Jess Whitehead
@jessewhitehead.bsky.social
Actor, director, comedian, podcaster, caregiver, bon vivant, raconteur, panhandler. Genderfluid, She/her
At a passing glance, the Predator: Badlands poster vaguely reminds me of something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
At a passing glance, the Predator: Badlands poster vaguely reminds me of something.
How are there not 30 different true crime podcasts about the guy who wrote Traxx starring Shadoe Stevens?
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
How are there not 30 different true crime podcasts about the guy who wrote Traxx starring Shadoe Stevens?
Love to see Doug Walker catching strays.
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Love to see Doug Walker catching strays.
Based on a conversation I had earlier. I was the one throwing the chair.
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Based on a conversation I had earlier. I was the one throwing the chair.
It used to be you needed special John Carpenter sunglasses to see that shit on billboards.
October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It used to be you needed special John Carpenter sunglasses to see that shit on billboards.
Has Emerald Fennel mentioned how she managed to cast young John Kerry in Withering Heights?
October 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Has Emerald Fennel mentioned how she managed to cast young John Kerry in Withering Heights?
It’s time for America’s new favorite game show: Michael Stuhlbarg or Stephen Root?
October 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’s time for America’s new favorite game show: Michael Stuhlbarg or Stephen Root?
Sometimes you accidentally pause the TV on the exact right moment of Leighton Meester’s face.
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sometimes you accidentally pause the TV on the exact right moment of Leighton Meester’s face.
This is the funniest fucking thing ever. The vast majority of people publicly mourning Charlie Kirk do not give a shit about Kirk or his family. They’re just opportunists and grifters jumping at the chance to blame the left for something one of their own actually did.
September 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is the funniest fucking thing ever. The vast majority of people publicly mourning Charlie Kirk do not give a shit about Kirk or his family. They’re just opportunists and grifters jumping at the chance to blame the left for something one of their own actually did.
Jacob Tremblay is turning out to be one of those child actors who look very different as they grow older.
August 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Jacob Tremblay is turning out to be one of those child actors who look very different as they grow older.
Glasses are also woke.
August 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Glasses are also woke.
Today in “There Is Never A Reason To Treat Conservatives With Respect”, MAGA is pretending that a minimalist corporate logo redesign is somehow “woke” and an assault on American values.
August 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Today in “There Is Never A Reason To Treat Conservatives With Respect”, MAGA is pretending that a minimalist corporate logo redesign is somehow “woke” and an assault on American values.
I know saying this won’t make me any friends here, but I can’t keep this inside any longer. I don’t think Will Smith was a very good Doctor Manhattan.
August 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I know saying this won’t make me any friends here, but I can’t keep this inside any longer. I don’t think Will Smith was a very good Doctor Manhattan.
“Please, I need real art. This knockoff shit by The Newsboys and Jars Of Clay is unbearable. I’ll latch on to anything. ANYTHING!”
August 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Please, I need real art. This knockoff shit by The Newsboys and Jars Of Clay is unbearable. I’ll latch on to anything. ANYTHING!”
I just got the Vinegar Syndrome 4K release of Dirty Work. I’m watching the painstakingly restored Dirtier Cut and I gotta say, some of these jokes work better when they’re toned down for a PG-13.
July 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I just got the Vinegar Syndrome 4K release of Dirty Work. I’m watching the painstakingly restored Dirtier Cut and I gotta say, some of these jokes work better when they’re toned down for a PG-13.
Have there been any updates on when we’re getting a second season of Inhumans? We’ve been on tenterhooks waiting to find out more about Black Bolt and Medusa. It’s a shame it’s taking so long, what with Scott Buck being the most in-demand showrunner in television.
July 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Have there been any updates on when we’re getting a second season of Inhumans? We’ve been on tenterhooks waiting to find out more about Black Bolt and Medusa. It’s a shame it’s taking so long, what with Scott Buck being the most in-demand showrunner in television.
I fucking hate people like this because this is the kind of post that turns me into a crotchety old person complaining that the youth are too coddled. I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON AND SHE’S MAKING ME!
July 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I fucking hate people like this because this is the kind of post that turns me into a crotchety old person complaining that the youth are too coddled. I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON AND SHE’S MAKING ME!
Pretty sure those are the same guy, Wikipedia.
July 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Pretty sure those are the same guy, Wikipedia.
It’s a shame they never made a second album. Their first one was a banger and their picture on the cover was sexy as hell.
July 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It’s a shame they never made a second album. Their first one was a banger and their picture on the cover was sexy as hell.
The first time I ever went to the movies. My dad said he’d never seen me so well behaved before.
July 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The first time I ever went to the movies. My dad said he’d never seen me so well behaved before.
“The woke left made me put pedo shit in my game.”
July 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“The woke left made me put pedo shit in my game.”
Star Wars hasn’t had a new movie in six years. Classic Mad. Always on the cutting edge.
July 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Star Wars hasn’t had a new movie in six years. Classic Mad. Always on the cutting edge.
CW: mass shooting
I found a Snyder bro in Latin America advocating for shooting up a movie theater, just in case you were wondering how unhinged these cultists have gotten over a goddamn Superman movie.
I found a Snyder bro in Latin America advocating for shooting up a movie theater, just in case you were wondering how unhinged these cultists have gotten over a goddamn Superman movie.
July 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
CW: mass shooting
I found a Snyder bro in Latin America advocating for shooting up a movie theater, just in case you were wondering how unhinged these cultists have gotten over a goddamn Superman movie.
I found a Snyder bro in Latin America advocating for shooting up a movie theater, just in case you were wondering how unhinged these cultists have gotten over a goddamn Superman movie.