I'm retiring a bit in which I deliberately misuse the adjectives "Kafkaesque" and "Orwellian" ("these bagels are Orwellian!") because now everything is Kafkaesque and Orwellian.
February 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm retiring a bit in which I deliberately misuse the adjectives "Kafkaesque" and "Orwellian" ("these bagels are Orwellian!") because now everything is Kafkaesque and Orwellian.
Casually shopping online and they're pushing Crest Whitestrips but I read warships and now I'm kinda thinking I need warships.
February 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Casually shopping online and they're pushing Crest Whitestrips but I read warships and now I'm kinda thinking I need warships.
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DOGE is truly representing the will of the people, by which I mean that any of the people can edit their website
Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website
"THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN."
www.404media.co
February 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
DOGE is truly representing the will of the people, by which I mean that any of the people can edit their website
Happy February Sex Day to those who celebrate
February 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy February Sex Day to those who celebrate
If I had a nickel for every time I caught a girlfriend using a dating app, I'd have 10 cents. Ten very soul-crushing cents.
February 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I caught a girlfriend using a dating app, I'd have 10 cents. Ten very soul-crushing cents.
I haven't traveled in months, and now I can find only half my passports 😞
February 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I haven't traveled in months, and now I can find only half my passports 😞
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Me, an intellectual: everything sucks
Medical test results: Oh, then maybe this is good news ✨
Medical test results: Oh, then maybe this is good news ✨
February 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me, an intellectual: everything sucks
Medical test results: Oh, then maybe this is good news ✨
Medical test results: Oh, then maybe this is good news ✨
I wish Democrats would fight as if it were Bernie Sanders staging the coup.
February 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I wish Democrats would fight as if it were Bernie Sanders staging the coup.
Selfies: how do they work?
January 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Selfies: how do they work?
I am thinking of reporting myself to ICE for being born in the Philippines to a Canadian mother, mainly for the comedy but at the expense of concussions and waking up in who knows what this administration thinks is the Philippines.
January 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I am thinking of reporting myself to ICE for being born in the Philippines to a Canadian mother, mainly for the comedy but at the expense of concussions and waking up in who knows what this administration thinks is the Philippines.
Finally, all that wasteful and inefficient cancer research has been frozen.
January 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Finally, all that wasteful and inefficient cancer research has been frozen.
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Sun Tzu: when u fight a battle its usually good if u are going to win
Guy with an MBA: this ancient wisdom is blowing my mind
Guy with an MBA: this ancient wisdom is blowing my mind
January 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sun Tzu: when u fight a battle its usually good if u are going to win
Guy with an MBA: this ancient wisdom is blowing my mind
Guy with an MBA: this ancient wisdom is blowing my mind
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I would like to be alone with the Costco sheet cake now, please.
January 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I would like to be alone with the Costco sheet cake now, please.
Today I worked out for the first time in weeks. Services are to be held tomorrow.
January 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Today I worked out for the first time in weeks. Services are to be held tomorrow.
The look on the doctor's face when I explained that the Jägerbombs he prescribed were working wonders.
January 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The look on the doctor's face when I explained that the Jägerbombs he prescribed were working wonders.
Me, stuck at CLT: Well, this is quite the soiree [adjusts monocle]
December 12, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Me, stuck at CLT: Well, this is quite the soiree [adjusts monocle]
Me, a professional: "Time to sleep!"
My tummy: [there's leftover carbonara downstairs]
My tummy: [there's leftover carbonara downstairs]
December 10, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Me, a professional: "Time to sleep!"
My tummy: [there's leftover carbonara downstairs]
My tummy: [there's leftover carbonara downstairs]
IMDB. Great app, or best app ever?
December 6, 2024 at 7:33 PM
IMDB. Great app, or best app ever?
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
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If only there was a cheaper way to not make everyone want to kill you.
December 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
If only there was a cheaper way to not make everyone want to kill you.