Jesse Writes Sometimes
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Hello, funeral parlor? One funeral for my sense of self, please.
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I guess if he took most of the HC openings right now he'd probably have a bad record next year and just be scapegoated again.
Tampa would be a great spot for him if Bowles does get fired.
Tampa would be a great spot for him if Bowles does get fired.
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I guess if he took most of the HC openings right now he'd probably have a bad record next year and just be scapegoated again.
Tampa would be a great spot for him if Bowles does get fired.
Tampa would be a great spot for him if Bowles does get fired.
You know this fucking dork thinks he's such an alpha male too. Somebody needs to step up and start bullying these Nazi nerds.
January 15, 2026 at 7:14 PM
You know this fucking dork thinks he's such an alpha male too. Somebody needs to step up and start bullying these Nazi nerds.
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McBride: Look, people are clutching their pearls at this guy yelling something at the president. They are more offended by a worker standing up to the president and calling him out for his hypocrisy than they are by the president trying to cover up for a human trafficking ring
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
McBride: Look, people are clutching their pearls at this guy yelling something at the president. They are more offended by a worker standing up to the president and calling him out for his hypocrisy than they are by the president trying to cover up for a human trafficking ring
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISEMAN. COULDN'T CUT IT AS AN ADAM THIELEN.
January 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISEMAN. COULDN'T CUT IT AS AN ADAM THIELEN.
Not a Steelers fan, but I can understand the frustration. Nothing but respect for Tomlin, but I would honestly rather have some rough years with some high draft picks than being mid and not making it past the wild card round for eight years.
January 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Not a Steelers fan, but I can understand the frustration. Nothing but respect for Tomlin, but I would honestly rather have some rough years with some high draft picks than being mid and not making it past the wild card round for eight years.
I hate to be the guy to go to bat for him, but Jay Cutler was honestly pretty good. Caleb absolutely eclipses him on talent, but until he sustains the success beyond this season, I'd give the edge slightly to Cutler.
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I hate to be the guy to go to bat for him, but Jay Cutler was honestly pretty good. Caleb absolutely eclipses him on talent, but until he sustains the success beyond this season, I'd give the edge slightly to Cutler.
Bootlickerpalooza
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Bootlickerpalooza
Very few images encapsulate this level of "TOTALLY RADICAL!"
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Very few images encapsulate this level of "TOTALLY RADICAL!"
So is there a specific day they pay out each year? I need a Chris Davis day to go with my Bobby Bonilla day celebrations.
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
So is there a specific day they pay out each year? I need a Chris Davis day to go with my Bobby Bonilla day celebrations.
I'VE GOT IT! LET'S REPLACE OUR LEGENDARY HEAD COACH WITH JEFF FISHER'S DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR FROM TENNESSEE!
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I'VE GOT IT! LET'S REPLACE OUR LEGENDARY HEAD COACH WITH JEFF FISHER'S DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR FROM TENNESSEE!
That's disappointing news. All this talk about borders gave me hope that Borders was still operating in the shadows.
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
That's disappointing news. All this talk about borders gave me hope that Borders was still operating in the shadows.
AND IF YOU WANNA SCORE ON OFFENSE. JUST GO AHEAD NOW.
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
AND IF YOU WANNA SCORE ON OFFENSE. JUST GO AHEAD NOW.
Another Octodad game would save the world, I think.
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Another Octodad game would save the world, I think.
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
Winning political games is more important to these people than stopping fascism. The sad thing, of course, is that they're not even winning the games with their spineless "strategies."
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Winning political games is more important to these people than stopping fascism. The sad thing, of course, is that they're not even winning the games with their spineless "strategies."
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A genuine federalised Sturmabteilung is marching through your fucking streets, and you’re like “how will this message play in Boise in ‘28” what fucking world are you living in? That world is dead
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
A genuine federalised Sturmabteilung is marching through your fucking streets, and you’re like “how will this message play in Boise in ‘28” what fucking world are you living in? That world is dead
It's kind of wild the last consistent QB they had was a couple of weirdly good years of Mark Sanchez. If you don't count him, the injured remains of Chad Pennington.
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It's kind of wild the last consistent QB they had was a couple of weirdly good years of Mark Sanchez. If you don't count him, the injured remains of Chad Pennington.
It has been said to death, but so much for no new wars. So much isolationist circle jerking leading up to the '24 election. Where is that sentiment now?
I have genuinely tried to assume the best of some on the right. Turns out, they really do just believe in nothing.
I have genuinely tried to assume the best of some on the right. Turns out, they really do just believe in nothing.
Breaking: Attacking Iran with airstrikes is "on the table" amid deadly anti-government protests, his press secretary said.
US airstrikes on Iran 'on the table,' Trump White House says
Attacking Iran with airstrikes is "on the table" as President Donald Trump weighs military options in the country, his press secretary said.
bit.ly
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
It has been said to death, but so much for no new wars. So much isolationist circle jerking leading up to the '24 election. Where is that sentiment now?
I have genuinely tried to assume the best of some on the right. Turns out, they really do just believe in nothing.
I have genuinely tried to assume the best of some on the right. Turns out, they really do just believe in nothing.
Apparently the developer would go on to become part of Rockstar. I wonder if Kermit will be in GTA 6?
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Apparently the developer would go on to become part of Rockstar. I wonder if Kermit will be in GTA 6?
I really hate how the narrative around Darnold seems to be that he's like a Daniel Jones-esque QB. Dude had a spectacular season last year. Did he play awfully in the playoffs? Yeah, but he had a better game than Love and Herbert did. Anyone bitching about how they're"turning into a pumpkin?"
March 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I really hate how the narrative around Darnold seems to be that he's like a Daniel Jones-esque QB. Dude had a spectacular season last year. Did he play awfully in the playoffs? Yeah, but he had a better game than Love and Herbert did. Anyone bitching about how they're"turning into a pumpkin?"
Americans acting like they wouldn't boo a country's anthem if their leader toyed around with the idea of taking away their sovereignty.
March 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Americans acting like they wouldn't boo a country's anthem if their leader toyed around with the idea of taking away their sovereignty.
Chat, are we cooked?
REPORTER: Would a Russian oligarch be eligible for a gold card?
TRUMP: Yeah, possibly. Hey. I know some Russian oligarchs that are very nice people.
TRUMP: Yeah, possibly. Hey. I know some Russian oligarchs that are very nice people.
February 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Chat, are we cooked?
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February 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
"Oh cool, my brain must be valuable on drugs. I'm gonna go buy more crack!"
February 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"Oh cool, my brain must be valuable on drugs. I'm gonna go buy more crack!"