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Jessica Ann
@jessknowsbest.bsky.social
📸 Photographer
📱Content | Marketing
🧩 Neurodiverse Family
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DID YEW SAY FANK YEW
March 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The next article: "Amazon's new Air subscription; what, you thought it would be free forever?"
March 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It's giving...
Republican makeup is terrifying
February 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
January 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Neither was 1984 but I have a sneaking suspicion they just copy and pasted and changed a few names here and there. I made this design over the summer.
January 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
One well-dressed goober, here to assist
January 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I made a custom gif because I'm gonna need it so frequently
January 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Unintended? I think the word you were searching for is "strategic" 🐆🐆🐆🐆
I hope the leopards are hungry
January 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Fortunately, no one is letting him off the hook for kissing the ring.
January 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It is a sheet of ice, walking all the way up to my front door. Some guy soliciting for a "clean energy company" decided today was the day to come bother me.

You could offer me free solar panels and a million dollars and I still don't want some old dude walking up a solid ice hill of liability.
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It wasn't a 1940s mustache man salute! It's all just one big awkward, autistic coincidence!
😒
January 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Breaking news from the state-owned (soon to be state-owned?) social media: check your FB and IG profiles. You may have AUTOMATICALLY "liked/followed" FOTUS and Vice FOTUS.

You need to BLOCK the pages because they just keep automatically re-liking!
January 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Don't drop the ball on Valentine's day! 💘 Treat yourself or the one you love:

💕 Glam photos
💕 Boudoir photos
💕 Family photos
💕 Couple photos
💕 Whatever they want!
January 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
❄️ Warmer together ❄️

The only plus to a snowy winter is lots of opportunities for pictures
January 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
🤭
December 9, 2024 at 11:45 PM
The difference in body language is... Whew

The difference between standing next to good people and a damn criminal.
December 8, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Took a trip to Lancaster to see the Amish Christmas lights 🎄
November 30, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Anger is a birthright; It is ours to claim and to use
- Soraya Chemaly
Smash the Patriarchy 👊🏻

I am quite proud of this design!
🛍️ in the usual spot 😀
November 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
At one point I had SIX containers of nutmeg. What was I even doing 😂😅🤦🏻‍♀️
November 19, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Did everyone read #ontyranny yet?

Less than a 2 hour read. Just do it.

(I'm a slow reader who is easily distracted by a ridiculous number of distractions, so it's possible you could read it faster)
November 19, 2024 at 12:43 AM
This was supposed to be quicker or at least more fun 🥴

🛍️✨New design added
www.teepublic.com/user/twin-ow...
November 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Whose body is it again? Try me 🙂

Shirts available @ twin owls productions on Etsy and TeePublic
November 14, 2024 at 12:41 AM