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jessyall.bsky.social
jess™
@jessyall.bsky.social
i listen to metal & watch sports & yap a lot about nothing

she/her | '93 | 🏳️‍🌈

▫️wnba: new york liberty
▫️pwhl: toronto sceptres
▫️nhl: new york rangers, nashville predators
it's a little annoyingly empowering to clean up the depression mess like goddammit this mess was half the problem wasn't it
April 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
yellowjackets has gotten so stupid that i am officially apologizing to anyone i told to watch it
April 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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i'm an atheist except for when i need a higher power to get mad at for my various misfortunes
April 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
imagine being a new york rangers fan and a new york sirens fan at the same time like that would be awful wouldn't it
March 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i know igor shesterkin was breaking sticks in that locker room tonight
March 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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February 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
buying a pair of roller blades at 31 just to feel something (hard concrete on my skin)
February 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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You spend any amount of time really trying to "hit your macros" as it were, and the idea of bug-based nutrient cubes becomes very compelling
February 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
lady gaga knows exactly what the lgbt community needs during these troubling times
Lady Gaga confirms the ‘Telephone (feat. Beyoncé)’ music video will be continued.
February 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i didnt want to redownload tiktok but i miss marina mabrey's miami updates
February 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
job interviews are my autistic and adhd superpower
February 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i woke up to a "warning: low balance" alert today
i love checking my bank account
February 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
looks like i am going to completely miss out on the big lots going out of business sale because of this damn blizzard
February 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
so far i have been successful in my goal of completing a video game every month of 2025 (!!!) this is huge because i have spent most of my life as a "mess around in the open world & never do the missions" gal
February 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
honestly i get my buckets of fried chicken from the local iga like god intended so kfc abandoning kentucky ain't hurt all that much
February 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
it's like we lost a family member we didn't really like all that much but who we also never expected to go in this particular manner
KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) are moving their U.S. headquarters from Kentucky to Texas.
February 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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my face when people start adding new people to our plans … because now I’m not going 😭😭😭
February 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Thankful for Twilight because it allowed Paramore to give us Decode.
February 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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thepwhl.com PWHL @thepwhl.com · Feb 17
GOALIE POINT ALERT 🚨

@pwhlsirens.bsky.social's Kayle Osborne earns her first PWHL point with an assist on Jessie Eldridge's game-tying goal!
February 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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hey guys the only canada vs usa hockey I've watched in the last decade has been on the women's side. can someone fill me in on which ones are married to each other
February 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
sending thoughts & prayers to the creek behind my apartment as i head to bed in the middle of a flash flood
February 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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the economy is so bad the white stripes “7 nation army” has been down graded to “4 nation face off”
February 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM