Jesus Freakin Congress
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Running for U.S. congress in 2027. Political humor on Tiktok, & some serious ones because our 🌎is on 🔥
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American Dilemma, by @knecessary.bsky.social
It’s hard to fathom that we have a federal government that’s hell bent on both making people hungry and exploding their health costs, but that’s exactly where we are:
It’s hard to fathom that we have a federal government that’s hell bent on both making people hungry and exploding their health costs, but that’s exactly where we are:
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
American Dilemma, by @knecessary.bsky.social
It’s hard to fathom that we have a federal government that’s hell bent on both making people hungry and exploding their health costs, but that’s exactly where we are:
It’s hard to fathom that we have a federal government that’s hell bent on both making people hungry and exploding their health costs, but that’s exactly where we are:
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Trump’s Sick Trick of Treat
- by @knecessary.bsky.social
Go here for full write-up: open.substack.com/pub/davidpep...
Trump’s Sick Trick of Treat
- by @knecessary.bsky.social
Go here for full write-up: open.substack.com/pub/davidpep...
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Trump’s Sick Trick of Treat
- by @knecessary.bsky.social
Go here for full write-up: open.substack.com/pub/davidpep...
Trump’s Sick Trick of Treat
- by @knecessary.bsky.social
Go here for full write-up: open.substack.com/pub/davidpep...
What makes Chicago truly great is its diversity.
Each neighborhood is a world of its own…full of unique cultures, flavors, shops, art and people.
Chicago IS America, and what makes America great is exactly this: the richness of its diversity.
Each neighborhood is a world of its own…full of unique cultures, flavors, shops, art and people.
Chicago IS America, and what makes America great is exactly this: the richness of its diversity.
October 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What makes Chicago truly great is its diversity.
Each neighborhood is a world of its own…full of unique cultures, flavors, shops, art and people.
Chicago IS America, and what makes America great is exactly this: the richness of its diversity.
Each neighborhood is a world of its own…full of unique cultures, flavors, shops, art and people.
Chicago IS America, and what makes America great is exactly this: the richness of its diversity.
The “murder capital” of the world? Colima, Mexico.
The U.S. top five?
1. St. Louis, MO — ~69.4 per 100k
2. Baltimore, MD — ~51.1
3. New Orleans, LA — ~40.6
4. Detroit, MI — ~39.7
5. Cleveland, OH — ~33.7
Notice anything missing? Yeah… Chicago.
The U.S. top five?
1. St. Louis, MO — ~69.4 per 100k
2. Baltimore, MD — ~51.1
3. New Orleans, LA — ~40.6
4. Detroit, MI — ~39.7
5. Cleveland, OH — ~33.7
Notice anything missing? Yeah… Chicago.
September 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The “murder capital” of the world? Colima, Mexico.
The U.S. top five?
1. St. Louis, MO — ~69.4 per 100k
2. Baltimore, MD — ~51.1
3. New Orleans, LA — ~40.6
4. Detroit, MI — ~39.7
5. Cleveland, OH — ~33.7
Notice anything missing? Yeah… Chicago.
The U.S. top five?
1. St. Louis, MO — ~69.4 per 100k
2. Baltimore, MD — ~51.1
3. New Orleans, LA — ~40.6
4. Detroit, MI — ~39.7
5. Cleveland, OH — ~33.7
Notice anything missing? Yeah… Chicago.
In case you missed it: Russia reportedly has Trump’s infamous golden shower tapes and is threatening to use them if he doesn’t fall in line.
Because nothing screams “strong leadership” like being openly blackmailed by a hostile foreign power on Twitter.
Because nothing screams “strong leadership” like being openly blackmailed by a hostile foreign power on Twitter.
August 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
In case you missed it: Russia reportedly has Trump’s infamous golden shower tapes and is threatening to use them if he doesn’t fall in line.
Because nothing screams “strong leadership” like being openly blackmailed by a hostile foreign power on Twitter.
Because nothing screams “strong leadership” like being openly blackmailed by a hostile foreign power on Twitter.
Does everyone get it yet?!?
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Does everyone get it yet?!?
Republicans claim to care so much about crime rates…
Yet, they are attacking sanctuary cities, which were designed to help lower crime rates and help improve public safety.
So, what is this administration really trying to do, with their ICE raids, targeting sanctuary cities?
Yet, they are attacking sanctuary cities, which were designed to help lower crime rates and help improve public safety.
