizingmythoughts.org
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My latest is a love letter to Chicago. "I see you stumbling through the stubborn, awkward rhythm of showing up, again and again. I see you fighting alongside people who sometimes frustrate and confuse you, and defending neighbors you may have never met, because you know they’re all your people."
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So foggy I could barely make out the skyline this morning
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So foggy I could barely make out the skyline this morning