Jezebel Barbie 💜🖤
@jezebelbarbie.bsky.social
Whyyyy have I been awake since 5.30am 😩
August 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Whyyyy have I been awake since 5.30am 😩
Encores should be illegal.
April 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Encores should be illegal.
Who needs sleep? Sure, I can function on stress and tears.
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Who needs sleep? Sure, I can function on stress and tears.
Gaaawwwwddd. It's been almost a week and I thought I'd dodged the flu but I think it's got me :(
Tonight literally cleaned all dishes, did all laundry, prepped the dogs food, my breakfast and meds for tomorrow cause I think I'm gonna wake up dead.
Tonight literally cleaned all dishes, did all laundry, prepped the dogs food, my breakfast and meds for tomorrow cause I think I'm gonna wake up dead.
March 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Gaaawwwwddd. It's been almost a week and I thought I'd dodged the flu but I think it's got me :(
Tonight literally cleaned all dishes, did all laundry, prepped the dogs food, my breakfast and meds for tomorrow cause I think I'm gonna wake up dead.
Tonight literally cleaned all dishes, did all laundry, prepped the dogs food, my breakfast and meds for tomorrow cause I think I'm gonna wake up dead.
I do my best window shopping at midnight and the fact Jet2 insist on updating their website and making it unusable every day at this time is infuriating. Ruins my vibes. Let me sleep dreaming of pools and palm trees, I beg.
February 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I do my best window shopping at midnight and the fact Jet2 insist on updating their website and making it unusable every day at this time is infuriating. Ruins my vibes. Let me sleep dreaming of pools and palm trees, I beg.
I knew Deluca died, I didn't know it was so heartbreaking 😢😢😢
February 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I knew Deluca died, I didn't know it was so heartbreaking 😢😢😢
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Broadcasters who repeated this obvious bollocks are not required to make any correction or apologise to their listeners/viewers. And I saw at least two columnists making hay with it. They too will retract nothing.
The @Telegraph, @thetimes, @MailOnline & @TheSun publish corrections to their scaremongering on undocumented migrants in London.
Imagine between them the reach & power of these papers.
The fact is they are using that power to instil Trumpist hate & we are ill-equipped to resist.
Imagine between them the reach & power of these papers.
The fact is they are using that power to instil Trumpist hate & we are ill-equipped to resist.
February 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Broadcasters who repeated this obvious bollocks are not required to make any correction or apologise to their listeners/viewers. And I saw at least two columnists making hay with it. They too will retract nothing.
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I understand that this is an overused image, but if not now, when.
January 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I understand that this is an overused image, but if not now, when.
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I am going to boost this because a) this feels like something I should have known before and b) I had to type all that out for the alt-text and literally had to shower afterwards
Anthony Kiedis, in his own words. His reaction to finding out that he had just had sex with a 14 year old girl was to have sex with her once again.
January 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am going to boost this because a) this feels like something I should have known before and b) I had to type all that out for the alt-text and literally had to shower afterwards
I stopped watching Grey's Anatomy because of a violently irritating storyline/character, but now I've got nothing else to watch I'm trying again.
January 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I stopped watching Grey's Anatomy because of a violently irritating storyline/character, but now I've got nothing else to watch I'm trying again.
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Seems reasonable
January 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Seems reasonable
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each time you say "Liz Truss crashed the economy" she releases another lynx into the Scottish highlands
January 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
each time you say "Liz Truss crashed the economy" she releases another lynx into the Scottish highlands
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Liz Truss crashed the economy. Pass it on.
January 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Liz Truss crashed the economy. Pass it on.
Very good!
Are we sure it's not the same two lynx who asked to come in and then imediately demanded to be let out again? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Two more lynx spotted in Scottish Highland woods after pair captured
Police urge public not to approach illegally released animals understood to have been spotted by cameras in Cairngorms
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Very good!
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So Nigel, what was it that first attracted you to the ketamine fuelled white supremacist billionaire Elon Musk?
January 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
So Nigel, what was it that first attracted you to the ketamine fuelled white supremacist billionaire Elon Musk?
#BetterMan was, as I hoped, much better than I hoped going into it. 4/5, more chimps in films plz.
December 30, 2024 at 11:47 PM
#BetterMan was, as I hoped, much better than I hoped going into it. 4/5, more chimps in films plz.
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squirrel before and after being told about computers
December 14, 2024 at 5:27 PM
squirrel before and after being told about computers
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A gorgeous and simply stunning darling 🤩
December 13, 2024 at 5:53 PM
A gorgeous and simply stunning darling 🤩
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My housemate has pressured me into watching Hot Frosty and it is DERANGED
December 14, 2024 at 8:28 PM
My housemate has pressured me into watching Hot Frosty and it is DERANGED
Pretty fire in the park tonight
December 8, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Pretty fire in the park tonight