So, what is this administration really trying to do, with their ICE raids, targeting sanctuary cities?
June 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Republicans claim to care so much about crime rates…
Yet, they are attacking sanctuary cities, which were designed to help lower crime rates and help improve public safety.
So, what is this administration really trying to do, with their ICE raids, targeting sanctuary cities?
Yet, they are attacking sanctuary cities, which were designed to help lower crime rates and help improve public safety.
So, what is this administration really trying to do, with their ICE raids, targeting sanctuary cities?
Something about forcing a family to keep their brain dead wife, and mother, on life support, because she is pregnant, is giving… republicans think of women as nothing more than an incubator.
May 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Something about forcing a family to keep their brain dead wife, and mother, on life support, because she is pregnant, is giving… republicans think of women as nothing more than an incubator.
Trump pretending to be Christian on Hitler’s birthday, feels very fitting.
April 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Trump pretending to be Christian on Hitler’s birthday, feels very fitting.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but…
RFK Jr is pushing eugenics with everything he said about autism. He is setting the groundwork so getting an autism diagnosis puts a flag on your back for extermination.
And no, I’m not over exaggerating.
RFK Jr is pushing eugenics with everything he said about autism. He is setting the groundwork so getting an autism diagnosis puts a flag on your back for extermination.
And no, I’m not over exaggerating.
April 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but…
RFK Jr is pushing eugenics with everything he said about autism. He is setting the groundwork so getting an autism diagnosis puts a flag on your back for extermination.
And no, I’m not over exaggerating.
RFK Jr is pushing eugenics with everything he said about autism. He is setting the groundwork so getting an autism diagnosis puts a flag on your back for extermination.
And no, I’m not over exaggerating.
If you aren’t on Twitter, you might not be aware that this administration is blatantly lying about Abrego Garcia being a criminal.
& today they started justifying wrongfully sending him to an extermination camp because a white woman was murdered by a completely different man.
Yeah, we are fucked
& today they started justifying wrongfully sending him to an extermination camp because a white woman was murdered by a completely different man.
Yeah, we are fucked
April 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you aren’t on Twitter, you might not be aware that this administration is blatantly lying about Abrego Garcia being a criminal.
& today they started justifying wrongfully sending him to an extermination camp because a white woman was murdered by a completely different man.
Yeah, we are fucked
& today they started justifying wrongfully sending him to an extermination camp because a white woman was murdered by a completely different man.
Yeah, we are fucked
The El Salvador prison is an extermination camp, and the president of the United States just said he wants to send U.S. citizens there.
April 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The El Salvador prison is an extermination camp, and the president of the United States just said he wants to send U.S. citizens there.
You know republicans are idiots when they say, “This is why you elect a businessman.”
Trump bankrupted 6 businesses…
Trump bankrupted 6 businesses…
April 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
You know republicans are idiots when they say, “This is why you elect a businessman.”
Trump bankrupted 6 businesses…
Trump bankrupted 6 businesses…
Trump shut down the only CDC lab tracking drug resistant gonorrhea.
& when untreated, gonorrhea can cause infertility.
Which seems odd since Republicans are so invested in increasing birth rates…
Until you learn that Black Americans experience the highest rate of gonorrhea.
& when untreated, gonorrhea can cause infertility.
Which seems odd since Republicans are so invested in increasing birth rates…
Until you learn that Black Americans experience the highest rate of gonorrhea.
April 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Trump shut down the only CDC lab tracking drug resistant gonorrhea.
& when untreated, gonorrhea can cause infertility.
Which seems odd since Republicans are so invested in increasing birth rates…
Until you learn that Black Americans experience the highest rate of gonorrhea.
& when untreated, gonorrhea can cause infertility.
Which seems odd since Republicans are so invested in increasing birth rates…
Until you learn that Black Americans experience the highest rate of gonorrhea.
Forcing someone to put their life, and health, in danger, for the chance to create another life, isn’t pro-life…
Pro-life is caring about the life that already exists, and wanting to help continue that life.
Pro-life is caring about the life that already exists, and wanting to help continue that life.
March 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Forcing someone to put their life, and health, in danger, for the chance to create another life, isn’t pro-life…
Pro-life is caring about the life that already exists, and wanting to help continue that life.
Pro-life is caring about the life that already exists, and wanting to help continue that life.
A 24 year old woman was arrested in Georgia for having a MISCARRIAGE. All because she didn’t dispose of tissue remains properly.
Most women miscarry in a toilet… 1/5 pregnancies end in a miscarriage. And now, Republicans are ARRESTING women for having them.
A MISCARRIAGE.
Most women miscarry in a toilet… 1/5 pregnancies end in a miscarriage. And now, Republicans are ARRESTING women for having them.
A MISCARRIAGE.
March 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A 24 year old woman was arrested in Georgia for having a MISCARRIAGE. All because she didn’t dispose of tissue remains properly.
Most women miscarry in a toilet… 1/5 pregnancies end in a miscarriage. And now, Republicans are ARRESTING women for having them.
A MISCARRIAGE.
Most women miscarry in a toilet… 1/5 pregnancies end in a miscarriage. And now, Republicans are ARRESTING women for having them.
A MISCARRIAGE.
So, which the chat leak, we can all finally agree that Republicans don’t give a F about our troops, right?
Because, even before the leak, they have been knowingly putting thousands of troops at risk by not using a secure form of communication.
Because, even before the leak, they have been knowingly putting thousands of troops at risk by not using a secure form of communication.
March 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So, which the chat leak, we can all finally agree that Republicans don’t give a F about our troops, right?
Because, even before the leak, they have been knowingly putting thousands of troops at risk by not using a secure form of communication.
Because, even before the leak, they have been knowingly putting thousands of troops at risk by not using a secure form of communication.
Notice how the most uneducated people are the ones cheering on abolishing the Department of Education?
March 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Notice how the most uneducated people are the ones cheering on abolishing the Department of Education?
Wait one second… insurance companies are not obligated to cover terrorism losses?!
So, that means, if the attacks on Tesla cars are terrorism, like Republicans have been claiming, the insurance companies do not have to cover the damages.
Just another reason not to buy a Tesla.
So, that means, if the attacks on Tesla cars are terrorism, like Republicans have been claiming, the insurance companies do not have to cover the damages.
Just another reason not to buy a Tesla.
March 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wait one second… insurance companies are not obligated to cover terrorism losses?!
So, that means, if the attacks on Tesla cars are terrorism, like Republicans have been claiming, the insurance companies do not have to cover the damages.
Just another reason not to buy a Tesla.
So, that means, if the attacks on Tesla cars are terrorism, like Republicans have been claiming, the insurance companies do not have to cover the damages.
Just another reason not to buy a Tesla.
The presidential fitness test can only be brought back if the president also has to pass this test.
March 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The presidential fitness test can only be brought back if the president also has to pass this test.
Invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, especially when America isn’t at war with any country, is authoritarianism.
And, declaring it illegal for a news source to speak negatively about a president, is also authoritarianism.
So why are we pretending Trump isn’t an authoritarian?
And, declaring it illegal for a news source to speak negatively about a president, is also authoritarianism.
So why are we pretending Trump isn’t an authoritarian?
March 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, especially when America isn’t at war with any country, is authoritarianism.
And, declaring it illegal for a news source to speak negatively about a president, is also authoritarianism.
So why are we pretending Trump isn’t an authoritarian?
And, declaring it illegal for a news source to speak negatively about a president, is also authoritarianism.
So why are we pretending Trump isn’t an authoritarian?
Clearly Elon is freaking out about Tesla’s stock plummeting. So, on that note…
Stop trying to make Tesla happen, White House, it’s not going to happen.
Stop trying to make Tesla happen, White House, it’s not going to happen.
March 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Clearly Elon is freaking out about Tesla’s stock plummeting. So, on that note…
Stop trying to make Tesla happen, White House, it’s not going to happen.
Stop trying to make Tesla happen, White House, it’s not going to happen.
You mean to tell me that DOGE is actually CAUSING wasteful spending?!?
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March 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You mean to tell me that DOGE is actually CAUSING wasteful spending?!?
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I think the funniest part about Republicans not understanding basic history is watching the U.S. military sing “One Day More” from Les Mis, at the 2025 Governors Ball…
Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.😹
Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.😹
February 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I think the funniest part about Republicans not understanding basic history is watching the U.S. military sing “One Day More” from Les Mis, at the 2025 Governors Ball…
Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.😹
Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.😹
The Trump administration is using executive orders to see who blindly follows, anyone who doesn’t will be a target.
This is just the beginning.
This is just the beginning.
February 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Trump administration is using executive orders to see who blindly follows, anyone who doesn’t will be a target.
This is just the beginning.
This is just the beginning.