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Hello, funeral parlor? One funeral for my sense of self, please.

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McBride: Look, people are clutching their pearls at this guy yelling something at the president. They are more offended by a worker standing up to the president and calling him out for his hypocrisy than they are by the president trying to cover up for a human trafficking ring
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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A genuine federalised Sturmabteilung is marching through your fucking streets, and you’re like “how will this message play in Boise in ‘28” what fucking world are you living in? That world is dead
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
It has been said to death, but so much for no new wars. So much isolationist circle jerking leading up to the '24 election. Where is that sentiment now?

I have genuinely tried to assume the best of some on the right. Turns out, they really do just believe in nothing.
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Chat, are we cooked?
REPORTER: Would a Russian oligarch be eligible for a gold card?

TRUMP: Yeah, possibly. Hey. I know some Russian oligarchs that are very nice people.
February 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE INTERGALACTIC COWBOY
SOME CALL ME THE GANGSTA OF LOOOOVE
January 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Americans when you ban their favorite video app.
January 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Can't wait for NFL draft season again. Sports social media accounts are gonna post those pictures of teams that drafted QBs where it's like "WHO'S GONNA STOP THIS SQUAD?! 🤔👀" Only for that team to go like 4-13.
December 6, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Bro, what an absolute fucking travesty. I would hope this eventually gets slapped down by the Supreme Court, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

apnews.com/article/texa...
Texas education board approves optional Bible-infused curriculum for elementary schools
Texas’ education board has voted to allow Bible-infused teachings in elementary schools. The approval Friday follows other Republican-led states that have pushed this year to give religion a larger pr...
apnews.com
November 22, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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"Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice." — Charles Kettering
November 22, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I never picked Mudkip because I'm a heathen.

#pokemon
November 22, 2024 at 5:31 AM
The Steelers losing tonight genuinely makes me wonder how we even know what teams are truly GOOD during the regular season.

I was thinking they were an AFC championship caliber team, and now I'm just not sure.

#nfl #steelers #football #Browns
November 22, 2024 at 4:36 AM
The one thing that sucks about fall in AZ is we are SEVERELY lacking good hard cider options. I might just find the motivation to go to Total Wine or something though and see if they have any options from out of state cider houses.

Any recommendations from all two people that might see this? ;)
October 22, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Was having a blast playing Dragon Quest XIS for weeks only to find out today they removed it from the PlayStation Plus catalog.

What the fuck, Sony?

More reason to advocate for physical media, I guess.
October 21, 2024 at 12:56 AM
So, my wife and I always do a Halloween movie marathon of sorts during the month of October. Basically horror or just movies that have Halloween vibes. We now have a young son, and horror stuff is more off the table this year for uh obvious reasons.

Any non horror movies y'all can recommend?
October 19, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I don't really know how to Bluesky yet, but I guess people are posting their top ten video games?

In no real order:
⚖️Ace Attorney Series
☢️Fallout: New Vegas
🃏Persona 5 Royal
🌚Majora's Mask
🔗Ocarina of Time
🕺Disco Elysium
⚔️Shining Force
🗝️Kingdom Hearts II
🏍️Pokémon Colosseum
🌌Star Wars KOTOR
October 18, 2024 at 11:55 PM