Jesus Freakin Congress
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Running for U.S. congress in 2027. Political humor on Tiktok, & some serious ones because our 🌎is on 🔥
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What makes Chicago truly great is its diversity.
Each neighborhood is a world of its own…full of unique cultures, flavors, shops, art and people.
Chicago IS America, and what makes America great is exactly this: the richness of its diversity.
Each neighborhood is a world of its own…full of unique cultures, flavors, shops, art and people.
Chicago IS America, and what makes America great is exactly this: the richness of its diversity.
October 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What makes Chicago truly great is its diversity.
Each neighborhood is a world of its own…full of unique cultures, flavors, shops, art and people.
Chicago IS America, and what makes America great is exactly this: the richness of its diversity.
Each neighborhood is a world of its own…full of unique cultures, flavors, shops, art and people.
Chicago IS America, and what makes America great is exactly this: the richness of its diversity.
The “murder capital” of the world? Colima, Mexico.
The U.S. top five?
1. St. Louis, MO — ~69.4 per 100k
2. Baltimore, MD — ~51.1
3. New Orleans, LA — ~40.6
4. Detroit, MI — ~39.7
5. Cleveland, OH — ~33.7
Notice anything missing? Yeah… Chicago.
The U.S. top five?
1. St. Louis, MO — ~69.4 per 100k
2. Baltimore, MD — ~51.1
3. New Orleans, LA — ~40.6
4. Detroit, MI — ~39.7
5. Cleveland, OH — ~33.7
Notice anything missing? Yeah… Chicago.
September 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The “murder capital” of the world? Colima, Mexico.
The U.S. top five?
1. St. Louis, MO — ~69.4 per 100k
2. Baltimore, MD — ~51.1
3. New Orleans, LA — ~40.6
4. Detroit, MI — ~39.7
5. Cleveland, OH — ~33.7
Notice anything missing? Yeah… Chicago.
The U.S. top five?
1. St. Louis, MO — ~69.4 per 100k
2. Baltimore, MD — ~51.1
3. New Orleans, LA — ~40.6
4. Detroit, MI — ~39.7
5. Cleveland, OH — ~33.7
Notice anything missing? Yeah… Chicago.
In case you missed it: Russia reportedly has Trump’s infamous golden shower tapes and is threatening to use them if he doesn’t fall in line.
Because nothing screams “strong leadership” like being openly blackmailed by a hostile foreign power on Twitter.
Because nothing screams “strong leadership” like being openly blackmailed by a hostile foreign power on Twitter.
August 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
In case you missed it: Russia reportedly has Trump’s infamous golden shower tapes and is threatening to use them if he doesn’t fall in line.
Because nothing screams “strong leadership” like being openly blackmailed by a hostile foreign power on Twitter.
Because nothing screams “strong leadership” like being openly blackmailed by a hostile foreign power on Twitter.
Does everyone get it yet?!?
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Does everyone get it yet?!?
If you aren’t on Twitter, you might not be aware that this administration is blatantly lying about Abrego Garcia being a criminal.
& today they started justifying wrongfully sending him to an extermination camp because a white woman was murdered by a completely different man.
Yeah, we are fucked
& today they started justifying wrongfully sending him to an extermination camp because a white woman was murdered by a completely different man.
Yeah, we are fucked
April 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you aren’t on Twitter, you might not be aware that this administration is blatantly lying about Abrego Garcia being a criminal.
& today they started justifying wrongfully sending him to an extermination camp because a white woman was murdered by a completely different man.
Yeah, we are fucked
& today they started justifying wrongfully sending him to an extermination camp because a white woman was murdered by a completely different man.
Yeah, we are fucked
The presidential fitness test can only be brought back if the president also has to pass this test.
March 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The presidential fitness test can only be brought back if the president also has to pass this test.
Clearly Elon is freaking out about Tesla’s stock plummeting. So, on that note…
Stop trying to make Tesla happen, White House, it’s not going to happen.
Stop trying to make Tesla happen, White House, it’s not going to happen.
March 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Clearly Elon is freaking out about Tesla’s stock plummeting. So, on that note…
Stop trying to make Tesla happen, White House, it’s not going to happen.
Stop trying to make Tesla happen, White House, it’s not going to happen.
You mean to tell me that DOGE is actually CAUSING wasteful spending?!?
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March 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You mean to tell me that DOGE is actually CAUSING wasteful spending?!?
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I think the funniest part about Republicans not understanding basic history is watching the U.S. military sing “One Day More” from Les Mis, at the 2025 Governors Ball…
Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.😹
Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.😹
February 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I think the funniest part about Republicans not understanding basic history is watching the U.S. military sing “One Day More” from Les Mis, at the 2025 Governors Ball…
Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.😹
Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.😹
We have a better chance of an asteroid hitting earth than DOGE finding a significant amount of government waste.
