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Jimmy Two Hands (gobblin’ mode)🦃
@jimmytwohands.bsky.social
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I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
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SHE FALLS IN A WELL, EYES GO CROSSED. SHE GETS KICKED BY A MULE, THEY GO BACK TO NORMAL. I DON'T KNOW.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Big bird saying we ride at dawn bitches
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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OH, DEAR. NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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hell i will do it right now
Post hole digger
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Cope section of the hallmark greeting cards shelf
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Epstein, Trump, summers, the entire New York Times, etc.
Jimbo jones holding a video camera and saying: EMAILING ABOUT THIS SEX CRIME SPREE IS THE BEST IDEA WE EVER HAD!
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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I have 3 different types of cheese flavored potato chips so I will be conducting a taste test
A bag of Clancy’s ridges cheddar and sour cream potato chips, a bag of great lakes Wisconsin cheddar kettle chips, and a tube of pringles cheddar cheese extruded potato based chips with a small bowl containing several ot each in it
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I HAVE SOME GRASS. PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO TOUCH IT.
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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WE WILL BURY YOU
A “how chicagoism works” pamphlet showing a Chicago flag octopus with a mustache and swersky superfans sunglasses reaching out to conquer the planet with its many tentacles
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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A picture of Quentin Tarantino and above it says morrissey in almost the font from viva hate
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Can even see it from my window some, fucking far out man!
A tree over some bungalow rooves that has lost most of its leaves and there is a diffuse blob of pink aurora behind it
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Seen an aurora borealis on my walk and also throughout my neighborhood and in my yard. It was there clear and bright as day, just fucking mind blowing
Pink red aurora that appears to shoot out the roof of a bungalow, thick in the middle of the stem and then becoming more diffuse higher over the roof A pink blob of aurora as viewed from a footbridge over the chicago river (north branch) with its most intense glow centered over the river A pink aurora rising out the roof of an a-frame two story house with a brick two flat to the side. The aurora becomes more diffuse as it rises over some telephone wires A pink aurora over a bungalow with a few trees with autumn leaves blocking the top of it and there are two other bungalows on either side of the middle bungalow
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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That’s it, your FUCKIN SLAYER is mine for the next 2 months
Panel 1: Vernon points at bender and says Metallica or megadeth Panel 2: bender says FUCKIN SLAYER!!! Panel 3: Vernon throws devil horns
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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The Edmund Glizzgerald
Hotdog boat
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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When the gales of November come early: Edmund Fitzgerald before sinking When I come early: Guy with head in hands at end of bed and unsatisfied woman in bed behind him
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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they’re so obsessed they built a place to store your pizza
Neon sign for Q’s Pizza
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Having the sun set at 4:30 is more tolerable when there is snow on the ground for whatever reason
A yellow and pink sunset over several snow covered houses
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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This map of my walking route looks like a little guy taking a walk
Strava map of a walking route through Cincinnati
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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You can do it too! It’s a fun afternoon activity and also a helpful way to contribute to our civic dialogue!
schumer.senate.gov Subject Resign, bitch Comments* You are an abject failure as a senator and a leader and you’ve fucked us over time and time again. If you had any dignity whatsoever you would immediately resign and go live in a mason jar or somewhere equally pathetic. Get bent. SUBMIT schumer.senate.gov SENATE DEMOCRATIC LEADER Q cHUCK SCHUMER U.S. SENATOR FOR NEW YORK Contact Thank You for Your Email Thank you for contacting Senator Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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say, i think he might have been lying about this
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Your Automobile Insurance is up 73% - VOTE FOR TRUMP, I'LL CUT THAT NUMBER IN HALF! 1.02k ReTruths 3.51k Likes 9/17/24, 10:50 AM
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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DIRTY DELETE
Sam@samd.bsky.social My simple ask is that Dems stop acting the way bad faith leftists assume they always act. 1h also call your senators today and either thank them for voting against this awful deal + tell them to dump Schumer or yell at them if they're one of the 8 who folded
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Brick throwing cat
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM