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former Air Force nuke-minder and satellite-pilot, currently fighter of hackers
butler/chauffeur to a Golden Retriever named Titan
former Air Force nuke-minder and satellite-pilot, currently fighter of hackers
butler/chauffeur to a Golden Retriever named Titan
oh, uh, well after this last episode this got a lot more poignant
hm, I just found out the actor who plays Will in Stranger Things is gay, and the 20 year old in me who never got to be openly gay is crushing somewhat
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
oh, uh, well after this last episode this got a lot more poignant
hm, I just found out the actor who plays Will in Stranger Things is gay, and the 20 year old in me who never got to be openly gay is crushing somewhat
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
hm, I just found out the actor who plays Will in Stranger Things is gay, and the 20 year old in me who never got to be openly gay is crushing somewhat
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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The Onion has, impressively and depressingly, managed to write a satirical article that is also completely true
theonion.com/it-wouldnt-s...
theonion.com/it-wouldnt-s...
It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA—Numerous sources confirmed today that it would not shock you in the slightest if this newspaper article was about 12 isolated mass shootings occurring across the country t...
theonion.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The Onion has, impressively and depressingly, managed to write a satirical article that is also completely true
theonion.com/it-wouldnt-s...
theonion.com/it-wouldnt-s...
all the right-wing meme pages that Facebook forces into my face seem to have gotten their new talking points for downplaying the Epstein files: "TRUMP SEEN WITH 11 ITEMS INSTEAD OF 10 IN QUICK CHECKOUT LINE"
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
all the right-wing meme pages that Facebook forces into my face seem to have gotten their new talking points for downplaying the Epstein files: "TRUMP SEEN WITH 11 ITEMS INSTEAD OF 10 IN QUICK CHECKOUT LINE"
maybe instead of doomscrolling online, I should try lying on the floor with a plush beach ball in my mouth, because it seems to be going great for my dog
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
maybe instead of doomscrolling online, I should try lying on the floor with a plush beach ball in my mouth, because it seems to be going great for my dog
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
finally started Stranger Things, and got to the "Running Up That Hill" episode, and I don't know if any other TV show episode has ever made me clench my fists and watch in pure anxiety like that
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
finally started Stranger Things, and got to the "Running Up That Hill" episode, and I don't know if any other TV show episode has ever made me clench my fists and watch in pure anxiety like that
once again: few things are more depressing than being gay, single, and almost 40
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
once again: few things are more depressing than being gay, single, and almost 40
ah, yep. there it is. been talking to this guy for a bit. see my last message was left opened, and I pull up the conversation:
"(name) has not added you as a friend yet. They won't be able to see your messages until they do."
"(name) has not added you as a friend yet. They won't be able to see your messages until they do."
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
ah, yep. there it is. been talking to this guy for a bit. see my last message was left opened, and I pull up the conversation:
"(name) has not added you as a friend yet. They won't be able to see your messages until they do."
"(name) has not added you as a friend yet. They won't be able to see your messages until they do."
seriously, what is their marketing strategy here, when most of the US voting-age public still remembers Iraq
a war against orphans and puppies would probably have more support than another war against WMDs would
... I'd hope, anyways
a war against orphans and puppies would probably have more support than another war against WMDs would
... I'd hope, anyways
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
seriously, what is their marketing strategy here, when most of the US voting-age public still remembers Iraq
a war against orphans and puppies would probably have more support than another war against WMDs would
... I'd hope, anyways
a war against orphans and puppies would probably have more support than another war against WMDs would
... I'd hope, anyways
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The timing of this post and the reference to the murders being "due to the anger ... caused others through … TDS" suggests strongly that Trump believed that **one or more of his supporters** had committed the murders—and that they had committed the atrocity **justifiably**.
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The timing of this post and the reference to the murders being "due to the anger ... caused others through … TDS" suggests strongly that Trump believed that **one or more of his supporters** had committed the murders—and that they had committed the atrocity **justifiably**.
random people throughout my life, on finding out I was in the Air Force: "so are/were you a pilot?"
as a matter of fact, in terms of relative position to the ground, I was literally the exact *opposite* of a pilot
as a matter of fact, in terms of relative position to the ground, I was literally the exact *opposite* of a pilot
December 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
random people throughout my life, on finding out I was in the Air Force: "so are/were you a pilot?"
as a matter of fact, in terms of relative position to the ground, I was literally the exact *opposite* of a pilot
as a matter of fact, in terms of relative position to the ground, I was literally the exact *opposite* of a pilot
... I don't even know what to say to this
Zoe Weissman survived the Parkland shooting. Now she’s at Brown, and it happened again.
“Honestly, I'm really angry that this is happening to me all over again, and I'm just in shock.”
We’re failing our kids. A gun-sick nation. 🇺🇸 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
“Honestly, I'm really angry that this is happening to me all over again, and I'm just in shock.”