February 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We have a better chance of an asteroid hitting earth than DOGE finding a significant amount of government waste.
Just a reminder, this administration doesn’t care about wasteful spending… they just care if our taxes aren’t going into the Oligarch’s pocket.
February 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Just a reminder, this administration doesn’t care about wasteful spending… they just care if our taxes aren’t going into the Oligarch’s pocket.
The fact that an Oligarch is standing in the Oval Office, speaking to the press about gutting government funding that he finds wasteful, without any congressional oversight, should be a huge fucking red flag.
February 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The fact that an Oligarch is standing in the Oval Office, speaking to the press about gutting government funding that he finds wasteful, without any congressional oversight, should be a huge fucking red flag.
Just so we are clear, this is what republicans want.
January 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just so we are clear, this is what republicans want.
They are detaining US citizens, and building concentration camps…
What could possibly go wrong.
What could possibly go wrong.
January 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
They are detaining US citizens, and building concentration camps…
What could possibly go wrong.
What could possibly go wrong.
We are doing Bad Take Tuesday… where everyone shares their bad takes…
So, I want to hear your bad take on how we should bring down the rising cost of eggs, due to the bird flu spreading through the U.S.
So far we have:
So, I want to hear your bad take on how we should bring down the rising cost of eggs, due to the bird flu spreading through the U.S.
So far we have:
January 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We are doing Bad Take Tuesday… where everyone shares their bad takes…
So, I want to hear your bad take on how we should bring down the rising cost of eggs, due to the bird flu spreading through the U.S.
So far we have:
So, I want to hear your bad take on how we should bring down the rising cost of eggs, due to the bird flu spreading through the U.S.
So far we have:
The constitution protects all people living in the U.S.
Most constitutional provisions apply based on personhood, not citizenship…
So, when republicans say this, they are suggesting that undocumented immigrants aren’t humans. Which what the Nazis did.
Most constitutional provisions apply based on personhood, not citizenship…
So, when republicans say this, they are suggesting that undocumented immigrants aren’t humans. Which what the Nazis did.
January 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The constitution protects all people living in the U.S.
Most constitutional provisions apply based on personhood, not citizenship…
So, when republicans say this, they are suggesting that undocumented immigrants aren’t humans. Which what the Nazis did.
Most constitutional provisions apply based on personhood, not citizenship…
So, when republicans say this, they are suggesting that undocumented immigrants aren’t humans. Which what the Nazis did.
Oh wow, look at that, a man who received a j6 pardon from Trump has already been arrested again…
And Trump wants to invite these criminals to the White House.
And Trump wants to invite these criminals to the White House.
January 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh wow, look at that, a man who received a j6 pardon from Trump has already been arrested again…
And Trump wants to invite these criminals to the White House.
And Trump wants to invite these criminals to the White House.
“Stop calling us Nazis…”
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“Stop calling us Nazis…”
If there are only 2 genders… then what the fuck do you call this?!?
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If there are only 2 genders… then what the fuck do you call this?!?
Chicagoans beware, who knows what these Nazis will be trying to pull on Tuesday…
January 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Chicagoans beware, who knows what these Nazis will be trying to pull on Tuesday…
It should also be pointed out that his facial expression almost exactly matches how Hitler posed in portraits. No smile, the eye contact, the angle.
No need to make anymore horror films, we are now living in one.
No need to make anymore horror films, we are now living in one.
January 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It should also be pointed out that his facial expression almost exactly matches how Hitler posed in portraits. No smile, the eye contact, the angle.
No need to make anymore horror films, we are now living in one.
No need to make anymore horror films, we are now living in one.
Under lighting a subject is often used in horror movies, and photos, to make someone look unsettling and evil.
Think of how you hold a flashlight under your face to tell a spooky story… this portrait is heavily under lit.
Nothing about studio lighting and posing is coincidental.
Think of how you hold a flashlight under your face to tell a spooky story… this portrait is heavily under lit.
Nothing about studio lighting and posing is coincidental.
January 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Under lighting a subject is often used in horror movies, and photos, to make someone look unsettling and evil.
Think of how you hold a flashlight under your face to tell a spooky story… this portrait is heavily under lit.
Nothing about studio lighting and posing is coincidental.
Think of how you hold a flashlight under your face to tell a spooky story… this portrait is heavily under lit.
Nothing about studio lighting and posing is coincidental.
Ah yes, let’s make everything more expensive for the working class, while giving even more tax breaks to the rich.
Does everyone get it yet?!? Eat the rich!
Does everyone get it yet?!? Eat the rich!
January 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ah yes, let’s make everything more expensive for the working class, while giving even more tax breaks to the rich.
Does everyone get it yet?!? Eat the rich!
Does everyone get it yet?!? Eat the rich!
Happy Sunday!
January 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy Sunday!
We already have the album cover for 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We already have the album cover for 2025.