Do they have a special supply of cell phones only for people born before color TV that are louder than an Aerosmith concert? How are the old folks’ cell phones so loud?
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Do they have a special supply of cell phones only for people born before color TV that are louder than an Aerosmith concert? How are the old folks’ cell phones so loud?
If you think I’m going to stop posting just because nobody reads or likes my skeets, you are correct.
December 3, 2024 at 9:57 PM
If you think I’m going to stop posting just because nobody reads or likes my skeets, you are correct.
An anti-abortion billboard in Ohio: “NEVER TO LIVE, LOVE, OR LAUGH 🦐👼”
November 30, 2024 at 3:48 PM
An anti-abortion billboard in Ohio: “NEVER TO LIVE, LOVE, OR LAUGH 🦐👼”
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i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
2009: Twitter seems cool but nobody likes my Tweets.
2024: Bluesky seems amazing but nobody likes my skeets.
2039: Pooper looks great but nobody likes my poops.
2024: Bluesky seems amazing but nobody likes my skeets.
2039: Pooper looks great but nobody likes my poops.
November 24, 2024 at 11:43 PM
2009: Twitter seems cool but nobody likes my Tweets.
2024: Bluesky seems amazing but nobody likes my skeets.
2039: Pooper looks great but nobody likes my poops.
2024: Bluesky seems amazing but nobody likes my skeets.
2039: Pooper looks great but nobody likes my poops.
Schrödinger’s Skeets: my skeets are funny and not funny, because nobody reads them.
November 24, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Schrödinger’s Skeets: my skeets are funny and not funny, because nobody reads them.
If someone without internet clout skeets in the woods does it make a sound?
November 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
If someone without internet clout skeets in the woods does it make a sound?
Me, singing: “sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes, just to pretend I won’t scream when I diie”
The sorority that took over open mic with cheesy YouTube karaoke tracks: ☹️
The sorority that took over open mic with cheesy YouTube karaoke tracks: ☹️
Drunk By Noon
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November 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Me, singing: “sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes, just to pretend I won’t scream when I diie”
The sorority that took over open mic with cheesy YouTube karaoke tracks: ☹️
The sorority that took over open mic with cheesy YouTube karaoke tracks: ☹️
If you skeet into the void, does the void skeet back?
November 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
If you skeet into the void, does the void skeet back?
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
Holy shit, I haven’t seen one of these since 2011.
November 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Holy shit, I haven’t seen one of these since 2011.
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An introvert is someone who believes it is generally a waste of time to be around other people.
In other words, someone who is correct.
In other words, someone who is correct.
November 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
An introvert is someone who believes it is generally a waste of time to be around other people.
In other words, someone who is correct.
In other words, someone who is correct.