Jez Fletcher
@jezfletcher.bsky.social
Films, music, beer, pretending I have a sense of humour by quoting The Simpsons
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Jez Fletcher
@jezfletcher.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Maybe time for a pinned post? I'm Jez! I post about things that interest me. Notably: films, beer, music, food, art, theatre, my kids and their wonderfully weird brains, variations on the Negroni.
I'm a software engineer by trade, but I find talking about it intensely boring.
I'm a software engineer by trade, but I find talking about it intensely boring.
My #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday (non-Australian time zone)
I've been watching some shorts this week (which I love, as you can tell)
I've been watching some shorts this week (which I love, as you can tell)
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday (non-Australian time zone)
I've been watching some shorts this week (which I love, as you can tell)
I've been watching some shorts this week (which I love, as you can tell)
#NowWatching Guillermo del Toro's FRIGHTMARESTEIN (2025)
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
#NowWatching Guillermo del Toro's FRIGHTMARESTEIN (2025)
At the Hayes Theatre tonight for PHAR LAP: THE ELECTRO SWING MUSICAL, which has a suitably electric green cocktail to go with it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
At the Hayes Theatre tonight for PHAR LAP: THE ELECTRO SWING MUSICAL, which has a suitably electric green cocktail to go with it.
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"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
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November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
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I've written a brand new Adrian Chills story (short horror stories inspired by the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles).
This one is called 'Speechless'.
bsky.app/profile/adri...
This one is called 'Speechless'.
bsky.app/profile/adri...
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I've written a brand new Adrian Chills story (short horror stories inspired by the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles).
This one is called 'Speechless'.
bsky.app/profile/adri...
This one is called 'Speechless'.
bsky.app/profile/adri...
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Made quesabirria tacos tonight. The meat has been cooking all day and making the house smell amazing.
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Made quesabirria tacos tonight. The meat has been cooking all day and making the house smell amazing.
#LastFourWatched Still have to write up BUGONIA, but the rating at the moment feels about right.
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
#LastFourWatched Still have to write up BUGONIA, but the rating at the moment feels about right.
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This is utterly delightful
Martin Scorsese and his daughter Francesca read Letterboxd reviews and guessed which Scorsese movie they were about.
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is utterly delightful
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
If you're 1/13th as good as my family, you're pretty important to me
It's my bi-weekly night out at the cinema! My most precious thing*!
*apart from family who apparently get my other 13 nights per fortnight
*apart from family who apparently get my other 13 nights per fortnight
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If you're 1/13th as good as my family, you're pretty important to me
It's my bi-weekly night out at the cinema! My most precious thing*!
*apart from family who apparently get my other 13 nights per fortnight
*apart from family who apparently get my other 13 nights per fortnight
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It's my bi-weekly night out at the cinema! My most precious thing*!
*apart from family who apparently get my other 13 nights per fortnight
*apart from family who apparently get my other 13 nights per fortnight
#LastFourWatched (although I've got two others still to write up)
October 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
#LastFourWatched (although I've got two others still to write up)
I always find it amusing when someone is quoted with [sic] as a subtle way to undermine their credibility.
You might call it a... sic burn.
You might call it a... sic burn.
![A quote from the SMH reading:
A City of Parramatta spokesperson said the community can be assured that the council is “managing the budget and ratepayers [sic] money with care and accountability” and that the report “confirms that council’s financial statements received unqualified audit opinions”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tls5mjlui5zrlxn56bejhqmn/bafkreid2x43zgdwftczz4jzoqgmls7nixyczhmwf54mhk77dfmdkfphv4i@jpeg)
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I always find it amusing when someone is quoted with [sic] as a subtle way to undermine their credibility.
You might call it a... sic burn.
You might call it a... sic burn.
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
Do u want any of the remaining curry from Friday?
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Do u want any of the remaining curry from Friday?
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when people used those old fashioned cameras where you have to get under the sheet they were eating ortolan under there
September 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when people used those old fashioned cameras where you have to get under the sheet they were eating ortolan under there
I am now watching ROOFMAN. I don't know if this is a good idea.
October 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I am now watching ROOFMAN. I don't know if this is a good idea.
The boys in the group chat and I just want Big Daddy's Burger Bar to make up with their landlord.
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The boys in the group chat and I just want Big Daddy's Burger Bar to make up with their landlord.
It's my bi-weekly night out at the cinema tonight, and first I'm catching up with a film I missed at #sydfilmfest: TWINLESS
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's my bi-weekly night out at the cinema tonight, and first I'm catching up with a film I missed at #sydfilmfest: TWINLESS
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Last year I reimagined the work of 30+ artists to feature Moe Syzslak. Recreating famous painting was a fun challenge! I’m gonna share some of my favourites the rest of this month.
Here’s Claude Moe-net.
Here’s Claude Moe-net.
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Last year I reimagined the work of 30+ artists to feature Moe Syzslak. Recreating famous painting was a fun challenge! I’m gonna share some of my favourites the rest of this month.
Here’s Claude Moe-net.
Here’s Claude Moe-net.
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Does anyone have recs for Android document scanning apps?
I was using the full version of Adobe Scan but cancelled my Adobe subscription earlier this year in protest (AI in everything + big price hike). CamScanner used to be great but it's $$$ now that it's on a subscription model.
I was using the full version of Adobe Scan but cancelled my Adobe subscription earlier this year in protest (AI in everything + big price hike). CamScanner used to be great but it's $$$ now that it's on a subscription model.
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Does anyone have recs for Android document scanning apps?
I was using the full version of Adobe Scan but cancelled my Adobe subscription earlier this year in protest (AI in everything + big price hike). CamScanner used to be great but it's $$$ now that it's on a subscription model.
I was using the full version of Adobe Scan but cancelled my Adobe subscription earlier this year in protest (AI in everything + big price hike). CamScanner used to be great but it's $$$ now that it's on a subscription model.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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A statement. Please read.
October 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A statement. Please read.
This non-alcoholic negroni kinda kills
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This non-alcoholic negroni kinda kills