Jessica Ann
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DID YEW SAY FANK YEW
March 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
DID YEW SAY FANK YEW
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Bernie is right. No more playing dead. No more running to the center.
Sincerely,
Someone who has watched you do this after every election loss the past 50 years.
Sincerely,
Someone who has watched you do this after every election loss the past 50 years.
March 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Bernie is right. No more playing dead. No more running to the center.
Sincerely,
Someone who has watched you do this after every election loss the past 50 years.
Sincerely,
Someone who has watched you do this after every election loss the past 50 years.
Not gonna lie, my social studies teachers really overshot when Social Security was going to run out.
They also forgot to mention that a dictator would be the reason why, but I digress.
They also forgot to mention that a dictator would be the reason why, but I digress.
March 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Not gonna lie, my social studies teachers really overshot when Social Security was going to run out.
They also forgot to mention that a dictator would be the reason why, but I digress.
They also forgot to mention that a dictator would be the reason why, but I digress.
Me: hey congressperson, do your fucking job! You're supposed to show up to work for the people
Some dipshit on threads: you must be a trump voter
I didn't realize Republicans were ever loyal to their voters or the constitution
Some dipshit on threads: you must be a trump voter
I didn't realize Republicans were ever loyal to their voters or the constitution
March 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me: hey congressperson, do your fucking job! You're supposed to show up to work for the people
Some dipshit on threads: you must be a trump voter
I didn't realize Republicans were ever loyal to their voters or the constitution
Some dipshit on threads: you must be a trump voter
I didn't realize Republicans were ever loyal to their voters or the constitution
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Stock market is in a free fall
March 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Stock market is in a free fall
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My 16 yr old just told me he would mangle is own foot so that he's not able to be drafted, before he ever fights in WW3 on the side of evil. This is what my child is up at night worrying about. Fuck this regime and the peace it has stolen from America's children.
March 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My 16 yr old just told me he would mangle is own foot so that he's not able to be drafted, before he ever fights in WW3 on the side of evil. This is what my child is up at night worrying about. Fuck this regime and the peace it has stolen from America's children.
The next article: "Amazon's new Air subscription; what, you thought it would be free forever?"
March 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The next article: "Amazon's new Air subscription; what, you thought it would be free forever?"
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If only they spent a thousandth of the time thinking through their vote as they do running to liberal media to complain—now that the consequences are smacking them right in the ass.
March 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If only they spent a thousandth of the time thinking through their vote as they do running to liberal media to complain—now that the consequences are smacking them right in the ass.
While we are joking about musk using his kid as a human shield, does everyone grasp just how pure evil that is?
February 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
While we are joking about musk using his kid as a human shield, does everyone grasp just how pure evil that is?
It's giving...
Republican makeup is terrifying
Republican makeup is terrifying
February 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's giving...
Republican makeup is terrifying
Republican makeup is terrifying
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People 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘺 dependent on Medicaid/Medicare for literal survival cheering for Herr Plüggs to get rid of the fraud and waste in those programs is the most self-sabotaging crock of dumbassery I think I have ever witnessed. 🪡
February 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
People 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘺 dependent on Medicaid/Medicare for literal survival cheering for Herr Plüggs to get rid of the fraud and waste in those programs is the most self-sabotaging crock of dumbassery I think I have ever witnessed. 🪡
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WASHINGTON NEBRASKA AND OKLAHOMA You have elections on Tuesday!!!!!
Like most counties, if not all have elections on Tuesday!!!’
They are not glamorous. They are mostly about bonds and levys which pay for schools. But they are crucial.
Please don’t sit these out !!!!
Like most counties, if not all have elections on Tuesday!!!’
They are not glamorous. They are mostly about bonds and levys which pay for schools. But they are crucial.
Please don’t sit these out !!!!
February 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
WASHINGTON NEBRASKA AND OKLAHOMA You have elections on Tuesday!!!!!
Like most counties, if not all have elections on Tuesday!!!’
They are not glamorous. They are mostly about bonds and levys which pay for schools. But they are crucial.
Please don’t sit these out !!!!
Like most counties, if not all have elections on Tuesday!!!’
They are not glamorous. They are mostly about bonds and levys which pay for schools. But they are crucial.
Please don’t sit these out !!!!
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BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
February 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
After hearing that Elon has just waltzed into the treasury and hacked it, I can only conclude that everyone has previously simply agreed they wouldn't hack it or take over the country before this? Have we been protecting our country and information with vibes and a "pwease don't steal from us 🥺?"
February 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
After hearing that Elon has just waltzed into the treasury and hacked it, I can only conclude that everyone has previously simply agreed they wouldn't hack it or take over the country before this? Have we been protecting our country and information with vibes and a "pwease don't steal from us 🥺?"
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Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
January 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
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I showed my son the executive order stating that that the U.S. government would only recognize a person's sex assigned at conception, and his IMMEDIATE response was,
"At conception?? So we're ALL girls? All right!"
My 13 yo is better educated than the morons writing our laws.
Be scared.
"At conception?? So we're ALL girls? All right!"
My 13 yo is better educated than the morons writing our laws.
Be scared.
January 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I showed my son the executive order stating that that the U.S. government would only recognize a person's sex assigned at conception, and his IMMEDIATE response was,
"At conception?? So we're ALL girls? All right!"
My 13 yo is better educated than the morons writing our laws.
Be scared.
"At conception?? So we're ALL girls? All right!"
My 13 yo is better educated than the morons writing our laws.
Be scared.
Put a finger down if you went to the grocery store and skipped buying a ton of stuff, not because of the cost, but because communication about things like listeria and e.coli outbreaks won't be relayed to us because of the EO pausing communications from federal health agencies? 🥲 Just me?
January 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Put a finger down if you went to the grocery store and skipped buying a ton of stuff, not because of the cost, but because communication about things like listeria and e.coli outbreaks won't be relayed to us because of the EO pausing communications from federal health agencies? 🥲 Just me?
Unintended? I think the word you were searching for is "strategic" 🐆🐆🐆🐆
I hope the leopards are hungry
I hope the leopards are hungry
January 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Unintended? I think the word you were searching for is "strategic" 🐆🐆🐆🐆
I hope the leopards are hungry
I hope the leopards are hungry
Hot/cold Take, as it is currently 7°F:
I would rather be hot and sweaty in the summer, with the expectation that I can wear fewer, lighter clothes than cold and sweaty in the winter and die if I don't continue wearing a ridiculous amount of clothing.
I would rather be hot and sweaty in the summer, with the expectation that I can wear fewer, lighter clothes than cold and sweaty in the winter and die if I don't continue wearing a ridiculous amount of clothing.
January 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hot/cold Take, as it is currently 7°F:
I would rather be hot and sweaty in the summer, with the expectation that I can wear fewer, lighter clothes than cold and sweaty in the winter and die if I don't continue wearing a ridiculous amount of clothing.
I would rather be hot and sweaty in the summer, with the expectation that I can wear fewer, lighter clothes than cold and sweaty in the winter and die if I don't continue wearing a ridiculous amount of clothing.
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Mike Johnson and Republicans have refused for the last two years to put up this plaque honoring law enforcement officers that served on Jan. 6 and Donald Trump just pardoned 1,500 Jan. 6 defendants. Remind me again who is the Party of law and order?
January 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Mike Johnson and Republicans have refused for the last two years to put up this plaque honoring law enforcement officers that served on Jan. 6 and Donald Trump just pardoned 1,500 Jan. 6 defendants. Remind me again who is the Party of law and order?
Fortunately, no one is letting him off the hook for kissing the ring.
January 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Fortunately, no one is letting him off the hook for kissing the ring.
It is a sheet of ice, walking all the way up to my front door. Some guy soliciting for a "clean energy company" decided today was the day to come bother me.
You could offer me free solar panels and a million dollars and I still don't want some old dude walking up a solid ice hill of liability.
You could offer me free solar panels and a million dollars and I still don't want some old dude walking up a solid ice hill of liability.
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It is a sheet of ice, walking all the way up to my front door. Some guy soliciting for a "clean energy company" decided today was the day to come bother me.
You could offer me free solar panels and a million dollars and I still don't want some old dude walking up a solid ice hill of liability.
You could offer me free solar panels and a million dollars and I still don't want some old dude walking up a solid ice hill of liability.
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Remember, today especially, that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people." Keep the faith. Keep up the fight.
January 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Remember, today especially, that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people." Keep the faith. Keep up the fight.