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clare
@jfclare.bsky.social
· Nov 17
really wish i could remember how it felt to be a mentally ill teen on one direction twitter so i could unlock that level of “funny online” again but regrettably my mentally ill adult brain has restricted my access to that time
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No it doesn’t, that’s you doing that
Tilly Norwood raises the question of who will be the first to win an Oscar for best AI in a leading role
Tilly Norwood Is Expensive, Even for Hollywood
The “synthetic actress” may be cheaper to cast than Leonardo DiCaprio, but AI’s footprint carries major economic and environmental costs.
bloom.bg
October 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
No it doesn’t, that’s you doing that
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OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. TRAINS! WE NEED TRAINS NOT JETSONS-ASS ROBOT-CAR DEATH MACHINES
April 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. TRAINS! WE NEED TRAINS NOT JETSONS-ASS ROBOT-CAR DEATH MACHINES
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I don't think Democrats should surrender on "DEI" for the same reason I don't think we should surrender on "trans sports". The actual demand in both cases is that the affected caste of people disappear from public society, and that is not something we should (or can!!) deliver upon.
Arlington National Cemetery has scrubbed information about prominent Black, Hispanic and female service members and topics such as the Civil War from its website, part of an effort across the Defense Department to remove all references to diversity, equity and inclusion from its online presence.
Arlington Cemetery website scrubs links about Black and female veterans
Pentagon leaders have ordered that their websites and social media pages remove articles and images that “promote” DEI.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I don't think Democrats should surrender on "DEI" for the same reason I don't think we should surrender on "trans sports". The actual demand in both cases is that the affected caste of people disappear from public society, and that is not something we should (or can!!) deliver upon.
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I’d be so mad if my city was on fire and I come online to someone posting Joan Didion quotes about it
January 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’d be so mad if my city was on fire and I come online to someone posting Joan Didion quotes about it
oh god my dad just started a substack
January 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
oh god my dad just started a substack
happy birthday to my brother, who once missed a facetime from SHAQUILLE O’NEAL because my mom wouldn’t let him answer the phone. wherever you are, griffin, know that i am still holding this grudge against our mother for you
January 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
happy birthday to my brother, who once missed a facetime from SHAQUILLE O’NEAL because my mom wouldn’t let him answer the phone. wherever you are, griffin, know that i am still holding this grudge against our mother for you
literally 2 hours ago my sister and i hypothesized that my friend wanted to breakup with me (based on mountains of evidence) and then i walked downstairs to find the same friend had sent me her christmas card/PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENT???? what the fuck am i supposed to do with that????
December 16, 2024 at 6:00 AM
literally 2 hours ago my sister and i hypothesized that my friend wanted to breakup with me (based on mountains of evidence) and then i walked downstairs to find the same friend had sent me her christmas card/PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENT???? what the fuck am i supposed to do with that????
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"5'10" IF IT MATTERS. NOT INTERESTED IN DRAMA" hey man have you tried being fuckin pleasant
December 13, 2024 at 4:04 AM
"5'10" IF IT MATTERS. NOT INTERESTED IN DRAMA" hey man have you tried being fuckin pleasant
been reminded this week of the time in hs that i had a massive crush on [redacted adult man] that resulted in ppl in our social circle thinking we were dating(!!) and he just. let my peers believe that?? i’m sure the adults were told otherwise but my peers were SHIPPING
December 13, 2024 at 4:46 AM
been reminded this week of the time in hs that i had a massive crush on [redacted adult man] that resulted in ppl in our social circle thinking we were dating(!!) and he just. let my peers believe that?? i’m sure the adults were told otherwise but my peers were SHIPPING
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This legislation appears to have had one effect already:
December 12, 2024 at 4:25 PM
This legislation appears to have had one effect already:
if kyle mooney has no haters i am dead
December 7, 2024 at 2:57 AM
if kyle mooney has no haters i am dead
thinking about the woman who came into my store this morning wanting a gift for her daughter and then refused to buy any sunglasses that had any brown in them because her daughter’s color analysis said she needed pink eyewear and absolutely could not wear brown or yellow. get fucked!
December 3, 2024 at 3:45 AM
thinking about the woman who came into my store this morning wanting a gift for her daughter and then refused to buy any sunglasses that had any brown in them because her daughter’s color analysis said she needed pink eyewear and absolutely could not wear brown or yellow. get fucked!
it’s the day before thanksgiving, the mall doesn’t open for an hour, and already the lot is full
November 27, 2024 at 2:20 PM
it’s the day before thanksgiving, the mall doesn’t open for an hour, and already the lot is full
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bread time let's have a bread
November 21, 2024 at 7:08 AM
bread time let's have a bread
if james corden has no haters i’m dead
November 21, 2024 at 2:50 AM
if james corden has no haters i’m dead
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a lot of men are lonely. a lot of women are lonely. when men talk about loneliness it's framed as a societal crisis. when women talk about their loneliness, they get told that they are the problem and that they are bad people if they don't lower their standards.
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 PM
a lot of men are lonely. a lot of women are lonely. when men talk about loneliness it's framed as a societal crisis. when women talk about their loneliness, they get told that they are the problem and that they are bad people if they don't lower their standards.
told a woman she can’t keep her luxury sunglasses in the car bc acetate will warp in the georgia heat and she looked me dead in my eye and said SO CONFIDENTLY “well we need el*n m*sk to invent a better material then!” y’all i’m gonna lose it these people are WEIRDOS
November 18, 2024 at 7:07 PM
told a woman she can’t keep her luxury sunglasses in the car bc acetate will warp in the georgia heat and she looked me dead in my eye and said SO CONFIDENTLY “well we need el*n m*sk to invent a better material then!” y’all i’m gonna lose it these people are WEIRDOS
my dad accidentally gave my number to my high school stalker, ✨watch this space✨
November 17, 2024 at 9:03 PM
my dad accidentally gave my number to my high school stalker, ✨watch this space✨
i wonder what nicole cliffe is up to these days (i won’t google it)
November 17, 2024 at 8:31 PM
i wonder what nicole cliffe is up to these days (i won’t google it)
really wish i could remember how it felt to be a mentally ill teen on one direction twitter so i could unlock that level of “funny online” again but regrettably my mentally ill adult brain has restricted my access to that time
November 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
really wish i could remember how it felt to be a mentally ill teen on one direction twitter so i could unlock that level of “funny online” again but regrettably my mentally ill adult brain has restricted my access to that time
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I truly believe that we can come together as a community and be unwell enough to make this website stick
November 16, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I truly believe that we can come together as a community and be unwell enough to make this website stick
the nine year old girl i’m babysitting tonight just quoted the art of war at me and then proudly told me it was “from this book called the art of ✨war✨”
November 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
the nine year old girl i’m babysitting tonight just quoted the art of war at me and then proudly told me it was “from this book called the art of ✨war✨”
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SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter
November 15, 2024 at 9:02 PM
SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter