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former Air Force nuke-minder and satellite-pilot, currently fighter of hackers
butler/chauffeur to a Golden Retriever named Titan
which is funny, because
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
if I could be sure this guy was a #Deltarune fan, I'd get in the car and say "YOUR LONG"
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
dude must've been drunk if he thought this was a sick burn.

"I've almost been shot down. I've flown into space. I've retrieved the bodies of fellow astronauts."

"AHA but your ribbons are out of order, I win"
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I saw this a little bit ago and I was like "oh, that old joke image again [pause] wait, hang on a sec"
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Grindr is about the last place I would expect to see this ad
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
"If he does run the city as a communist"
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
@mikeblack114.bsky.social lol check this out
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
And the Lord said, "Come forth, and receive eternal life."

But Riley came in fifth, and won a spot on the grievance grifting tour.
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
'scuse me?
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
excuse me what in the fuck
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
this cheered me up today
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
September 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
lol, this is that batshit crazy school superintendent from OK who tried to put Trump Bibles in public schools

as far as I can tell, it's real, someone who had mutual friends with him made a video of her searching his profile and pulling up the posts
September 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
if you're gonna have AI answer your customer support inbox, you should at least get an AI that doesn't fail spectacularly at it
September 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
August 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
my dad had one of these for dial-up...
August 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I'm probably not the first person to notice this, but: the admin is basically lying when they say DC is #4 nationwide for violent crime.

it's not #4/100, it's #4 out of a list of 24 cities that were hand-selected for an RIT report, to create a table that has Rochester in the middle.
August 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
dear companies everywhere:

nothing says "we don't really value you as a customer" like having an LLM send incorrect answers instead of having customer support people
July 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
few things are as depressing as being gay and single at almost 40
July 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
June 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
it is incredibly endearing how Titan has chased multiple birds and has never yet caught one (on account of their being able to fly, and his not), and yet, that never stops him from getting down low and slowly trying to sneak up on one
June 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
however, I think it turned out pretty well (I did use a ruler to start things off)
June 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Titan has no king. Titan needs no king.
June 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM