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beyond exhausted
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I need a substitute teacher to wheel a TV in from the hallway for the rest of 2025 please
September 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"Fuck Ted Cruz"

-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
September 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)
August 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When I feel I can’t be anymore exhausted more shit happens 😔
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
🥳🥳 2026 for the US! Which feels forever 😔
June 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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30 years ago today: Dionne Farris peaks at #4 with “I Know” — her only Hot 100 single.

“I became extremely frustrated with the business aspect of music,” she said years later, “so much so that I ultimately lost my love for music. I didn’t want to be bothered by it, hear it, let alone sing it.” 💔
May 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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☕ Happy World Book Day! 📚✨
April 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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People be like 'Sam Claflin does so many book adaptations' and then name 4 at most.
There's 11 in total + 2 plays + a folktale retelling. Also Pirates is adapted from a Disneyland ride but his romance with the mermaid resembles (if you close my eye and squint the other) the little mermaid tale.
April 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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hell yeah
April 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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On this day in 1999, Homer tried to build one fiiiiine lookin' barbeque pit.
April 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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🎵🎧✨
April 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
April 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Old meme, but I'm getting a laugh out of "months"
April 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Stolen from FB...
April 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Not to get political but I am tired
April 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Flowers in the Attic the Origin seems quite good, at least the first episode. One's got to have a bit of V.C. Andrews in one's life.
April 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
😔
April 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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The fall of Rome seems so much less exciting now that I realize everyone was kinda just working their regular jobs and paying bills and stuff the whole time
April 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I do this with the ribs!
I'm eating tiramisu straight from the container — in the Costco parking lot.

How are you coping?! 🤣😬😳
March 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Thanks for everything George Lowe.
March 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Slava Ukraini
a blue and yellow flag is waving in the wind on a pole
ALT: a blue and yellow flag is waving in the wind on a pole
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I still see it as white and gold 🤪
10 years ago today, a dress was posted on Tumblr.

It was later confirmed to be Black and Blue.
February 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM