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Here's a @pennyarcade.bsky.social panel to use on certain Senators tonight. Go nuts!
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Here's a @pennyarcade.bsky.social panel to use on certain Senators tonight. Go nuts!
It's all just one big social club of the biggest fuckin loser poindexters you'd never want at your party. Our government is run by dipwads who would get their underpants hoisted up the flagpole while still wearing them.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It's all just one big social club of the biggest fuckin loser poindexters you'd never want at your party. Our government is run by dipwads who would get their underpants hoisted up the flagpole while still wearing them.
Chuck showed up on day one and said "I'm gonna be even shittier than Al D'Amato. I'm gonna make every New Yorker sad they ever voted for me. Oh look, a camera! I'm gonna go spew bullshit into it for thirty minutes."
He's still only the second-worst Schumer of the 21st Century.
He's still only the second-worst Schumer of the 21st Century.
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? - The American Prospect
Most commentators, including me, concluded that the Tuesday election victory saved Democrats from capitulating to Republican demands to pass a simple continuing resolution to re-open the government, i...
prospect.org
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Chuck showed up on day one and said "I'm gonna be even shittier than Al D'Amato. I'm gonna make every New Yorker sad they ever voted for me. Oh look, a camera! I'm gonna go spew bullshit into it for thirty minutes."
He's still only the second-worst Schumer of the 21st Century.
He's still only the second-worst Schumer of the 21st Century.
"The Patriots are DTF", says the play-by-play man, because apparently nobody is at the wheel at CBS.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"The Patriots are DTF", says the play-by-play man, because apparently nobody is at the wheel at CBS.
Loved him in Poltergeist II.
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Loved him in Poltergeist II.
CHUCKIE SCHUMER RETIRE BITCH
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
CHUCKIE SCHUMER RETIRE BITCH
Wahoo-wa! Wahoo-wa! Uni-V! Virginia!
Hoo-rah-ray! Hoo-rah-ray! HEY! HEY! UVA!
Hoo-rah-ray! Hoo-rah-ray! HEY! HEY! UVA!
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger flips control of the Virginia governorship, becoming the first woman to lead the state, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/47Ljn7Z
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Wahoo-wa! Wahoo-wa! Uni-V! Virginia!
Hoo-rah-ray! Hoo-rah-ray! HEY! HEY! UVA!
Hoo-rah-ray! Hoo-rah-ray! HEY! HEY! UVA!
Condé Nast delenda est.
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Condé Nast delenda est.
Anybody else trying to figure out if their Shout! Factory orders are ever gonna ship now? Also what the hell is Gruv? This looks like the site people order from on a basic cable TV show.
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Anybody else trying to figure out if their Shout! Factory orders are ever gonna ship now? Also what the hell is Gruv? This looks like the site people order from on a basic cable TV show.
I'm sorry, Balatro, but a 400,000 ante on the final boss blind? I had the Mime and Hanging Chad and Fibonacci and every one of my six jokers were polychrome and I couldn't get close. That's ridiculous.
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm sorry, Balatro, but a 400,000 ante on the final boss blind? I had the Mime and Hanging Chad and Fibonacci and every one of my six jokers were polychrome and I couldn't get close. That's ridiculous.
I just heard my first Christmas song of the year out in the wild. I don't care that it was "2,000 Miles", it is way too early.
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I just heard my first Christmas song of the year out in the wild. I don't care that it was "2,000 Miles", it is way too early.
The only Joker I want at my table is the one that plays every card in your hand, or maybe the one that lets you skip numbers in straights!
less sports betting, more balatro
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The only Joker I want at my table is the one that plays every card in your hand, or maybe the one that lets you skip numbers in straights!
Shout! Factory has been such a constant presence for great releases and stuff I know I'll always take a rider on. I get the feeling this is step one in Enshitiffication or--even worse--a full closure. I hope I'm wrong.
