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Pickles T Farnsworth III, Esq.
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Mom, roller skate maker, shit-stirrer, liberal, democracy-loving cat lady. American in Canada, Texas voter. It's better here. No DMs please.
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That's all I'm saying.....
February 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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So apparently all Elon's kids are IVF or surrogate born because his dick doesn't work after a botched penis enlargement surgery? Isn't that gender affirming care?
February 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Do this early and often
February 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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🗣Hey Canada,
Cut the power to the US on
Super Bowl Sunday
February 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So proud of PM Justin Trudeau right now. I am crying with grief and pride.

It didn't have to be this way, America.
February 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As an American living in Canada, I am so ashamed right now. Ashamed of this president (not mine, and I refuse to capitalize his position, as I refuse to capitalize his name), ashamed of his stupidity, and that of his sycophants who continue to fellate him...I have no words. Other than, SOS.
February 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Mood.
February 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ida Bjerkeskaug is a Norwegian painter that has made an art piece of US politics

I think muskox should be the top, but whatever lol. Found on reddit.
January 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Living in this timeline reminds me of the scene in Braveheart where Longshanks wanted to loose arrows against the Scottish rebels, and when told that he would hit a lot of his own people, he remarked, "Yes, but we'll hit theirs as well..."

He's a fucking menace, & McDonalds needs to catch up to him
January 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Down with Shitler !!
January 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Since he's been in office (less than a week): egg prices up, gas prices up, Nazi salutes up
January 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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👀
Who’s a good boy?
January 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is he dead yet? Has the McDonald’s caught up? Impatiently waiting…
January 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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It's not rocket science.
January 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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“Stop calling us Nazis…”
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Well Fuck

USA 1776-2025
January 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Drop a 💙

If your with Michelle Obama

Cause I want to follow you

PASS IT ON

Thank you, Luna 💙
January 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM