Jess Whitehead
@jessewhitehead.bsky.social
Actor, director, comedian, podcaster, caregiver, bon vivant, raconteur, panhandler. Genderfluid, She/her
At a passing glance, the Predator: Badlands poster vaguely reminds me of something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
At a passing glance, the Predator: Badlands poster vaguely reminds me of something.
How are there not 30 different true crime podcasts about the guy who wrote Traxx starring Shadoe Stevens?
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
How are there not 30 different true crime podcasts about the guy who wrote Traxx starring Shadoe Stevens?
Love to see Doug Walker catching strays.
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Love to see Doug Walker catching strays.
Based on a conversation I had earlier. I was the one throwing the chair.
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Based on a conversation I had earlier. I was the one throwing the chair.
It used to be you needed special John Carpenter sunglasses to see that shit on billboards.
October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It used to be you needed special John Carpenter sunglasses to see that shit on billboards.
Has Emerald Fennel mentioned how she managed to cast young John Kerry in Withering Heights?
October 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Has Emerald Fennel mentioned how she managed to cast young John Kerry in Withering Heights?
It’s time for America’s new favorite game show: Michael Stuhlbarg or Stephen Root?
October 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’s time for America’s new favorite game show: Michael Stuhlbarg or Stephen Root?
Sometimes you accidentally pause the TV on the exact right moment of Leighton Meester’s face.
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sometimes you accidentally pause the TV on the exact right moment of Leighton Meester’s face.
This is the funniest fucking thing ever. The vast majority of people publicly mourning Charlie Kirk do not give a shit about Kirk or his family. They’re just opportunists and grifters jumping at the chance to blame the left for something one of their own actually did.
September 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is the funniest fucking thing ever. The vast majority of people publicly mourning Charlie Kirk do not give a shit about Kirk or his family. They’re just opportunists and grifters jumping at the chance to blame the left for something one of their own actually did.
It’s really hard to take conservatives getting upset about the death of Charlie Kirk seriously when this is the exact same way they reacted to a regional restaurant chain changing their logo.
September 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s really hard to take conservatives getting upset about the death of Charlie Kirk seriously when this is the exact same way they reacted to a regional restaurant chain changing their logo.
Reposted by Jess Whitehead
The only good part of this ludicrous canonization of Charlie Kirk as an MLK of the right is how much Charlie Kirk would have hated the comparison.
September 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The only good part of this ludicrous canonization of Charlie Kirk as an MLK of the right is how much Charlie Kirk would have hated the comparison.
When you decide to be a willing propagandist for a murderous, genocidal, fascist regime, you have to be prepared to accept that getting shot might end up being the cost of doing business.
September 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When you decide to be a willing propagandist for a murderous, genocidal, fascist regime, you have to be prepared to accept that getting shot might end up being the cost of doing business.
They should spend the whole publicity tour for this new Downton Abbey movie talking about it how it’s a tribute to Maggie Smith’s memory and legacy. Then people go see the movie and it turns out there’s a shitty looking, very unconvincing CGI Maggie Smith in every scene. That would be hilarious.
September 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They should spend the whole publicity tour for this new Downton Abbey movie talking about it how it’s a tribute to Maggie Smith’s memory and legacy. Then people go see the movie and it turns out there’s a shitty looking, very unconvincing CGI Maggie Smith in every scene. That would be hilarious.
Jacob Tremblay is turning out to be one of those child actors who look very different as they grow older.
August 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Jacob Tremblay is turning out to be one of those child actors who look very different as they grow older.
Today in “There Is Never A Reason To Treat Conservatives With Respect”, MAGA is pretending that a minimalist corporate logo redesign is somehow “woke” and an assault on American values.
August 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Today in “There Is Never A Reason To Treat Conservatives With Respect”, MAGA is pretending that a minimalist corporate logo redesign is somehow “woke” and an assault on American values.
I know saying this won’t make me any friends here, but I can’t keep this inside any longer. I don’t think Will Smith was a very good Doctor Manhattan.
August 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I know saying this won’t make me any friends here, but I can’t keep this inside any longer. I don’t think Will Smith was a very good Doctor Manhattan.
“Please, I need real art. This knockoff shit by The Newsboys and Jars Of Clay is unbearable. I’ll latch on to anything. ANYTHING!”
August 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Please, I need real art. This knockoff shit by The Newsboys and Jars Of Clay is unbearable. I’ll latch on to anything. ANYTHING!”
Reposted by Jess Whitehead
Studio Ghibli's is known for its films 'Princess Mononoke', and 'Princess Mononoke 2', and 'EBOSHI: A Princess Mononoke Story'
again its cool this movie did well and I am beyond excited that something original is successful and it's great for the people who made it that there's more
but I don't think the goal or result of making a cool original thing should be "establishing a new IP" we can just keep making new things
but I don't think the goal or result of making a cool original thing should be "establishing a new IP" we can just keep making new things
July 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Studio Ghibli's is known for its films 'Princess Mononoke', and 'Princess Mononoke 2', and 'EBOSHI: A Princess Mononoke Story'
Zionists become more sweaty and desperate by the hour.
"Nobody has ever said 'Free Tibet'" is the funniest argument I have ever heard. Simply look at any supermarket parking lot and you'll see a weathered "Free Tibet" bumper sticker on someone's car...
August 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Zionists become more sweaty and desperate by the hour.
I just got the Vinegar Syndrome 4K release of Dirty Work. I’m watching the painstakingly restored Dirtier Cut and I gotta say, some of these jokes work better when they’re toned down for a PG-13.
July 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I just got the Vinegar Syndrome 4K release of Dirty Work. I’m watching the painstakingly restored Dirtier Cut and I gotta say, some of these jokes work better when they’re toned down for a PG-13.
Reposted by Jess Whitehead
the first reason to not entertain compromises on trans people’s right to play sports is that people should be able to participate in society by playing sports.
the second reason to not entertain compromises on trans people’s right to play sports is IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT MORE THAN SPORTS.
the second reason to not entertain compromises on trans people’s right to play sports is IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT MORE THAN SPORTS.
by 2020, before the springer buyout, politico did a journalism& got one of the guys spearheading the attack on trans people to nakedly explain it was never about sports, that sports was the easiest way to break solidarity with trans people.
i don't direct link politico.🧵
archive.is/7Jkuv
i don't direct link politico.🧵
archive.is/7Jkuv
July 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
the first reason to not entertain compromises on trans people’s right to play sports is that people should be able to participate in society by playing sports.
the second reason to not entertain compromises on trans people’s right to play sports is IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT MORE THAN SPORTS.
the second reason to not entertain compromises on trans people’s right to play sports is IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT MORE THAN SPORTS.
Have there been any updates on when we’re getting a second season of Inhumans? We’ve been on tenterhooks waiting to find out more about Black Bolt and Medusa. It’s a shame it’s taking so long, what with Scott Buck being the most in-demand showrunner in television.
July 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Have there been any updates on when we’re getting a second season of Inhumans? We’ve been on tenterhooks waiting to find out more about Black Bolt and Medusa. It’s a shame it’s taking so long, what with Scott Buck being the most in-demand showrunner in television.
I fucking hate people like this because this is the kind of post that turns me into a crotchety old person complaining that the youth are too coddled. I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON AND SHE’S MAKING ME!
July 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I fucking hate people like this because this is the kind of post that turns me into a crotchety old person complaining that the youth are too coddled. I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON AND SHE’S MAKING ME!