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Shout! Factory has been such a constant presence for great releases and stuff I know I'll always take a rider on. I get the feeling this is step one in Enshitiffication or--even worse--a full closure. I hope I'm wrong.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-La.
...yeah.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-La.
...yeah.
October 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
La-Dee-Dah.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-La.
...yeah.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-La.
...yeah.
When CBS fires her in six months remind me to post "More like buried Weiss, am I right?"
Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.
CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report
Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...
bit.ly
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
When CBS fires her in six months remind me to post "More like buried Weiss, am I right?"
TRON: What if you met god and helped him become a better person?
TRON Legacy: What if god created the universe but did it so badly that Jesus had to blow up everything but his sister?
TRON Ares: What if even Garrett Hedlund said no to a sequel?
TRON Legacy: What if god created the universe but did it so badly that Jesus had to blow up everything but his sister?
TRON Ares: What if even Garrett Hedlund said no to a sequel?
October 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
TRON: What if you met god and helped him become a better person?
TRON Legacy: What if god created the universe but did it so badly that Jesus had to blow up everything but his sister?
TRON Ares: What if even Garrett Hedlund said no to a sequel?
TRON Legacy: What if god created the universe but did it so badly that Jesus had to blow up everything but his sister?
TRON Ares: What if even Garrett Hedlund said no to a sequel?
I'm watching this Ed Gein show on Netflix and it feels like they decided his whole character should be the "My name Jeff" moment from 22 Jump Street.
October 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm watching this Ed Gein show on Netflix and it feels like they decided his whole character should be the "My name Jeff" moment from 22 Jump Street.
CBS airing an interview with an AI Bored Ape hocking sports betting is maybe the absolute nadir of American broadcasting.
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
CBS airing an interview with an AI Bored Ape hocking sports betting is maybe the absolute nadir of American broadcasting.
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RIP Patricia Routledge one of the best ever to do it.
October 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
RIP Patricia Routledge one of the best ever to do it.
It's the Rapture, so I hope that you get in your car and you drive real far and you drive all night and then you see a light and down comes the Man from Mars. You try to run but he's got a gun and he shoots you dead and he eats your head and now you're in the Man from Mars, you go out at night eatin
September 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's the Rapture, so I hope that you get in your car and you drive real far and you drive all night and then you see a light and down comes the Man from Mars. You try to run but he's got a gun and he shoots you dead and he eats your head and now you're in the Man from Mars, you go out at night eatin
The judge's response is worth reading, but boils down to "hey fucknuts, we're also gonna dismiss the short version, but give it a shot."
*TRUMP'S NYT LAWSUIT DISMISSED FOR NOW FOR BEING TOO LONG
It was 85 pages
It was 85 pages
September 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The judge's response is worth reading, but boils down to "hey fucknuts, we're also gonna dismiss the short version, but give it a shot."
All the President's Men, Quiz Show, Sneakers, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting, The Way We Were, Three Days of the Condor. Robert Redford kept changing the way I thought about movies, whether it was in front of or behind the camera.
September 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
All the President's Men, Quiz Show, Sneakers, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting, The Way We Were, Three Days of the Condor. Robert Redford kept changing the way I thought about movies, whether it was in front of or behind the camera.
Our dog starting off the week with a bang and a limp.
This dog just got $1k worth of x rays and has zero broken bones. They think he sprained his lower back. Anyway, now he’s high af and taking a nap.
September 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Our dog starting off the week with a bang and a limp.
Celebrating the small wins. I'm a semi-finalist at Table Read My Screenplay! This is the first holiday movie and first outright comedy I've ever written, and it feels like I'm on the right track.
September 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Celebrating the small wins. I'm a semi-finalist at Table Read My Screenplay! This is the first holiday movie and first outright comedy I've ever written, and it feels like I'm on the right track.
So I finally cracked and got Balatro, and now I may need to hide my Switch on the Moon. How is it so addictive?
September 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So I finally cracked and got Balatro, and now I may need to hide my Switch on the Moon. How is it so addictive?