We’re failing our kids. A gun-sick nation. 🇺🇸 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
... I don't even know what to say to this
Xal'atath the Harbinger: *continuing her plot to seize the power of the world-soul of Azeroth*
me: *taking selfies with bugs in hats to raise money for Ve'nari's zoo*
(not complaining, I just think it's funny) #Warcraft
me: *taking selfies with bugs in hats to raise money for Ve'nari's zoo*
(not complaining, I just think it's funny) #Warcraft
December 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Xal'atath the Harbinger: *continuing her plot to seize the power of the world-soul of Azeroth*
me: *taking selfies with bugs in hats to raise money for Ve'nari's zoo*
(not complaining, I just think it's funny) #Warcraft
me: *taking selfies with bugs in hats to raise money for Ve'nari's zoo*
(not complaining, I just think it's funny) #Warcraft
record flooding is expected in the next 48 hours here, and all the people who are completely okay with emergency tariffs, emergency domestic military action, and emergency counter-drug drone strikes, are suddenly very concerned about what tyranny the governor is planning by declaring an emergency
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
record flooding is expected in the next 48 hours here, and all the people who are completely okay with emergency tariffs, emergency domestic military action, and emergency counter-drug drone strikes, are suddenly very concerned about what tyranny the governor is planning by declaring an emergency
oof. had an Uber ride just now, and the driver said he loved talking to people. I was making conversation and asked him how long he'd lived here, and how he liked it compared to other places... and he basically shut down
hope the poor guy doesn't think I was looking to snitch to ICE :/
hope the poor guy doesn't think I was looking to snitch to ICE :/
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
oof. had an Uber ride just now, and the driver said he loved talking to people. I was making conversation and asked him how long he'd lived here, and how he liked it compared to other places... and he basically shut down
hope the poor guy doesn't think I was looking to snitch to ICE :/
hope the poor guy doesn't think I was looking to snitch to ICE :/
I'm not sure what type of neurodivergent this is, but I'm sure I can't be alone:
no number of cracks and no amount of pain in my lips will ever make me decide it's worth putting up with the greasy sensation that is chapstick
no number of cracks and no amount of pain in my lips will ever make me decide it's worth putting up with the greasy sensation that is chapstick
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'm not sure what type of neurodivergent this is, but I'm sure I can't be alone:
no number of cracks and no amount of pain in my lips will ever make me decide it's worth putting up with the greasy sensation that is chapstick
no number of cracks and no amount of pain in my lips will ever make me decide it's worth putting up with the greasy sensation that is chapstick
randomly thinking about one of the times I was in a mental health 72-hour hold, and a group of us were sitting around coloring with markers, when I noticed that they were scented markers like we all had as kids
the nurse's expression when he came in to find us all sniffing markers was priceless
the nurse's expression when he came in to find us all sniffing markers was priceless
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
randomly thinking about one of the times I was in a mental health 72-hour hold, and a group of us were sitting around coloring with markers, when I noticed that they were scented markers like we all had as kids
the nurse's expression when he came in to find us all sniffing markers was priceless
the nurse's expression when he came in to find us all sniffing markers was priceless
niche Catholic posting:
it is very strange to me that some people believe a God who created a galaxy ~93 billion light years across, in which our existence evolved over millions of years...
... will be *extremely* offended if someone doesn't dress "nicely" enough for church
it is very strange to me that some people believe a God who created a galaxy ~93 billion light years across, in which our existence evolved over millions of years...
... will be *extremely* offended if someone doesn't dress "nicely" enough for church
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
niche Catholic posting:
it is very strange to me that some people believe a God who created a galaxy ~93 billion light years across, in which our existence evolved over millions of years...
... will be *extremely* offended if someone doesn't dress "nicely" enough for church
it is very strange to me that some people believe a God who created a galaxy ~93 billion light years across, in which our existence evolved over millions of years...
... will be *extremely* offended if someone doesn't dress "nicely" enough for church
it is decidedly unfair that without my ADHD medication, I don't have the energy to go pick up my ADHD medication
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
it is decidedly unfair that without my ADHD medication, I don't have the energy to go pick up my ADHD medication
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Our national security strategy contains points lifted directly from TASS
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Our national security strategy contains points lifted directly from TASS
man, getting cut off in traffic is extra offensive when it's a cybertruck
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
man, getting cut off in traffic is extra offensive when it's a cybertruck
if I could be sure this guy was a #Deltarune fan, I'd get in the car and say "YOUR LONG"
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
if I could be sure this guy was a #Deltarune fan, I'd get in the car and say "YOUR LONG"
started esketamine therapy for treatment resistant depression this past week with my new psych provider
that was, uh, quite the experience for someone who's never used any substances other than alcohol and caffeine
that was, uh, quite the experience for someone who's never used any substances other than alcohol and caffeine
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
started esketamine therapy for treatment resistant depression this past week with my new psych provider
that was, uh, quite the experience for someone who's never used any substances other than alcohol and caffeine
that was, uh, quite the experience for someone who's never used any substances other than alcohol and caffeine