Jessica Knapik ✨
@jessicaknapik.bsky.social
Cohost of What’s Up Weirdo podcast 👽▫️ Cosmetic Tattoo Artist @magickbrows ✨▫️ Spooky Shit Enthusiast▫️ Dog Obsessed ▫️ Horror Queen▫️ 📍Detroit, Michigan
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Hi Bluesky! I cohost a popular podcast called What’s Up Weirdo, we talk paranormal, true crime, strange facts, UFOs, horror, & anything weird. We’re also extremely open & candid on there, with emphasis on kindness always. & if you don’t wanna follow me for that, at least follow for Toad 😂🐶🤎
People can’t afford groceries or medical care and he’s parked in front of gold bullshit holding up a gold bullshit ballroom pic. General strike when
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
People can’t afford groceries or medical care and he’s parked in front of gold bullshit holding up a gold bullshit ballroom pic. General strike when
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Y’all think this is a mf game
October 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Y’all think this is a mf game
Woke up to fireman banging on my door cuz a downed wire was laying down my driveway/on my car & fence into back yard. He said he wasn’t touching it, I had to wait for power co. But my doggie had to go out so I got a branch and flinged it over the fence lol. Dog Mom 1, Death 0
October 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Woke up to fireman banging on my door cuz a downed wire was laying down my driveway/on my car & fence into back yard. He said he wasn’t touching it, I had to wait for power co. But my doggie had to go out so I got a branch and flinged it over the fence lol. Dog Mom 1, Death 0
Took half a Xanax then ordered 6 eyeshadow palettes and a bag of 35 rolls of Pez. It’s called free will, look it up
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Took half a Xanax then ordered 6 eyeshadow palettes and a bag of 35 rolls of Pez. It’s called free will, look it up
The unicorns are out in Ferndale, Michigan for No Kings! 🦄🚫👑
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The unicorns are out in Ferndale, Michigan for No Kings! 🦄🚫👑
Upcoming Yorgos Lanthimos sci-fi movie Bugonia won’t let you see it early unless you SHAVE YOUR HEAD 😳
@focusfeatures.bsky.social #bugonia
@focusfeatures.bsky.social #bugonia
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Upcoming Yorgos Lanthimos sci-fi movie Bugonia won’t let you see it early unless you SHAVE YOUR HEAD 😳
@focusfeatures.bsky.social #bugonia
@focusfeatures.bsky.social #bugonia
Frankenstein spoiler-free mini review ✨ Guillermo del Toro did that
#Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
#Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Frankenstein spoiler-free mini review ✨ Guillermo del Toro did that
#Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
#Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
Just a fake AI video of what’s supposed to be a child hugging a 💀 baby. Hope you people who still fuck with AI are happy with yourselves, this is our shit ass world now
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just a fake AI video of what’s supposed to be a child hugging a 💀 baby. Hope you people who still fuck with AI are happy with yourselves, this is our shit ass world now
Had a 4 hr-ish drive yesterday and binged the new season of #LoveisBlind the whole way and was flipping out so hard I asked the girl at Tim Horton’s if she started it yet and she said no 🤣🫠
#LoveisBlind9
#LoveisBlind9
October 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Had a 4 hr-ish drive yesterday and binged the new season of #LoveisBlind the whole way and was flipping out so hard I asked the girl at Tim Horton’s if she started it yet and she said no 🤣🫠
#LoveisBlind9
#LoveisBlind9
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In her posthumous Netflix episode Famous Last Words, Jane Goodall reflects on life, hope, and humanity’s duty to heal the planet. With wit & sorrow, she imagines sending Trump, Putin, Xi, and Netanyahu “off on Musk’s spaceship.” It’s a final, profound rebuke of ego & evil, over empathy & kindness 🤍🕊️
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
In her posthumous Netflix episode Famous Last Words, Jane Goodall reflects on life, hope, and humanity’s duty to heal the planet. With wit & sorrow, she imagines sending Trump, Putin, Xi, and Netanyahu “off on Musk’s spaceship.” It’s a final, profound rebuke of ego & evil, over empathy & kindness 🤍🕊️
Reposted by Jessica Knapik ✨
My new zine about Michigan's favorite witch is now available!
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September 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My new zine about Michigan's favorite witch is now available!
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They put this on toadskie at the vet & I’m not sure anything has ever been this important 🤣😭♥️🍂🍁
October 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They put this on toadskie at the vet & I’m not sure anything has ever been this important 🤣😭♥️🍂🍁
The Black Phone has a The and the second movie is just Black Phone 2, that’s weird. I have too much tism and ocd for that
September 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Black Phone has a The and the second movie is just Black Phone 2, that’s weird. I have too much tism and ocd for that
Reposted by Jessica Knapik ✨
Got an extra One Battle After Another promo beanie & Bob goatee at the advance screening, To win go follow me on IG or TikTok (ig: bit.ly/4nvMnHx, TT: bit.ly/3Kwrtct), then come back & comment done under this post. I’ll pick a random winner in a few days💕 #obaa
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Got an extra One Battle After Another promo beanie & Bob goatee at the advance screening, To win go follow me on IG or TikTok (ig: bit.ly/4nvMnHx, TT: bit.ly/3Kwrtct), then come back & comment done under this post. I’ll pick a random winner in a few days💕 #obaa
Got an extra One Battle After Another promo beanie & Bob goatee at the advance screening, To win go follow me on IG or TikTok (ig: bit.ly/4nvMnHx, TT: bit.ly/3Kwrtct), then come back & comment done under this post. I’ll pick a random winner in a few days💕 #obaa
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Got an extra One Battle After Another promo beanie & Bob goatee at the advance screening, To win go follow me on IG or TikTok (ig: bit.ly/4nvMnHx, TT: bit.ly/3Kwrtct), then come back & comment done under this post. I’ll pick a random winner in a few days💕 #obaa
Person: What ur just gonna put up your Halloween decorations in early Sept even though it’s not remotely Oct yet
Me:
Me:
September 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Person: What ur just gonna put up your Halloween decorations in early Sept even though it’s not remotely Oct yet
Me:
Me:
I dooooooo 🥹 best behaved social man nug 🤣♥️
September 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I dooooooo 🥹 best behaved social man nug 🤣♥️
I always feel like petting your pets is reiki 🥹 you want them to feel the love from you, & from the universe, it’s more than physical petting it’s intention 🥹♥️
Things that are magick that most people do without realizing it:
•Making birthday candle wishes
•Kissing under mistletoe
•Leaving milk & cookies for Santa
•Looking for 4-leaf clovers
•Hanging a horseshoe for good luck
•Playing "he loves me, loves me not" on flower petals
What else, #witchsky?
•Making birthday candle wishes
•Kissing under mistletoe
•Leaving milk & cookies for Santa
•Looking for 4-leaf clovers
•Hanging a horseshoe for good luck
•Playing "he loves me, loves me not" on flower petals
What else, #witchsky?
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I always feel like petting your pets is reiki 🥹 you want them to feel the love from you, & from the universe, it’s more than physical petting it’s intention 🥹♥️
Spoiler-free review of new Jordan Peele produced football horror film #HIMmovie, Tenney's event with Ghost Stalkers costar @chadlindberg.bsky.social, Plus our upcoming live event with Langly from The X-Files, & more! Listen here: linktree.com/whatsupweirdo
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Spoiler-free review of new Jordan Peele produced football horror film #HIMmovie, Tenney's event with Ghost Stalkers costar @chadlindberg.bsky.social, Plus our upcoming live event with Langly from The X-Files, & more! Listen here: linktree.com/whatsupweirdo
I think #HIMmovie is being hit with a pro-conservative pro-religious & racist online hate campaign and y’all are falling for it hook, line, and sinker. There I said it
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think #HIMmovie is being hit with a pro-conservative pro-religious & racist online hate campaign and y’all are falling for it hook, line, and sinker. There I said it
Good time to bring up Kanopy app again 🙃 @kanopy.com
Said it b4 but y’all sick of $treaming services really have to take advantage of Kanopy 🖤 sign up for local library card online, connect to app, watch movies free. Sitting here wanted to watch The Conversation (1974) almost rented on Amazon, checked Kanopy & now I watch free :) plus support library♥️
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Good time to bring up Kanopy app again 🙃 @kanopy.com