Callista
@jimboquiz.bsky.social
27 she autistic
18+ jokes but no pics
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18+ jokes but no pics
art on earthset.carrd.co
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made video for a class final and it makes me think wow do i really sound like that all the time. Like i love my voice but im surprised ive never been kicked outta the bathroom about it in this decade. good city
December 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
made video for a class final and it makes me think wow do i really sound like that all the time. Like i love my voice but im surprised ive never been kicked outta the bathroom about it in this decade. good city
Julia on sesame street has another set of arms for when shes happy flapping. Thats awesome
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Julia on sesame street has another set of arms for when shes happy flapping. Thats awesome
If theres a fire alarm collecting community is there also an antique tampon dispenser collecting community or would i be alone here
December 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If theres a fire alarm collecting community is there also an antique tampon dispenser collecting community or would i be alone here
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things it sounds fun to rant about when inebriated:
currency not backed by a precious metal
no manned moon landing since 1972
the sara lee red velvet bagels from 2015 are never coming back
currency not backed by a precious metal
no manned moon landing since 1972
the sara lee red velvet bagels from 2015 are never coming back
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
things it sounds fun to rant about when inebriated:
currency not backed by a precious metal
no manned moon landing since 1972
the sara lee red velvet bagels from 2015 are never coming back
currency not backed by a precious metal
no manned moon landing since 1972
the sara lee red velvet bagels from 2015 are never coming back
hard to tell if kpop demon hunters is a bigger deal in elementary schools today than high school musical was in the 2000s but its definitely up there
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
hard to tell if kpop demon hunters is a bigger deal in elementary schools today than high school musical was in the 2000s but its definitely up there
many thing learn from the children:
a question mark is called "a mystery"
the long finger is the bad finger
yes i have seen kpop demon hunters
this is my mimikyu, commonly mistaken for pikachu but is not pikachu
yes I can believe you've been to legoland
banned words: dead, 6 7, chickenbutt
a question mark is called "a mystery"
the long finger is the bad finger
yes i have seen kpop demon hunters
this is my mimikyu, commonly mistaken for pikachu but is not pikachu
yes I can believe you've been to legoland
banned words: dead, 6 7, chickenbutt
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
many thing learn from the children:
a question mark is called "a mystery"
the long finger is the bad finger
yes i have seen kpop demon hunters
this is my mimikyu, commonly mistaken for pikachu but is not pikachu
yes I can believe you've been to legoland
banned words: dead, 6 7, chickenbutt
a question mark is called "a mystery"
the long finger is the bad finger
yes i have seen kpop demon hunters
this is my mimikyu, commonly mistaken for pikachu but is not pikachu
yes I can believe you've been to legoland
banned words: dead, 6 7, chickenbutt
nelly in fionna and cake probably enjoys lollipops and maple syrup, given her counterpart neddy would suck sap from tree roots all day
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
nelly in fionna and cake probably enjoys lollipops and maple syrup, given her counterpart neddy would suck sap from tree roots all day
big mouth has best autistic rep in caleb in season 7 and his best friend is gay. caleb has very specific backpack needs. something like my life
not a pleasant show to look at though have to be in a very specific mood to handle it
not a pleasant show to look at though have to be in a very specific mood to handle it
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
big mouth has best autistic rep in caleb in season 7 and his best friend is gay. caleb has very specific backpack needs. something like my life
not a pleasant show to look at though have to be in a very specific mood to handle it
not a pleasant show to look at though have to be in a very specific mood to handle it
Pluribus comparing hivemind assimilation to conversion therapy. Generational television
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Pluribus comparing hivemind assimilation to conversion therapy. Generational television
my dad's jeep grand cherokee 2023 has the battery under the driver's seat wtf
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
my dad's jeep grand cherokee 2023 has the battery under the driver's seat wtf
what if... special interest in urinals. what are the different shapes called. what is the history of urinals. forbidden knowledge
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
what if... special interest in urinals. what are the different shapes called. what is the history of urinals. forbidden knowledge
me: I wanna hand elderly women newborns to enjoy
friend: thats the cutest thing i ever heard
me: :D
friend: thats the cutest thing i ever heard
me: :D
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM
me: I wanna hand elderly women newborns to enjoy
friend: thats the cutest thing i ever heard
me: :D
friend: thats the cutest thing i ever heard
me: :D
the last time I tried to character AI chat with beavis he didn't understand why I wanted to make a playground for earthworms and find out if the average earthworm can fit through a straw. he was like uhh thats not what straws are for. totally out of character. so I'm still not interested in AI.
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
the last time I tried to character AI chat with beavis he didn't understand why I wanted to make a playground for earthworms and find out if the average earthworm can fit through a straw. he was like uhh thats not what straws are for. totally out of character. so I'm still not interested in AI.
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6 yo, in the *most* mournful voice ever: “Mama. Tomorrow I gotta talk to Fig about all his Behaviors.”
1) Fig is their cat and 2) Fig is a cat so good luck with his Behaviors 😂
1) Fig is their cat and 2) Fig is a cat so good luck with his Behaviors 😂
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
6 yo, in the *most* mournful voice ever: “Mama. Tomorrow I gotta talk to Fig about all his Behaviors.”
1) Fig is their cat and 2) Fig is a cat so good luck with his Behaviors 😂
1) Fig is their cat and 2) Fig is a cat so good luck with his Behaviors 😂
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put brian's cousin jasper on family guy more. hes fun
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
put brian's cousin jasper on family guy more. hes fun
whether or not someone leaves omelas the kid is still being tortured i dont see the point
like if everybody moved somewhere else without releasing the kid thats still not a solution
i dont think i like this story
like if everybody moved somewhere else without releasing the kid thats still not a solution
i dont think i like this story
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
whether or not someone leaves omelas the kid is still being tortured i dont see the point
like if everybody moved somewhere else without releasing the kid thats still not a solution
i dont think i like this story
like if everybody moved somewhere else without releasing the kid thats still not a solution
i dont think i like this story
In May this will be on my mortarboard unless I am prevented
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
In May this will be on my mortarboard unless I am prevented
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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![Attention - Photos of your balls have been automatically shared with over one million people.
Fuck You
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I dont want Glep to get fired from Smiling Friends next week. I will be distraught, possibly even morose.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I dont want Glep to get fired from Smiling Friends next week. I will be distraught, possibly even morose.
skirts are for twirlmaxxing
a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and a red dress
ALT: a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and a red dress
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November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
skirts are for twirlmaxxing
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Check out this early preview from the next episode of Smiling Friends Season 3, "Shmaloogles," courtesy of the #AdultSwim YouTube channel!
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Check out this early preview from the next episode of Smiling Friends Season 3, "Shmaloogles," courtesy of the #AdultSwim YouTube channel!
flashmuseum.org/wink-the-game/ I finally found stealth princess rescue game i couldnt find for years. It wasnt on friv for very long. I thought the site name that appeared when you right click was something "no girls allowed" but it's "girls have cooties" instead. I am very happy to have found it!
Wink: the Game - Play Online on Flash Museum 🕹️
flashmuseum.org
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
flashmuseum.org/wink-the-game/ I finally found stealth princess rescue game i couldnt find for years. It wasnt on friv for very long. I thought the site name that appeared when you right click was something "no girls allowed" but it's "girls have cooties" instead. I am very happy to have found it!