Jessica Schlachter
@jessicaschlachter.bsky.social
Just a Humboldt lady doing her part to create a better community, equipped with plenty of sarcasm and freshly baked cookies.
Not aspiring to be humble.
Not aspiring to be humble.
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Brought this over from Insta because it seems to be the most fitting inaugural post for here.
My dog just burped inside of my mouth so if anyone needs me I will be curled in the fetal position under the coffee table.
March 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My dog just burped inside of my mouth so if anyone needs me I will be curled in the fetal position under the coffee table.
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I wonder how much online conspiracy/qanon/unhinged bullshit is a result of men reading fewer and fewer books every year. Used to be these people would be stuck in an 800 page Tom Clancy novel, not bothering anyone. But now they don’t even do that anymore. They’re online talking to each other.
March 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I wonder how much online conspiracy/qanon/unhinged bullshit is a result of men reading fewer and fewer books every year. Used to be these people would be stuck in an 800 page Tom Clancy novel, not bothering anyone. But now they don’t even do that anymore. They’re online talking to each other.
If you’re raging about Elon Musk, have you called or emailed your congressperson today? Here’s the script I used.
February 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you’re raging about Elon Musk, have you called or emailed your congressperson today? Here’s the script I used.
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all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
January 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
Instagram is censoring results.
January 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Instagram is censoring results.
Dan: “heyyyy buddy how was your day?”
Me: “I spent three hours caramelizing onions, made chimichurri, baked cookies and brownies, and finally figured out ciabatta bread. Safe to say this was closer to rage cooking than it was to stress baking.”
Me: “I spent three hours caramelizing onions, made chimichurri, baked cookies and brownies, and finally figured out ciabatta bread. Safe to say this was closer to rage cooking than it was to stress baking.”
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Dan: “heyyyy buddy how was your day?”
Me: “I spent three hours caramelizing onions, made chimichurri, baked cookies and brownies, and finally figured out ciabatta bread. Safe to say this was closer to rage cooking than it was to stress baking.”
Me: “I spent three hours caramelizing onions, made chimichurri, baked cookies and brownies, and finally figured out ciabatta bread. Safe to say this was closer to rage cooking than it was to stress baking.”
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Ahhh the nazi salute on national television. Right on schedule I suppose.
January 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ahhh the nazi salute on national television. Right on schedule I suppose.
I just opened FB and the top thing on my newsfeed was a post from JD Vance - and it said I following his page. Which I’ve never done, nor even visited.
This is fucked.
This is fucked.
January 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just opened FB and the top thing on my newsfeed was a post from JD Vance - and it said I following his page. Which I’ve never done, nor even visited.
This is fucked.
This is fucked.
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Martin Luther King, Jr. fought to end our nation's deliberate neglect and abuse of Black Americans. He was relentlessly targeted by our government for his views and pursuit of equality.
At this pivotal moment, we honor his legacy by fighting injustice in all its forms, with everything we've got.
At this pivotal moment, we honor his legacy by fighting injustice in all its forms, with everything we've got.
January 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Martin Luther King, Jr. fought to end our nation's deliberate neglect and abuse of Black Americans. He was relentlessly targeted by our government for his views and pursuit of equality.
At this pivotal moment, we honor his legacy by fighting injustice in all its forms, with everything we've got.
At this pivotal moment, we honor his legacy by fighting injustice in all its forms, with everything we've got.
Brought this over from Insta because it seems to be the most fitting inaugural post for here.
January 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Brought this over from Insta because it seems to be the most fitting inaugural post for here.