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Saying the words of the Ee’d Plebnista—happy 4th, friends!
July 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Saying the words of the Ee’d Plebnista—happy 4th, friends!
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Shatner went by my two boys riding in a golf cart and my son said, “my god I just made eye contact with William Shatner and I was not ready for that” 🤣
March 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Shatner went by my two boys riding in a golf cart and my son said, “my god I just made eye contact with William Shatner and I was not ready for that” 🤣
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Everyone hates Elon
March 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Everyone hates Elon
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Darmok and Jalad at lunch 🤣
February 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Darmok and Jalad at lunch 🤣
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Cybertruck vs. Honda Civic 🤣
February 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Cybertruck vs. Honda Civic 🤣
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Happy Galentine’s Day! Scooters coffee and peanut butter breakfast bites (not pictured)!
February 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy Galentine’s Day! Scooters coffee and peanut butter breakfast bites (not pictured)!
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CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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January 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: #ThresholdDay! Did Janeway and Tom Paris fuck when they were giant space newts? We did our very best to answer this burning question masto.ai/@vagina_muse...
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On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Sin...
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Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts — theonion.com/confused-tru...
Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
WASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible before handing it back to John Roberts, sources confirm...
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January 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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U.S. Mint Introduces New Controversial John Wilkes Booth Pennies — theonion.com/u-s-mint-int...
U.S. Mint Introduces New Controversial John Wilkes Booth Pennies
WASHINGTON—Touting the coin as the first in American history to feature an assassin, the United States Mint introduced a controversial new John Wilkes Booth penny Friday. “With this one-cent coin, we ...
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January 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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George W ignores Trump and probably tells Obama thanks for taking one for the team by sitting next to him 🤣
January 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
George W ignores Trump and probably tells Obama thanks for taking one for the team by sitting next to him 🤣
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New food replicator is lit 🤣
January 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
New food replicator is lit 🤣
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Me and my dog outside just now 🤣
January 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Me and my dog outside just now 🤣
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Nikki Glaser at the Golden Globes: "I am not here to roast you tonight. How could I, really? You're all so famous, so talented, so powerful. I mean, you could really do anything ... I mean, except tell the country who to vote for."
January 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Nikki Glaser at the Golden Globes: "I am not here to roast you tonight. How could I, really? You're all so famous, so talented, so powerful. I mean, you could really do anything ... I mean, except tell the country who to vote for."
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♫ and she’s watching him with those fries
January 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
♫ and she’s watching him with those fries
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Does anyone have a contact for Ann ? Would love to discuss with her the possibility of partnering with her to publish her cartoons exclusively on @bluesky
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Does anyone have a contact for Ann ? Would love to discuss with her the possibility of partnering with her to publish her cartoons exclusively on @bluesky
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It’s five years since Robbie Keane’s little lad decided to bin off mascot duty… and grab the glory instead.
The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.
The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.
January 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It’s five years since Robbie Keane’s little lad decided to bin off mascot duty… and grab the glory instead.
The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.
The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.
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i do not understand how rotisserie chickens operate as a loss leader. you did not trick me into grocery shopping using the chicken, i had to go grocery shopping and now i have a delicious cooked chicken for only 7.99
January 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i do not understand how rotisserie chickens operate as a loss leader. you did not trick me into grocery shopping using the chicken, i had to go grocery shopping and now i have a delicious cooked chicken for only 7.99