Jessica Schlachter
jessicaschlachter.bsky.social
Jessica Schlachter
@jessicaschlachter.bsky.social
Just a Humboldt lady doing her part to create a better community, equipped with plenty of sarcasm and freshly baked cookies.

Not aspiring to be humble.
If you’re raging about Elon Musk, have you called or emailed your congressperson today? Here’s the script I used.
February 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Instagram is censoring results.
January 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Dan: “heyyyy buddy how was your day?”
Me: “I spent three hours caramelizing onions, made chimichurri, baked cookies and brownies, and finally figured out ciabatta bread. Safe to say this was closer to rage cooking than it was to stress baking.”
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Brought this over from Insta because it seems to be the most fitting inaugural post for here.
January 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM