Jessica Knapik ✨
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Jessica Knapik ✨
@jessicaknapik.bsky.social
Cohost of What’s Up Weirdo podcast 👽▫️ Cosmetic Tattoo Artist @magickbrows ✨▫️ Spooky Shit Enthusiast▫️ Dog Obsessed ▫️ Horror Queen▫️ 📍Detroit, Michigan
linktree.com/jessicaknapik
People can’t afford groceries or medical care and he’s parked in front of gold bullshit holding up a gold bullshit ballroom pic. General strike when
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Finally joined threads, find me if we’re homies, idk wtf I’m doing

www.threads.com/@openmyeyest...
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Y’all think this is a mf game
October 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The unicorns are out in Ferndale, Michigan for No Kings! 🦄🚫👑
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Upcoming Yorgos Lanthimos sci-fi movie Bugonia won’t let you see it early unless you SHAVE YOUR HEAD 😳

@focusfeatures.bsky.social #bugonia
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I was quoting the man himself from that article I showed, argue with him
October 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Frankenstein spoiler-free mini review ✨ Guillermo del Toro did that

#Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Channing Tatum is honestly so moving and lovely in everything he does and there should be more respect on his mf name. 

#Roofman
October 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just a fake AI video of what’s supposed to be a child hugging a 💀 baby. Hope you people who still fuck with AI are happy with yourselves, this is our shit ass world now
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
They put this on toadskie at the vet & I’m not sure anything has ever been this important 🤣😭♥️🍂🍁
October 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Got an extra One Battle After Another promo beanie & Bob goatee at the advance screening, To win go follow me on IG or TikTok (ig: bit.ly/4nvMnHx, TT: bit.ly/3Kwrtct), then come back & comment done under this post. I’ll pick a random winner in a few days💕 #obaa
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Person: What ur just gonna put up your Halloween decorations in early Sept even though it’s not remotely Oct yet

Me:
September 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
September 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Spoiler-free review of new Jordan Peele produced football horror film #HIMmovie, Tenney's event with Ghost Stalkers costar @chadlindberg.bsky.social, Plus our upcoming live event with Langly from The X-Files, & more! Listen here: linktree.com/whatsupweirdo
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Got another one 🌚 @kanopy.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Bye fascists 😮‍💨

#cancelhulu #canceldisney
September 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hannah Einbinder rules 🔥

#Hacks #emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Come hang Sept 26 7pm! Us! Toad! Langly from The X-Files!! 👽 We’ll tell some spooky stories & Dean will do whatever he wants, & WE WILL HAVE THE BEST TIME. Event in Ferndale MI. Top Secret location will be revealed in ticket confirmation email. Tix here: weirdlectures.ticketspice.com/hauntedufopa...
September 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
September 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Another normal day on social media 🤡🔪
August 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tired: patriotic

Wired: necrotic
August 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you had a coworker at your job come to work with a hat on that said “*their own last name* was right about everything” Every single employee would think they were the cringiest weirdest motherfucker alive and everyone would instantly start a group mission to get them fired
August 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oh you’ve watched Weapons and Sinners? Now watch 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗦, just trust meeeeeeeee 👀🩸
August 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
NEW What’s Up Weirdo podcast episode 👻 Spoiler-free reviews of James Gunn’s Superman, & new horror reboot sequel I Know What You Did Last Summer, Plus South Park, Supernatural, Code Enforcement (again), SpongeBob headstones, The Sycamore Gap tree, Panda facts + much more! Linktree.com/whatsupweirdo
July 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM