JessicaBlack
@jessbheart.bsky.social
Millennial Mutant Muscle Mommy's Memes and Horny Postings!
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Throw Bricks @ Nazi Pricks
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Throw Bricks @ Nazi Pricks
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JessicaBlack
@jessbheart.bsky.social
· Mar 6
Just realized I never posted these here.. This was one of my favorite comms. Big props to @oppaiforge.bsky.social .. guess it's been like two years now sense they did this one for me.
I'm not planning to start promoting Catholic or any other religions at any point. With that said, the Pope is really changing my opinions on their church this last year or so.. maybe they ain't so bad.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm not planning to start promoting Catholic or any other religions at any point. With that said, the Pope is really changing my opinions on their church this last year or so.. maybe they ain't so bad.
Leavenworth is clearly the correct course of action at this point.
The charges are legion, just take your pick or have the nerds pull an all night'r and make a full list, either way none of this is complicated, it's just a matter of logistics.
Removed from the offices, charged with the crimes. LFG
The charges are legion, just take your pick or have the nerds pull an all night'r and make a full list, either way none of this is complicated, it's just a matter of logistics.
Removed from the offices, charged with the crimes. LFG
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Leavenworth is clearly the correct course of action at this point.
The charges are legion, just take your pick or have the nerds pull an all night'r and make a full list, either way none of this is complicated, it's just a matter of logistics.
Removed from the offices, charged with the crimes. LFG
The charges are legion, just take your pick or have the nerds pull an all night'r and make a full list, either way none of this is complicated, it's just a matter of logistics.
Removed from the offices, charged with the crimes. LFG
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Me, slowly peeling apples:
"I WILL not scream at cretins online over pie..
I will NOT scream at cretins online over pie..
I will not SCREAM at cretins online over pie.."
"I WILL not scream at cretins online over pie..
I will NOT scream at cretins online over pie..
I will not SCREAM at cretins online over pie.."
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Me, slowly peeling apples:
"I WILL not scream at cretins online over pie..
I will NOT scream at cretins online over pie..
I will not SCREAM at cretins online over pie.."
"I WILL not scream at cretins online over pie..
I will NOT scream at cretins online over pie..
I will not SCREAM at cretins online over pie.."
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The way some of you people post about pie has me ready to get real Appalachian real fast..
"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson
"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The way some of you people post about pie has me ready to get real Appalachian real fast..
"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson
"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson
SO MUCH THIS..
As a kid I looked up to Senator, then astronaut, Kelly.. I figured for sure he would be dependable in Trump2.0. Instead.. He voted yes for Trumps nominees etc and now is giving us a half measures instead of calling for impeachment..
I wanna be supportive, but I need more from him.
As a kid I looked up to Senator, then astronaut, Kelly.. I figured for sure he would be dependable in Trump2.0. Instead.. He voted yes for Trumps nominees etc and now is giving us a half measures instead of calling for impeachment..
I wanna be supportive, but I need more from him.
The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
SO MUCH THIS..
As a kid I looked up to Senator, then astronaut, Kelly.. I figured for sure he would be dependable in Trump2.0. Instead.. He voted yes for Trumps nominees etc and now is giving us a half measures instead of calling for impeachment..
I wanna be supportive, but I need more from him.
As a kid I looked up to Senator, then astronaut, Kelly.. I figured for sure he would be dependable in Trump2.0. Instead.. He voted yes for Trumps nominees etc and now is giving us a half measures instead of calling for impeachment..
I wanna be supportive, but I need more from him.
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I just read someone saying that Michelle Yeoh is really just a dancer sense her background is in ballet.. Annnd now I want to punch their opinion.. like wtf..
That's like saying Keanu Reeves is really just an actor and doesn't know anything about guns.. like come TF on, what are you smoking??
That's like saying Keanu Reeves is really just an actor and doesn't know anything about guns.. like come TF on, what are you smoking??
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I just read someone saying that Michelle Yeoh is really just a dancer sense her background is in ballet.. Annnd now I want to punch their opinion.. like wtf..
That's like saying Keanu Reeves is really just an actor and doesn't know anything about guns.. like come TF on, what are you smoking??
That's like saying Keanu Reeves is really just an actor and doesn't know anything about guns.. like come TF on, what are you smoking??
People who think birds are "cute" or that they can be kept as "pets" are a special kind of crazy that I will never ever never understand..
THEY ARE DINOSAURS.. SOME OF THEM CAN TALK... You are F'n CRAZY if you think these creatures are anything other than our mortal enemies.
THEY ARE DINOSAURS.. SOME OF THEM CAN TALK... You are F'n CRAZY if you think these creatures are anything other than our mortal enemies.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
People who think birds are "cute" or that they can be kept as "pets" are a special kind of crazy that I will never ever never understand..
THEY ARE DINOSAURS.. SOME OF THEM CAN TALK... You are F'n CRAZY if you think these creatures are anything other than our mortal enemies.
THEY ARE DINOSAURS.. SOME OF THEM CAN TALK... You are F'n CRAZY if you think these creatures are anything other than our mortal enemies.
Well, my temperature's risin' and my feet left the floor
Crazy people knockin' 'cause they're wantin' some more
Let me in, baby, I don't know what you got
But you better take it easy, this place is hot!
And I'm so glad we made it (whoo!)
So glad we made it
You got to gimme some-a lovin'!
Crazy people knockin' 'cause they're wantin' some more
Let me in, baby, I don't know what you got
But you better take it easy, this place is hot!
And I'm so glad we made it (whoo!)
So glad we made it
You got to gimme some-a lovin'!
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Well, my temperature's risin' and my feet left the floor
Crazy people knockin' 'cause they're wantin' some more
Let me in, baby, I don't know what you got
But you better take it easy, this place is hot!
And I'm so glad we made it (whoo!)
So glad we made it
You got to gimme some-a lovin'!
Crazy people knockin' 'cause they're wantin' some more
Let me in, baby, I don't know what you got
But you better take it easy, this place is hot!
And I'm so glad we made it (whoo!)
So glad we made it
You got to gimme some-a lovin'!
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I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
Does Charlie Kirk's wife count or would that be "anyone" not anything? Do couches count?
Has JD Vance done anything as VP besides go on podcasts and complain?
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Does Charlie Kirk's wife count or would that be "anyone" not anything? Do couches count?
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lmfao...
Trump is bending the knee to Mamdani SO hard right now.. this shit is hilarious to watch... "I've been called a lot worse than a despot" omg i'm die'n laughing 🤣
Trump is bending the knee to Mamdani SO hard right now.. this shit is hilarious to watch... "I've been called a lot worse than a despot" omg i'm die'n laughing 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
lmfao...
Trump is bending the knee to Mamdani SO hard right now.. this shit is hilarious to watch... "I've been called a lot worse than a despot" omg i'm die'n laughing 🤣
Trump is bending the knee to Mamdani SO hard right now.. this shit is hilarious to watch... "I've been called a lot worse than a despot" omg i'm die'n laughing 🤣
I'm just out here trying to enjoy a day and watch some packs I'm too poor to afford get opened while I browse youtube and The Professor over @tolariancommunitycollege.com is about to make me cry.... way to donate that money Prof, you sir are an inspiration.
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm just out here trying to enjoy a day and watch some packs I'm too poor to afford get opened while I browse youtube and The Professor over @tolariancommunitycollege.com is about to make me cry.... way to donate that money Prof, you sir are an inspiration.
Accusation? To do list? Live bleeting some show i don't knwo about? Sportsball game? the questions abound...
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Accusation? To do list? Live bleeting some show i don't knwo about? Sportsball game? the questions abound...
The thing about people like this.. they will most assuredly be very loudly and proudly wrong about something else in the future; They only recognize that they were wrong.
They do not take ownership of the demonstrated fact that they are stupid and easily manipulated people who readily believe lies.
They do not take ownership of the demonstrated fact that they are stupid and easily manipulated people who readily believe lies.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The thing about people like this.. they will most assuredly be very loudly and proudly wrong about something else in the future; They only recognize that they were wrong.
They do not take ownership of the demonstrated fact that they are stupid and easily manipulated people who readily believe lies.
They do not take ownership of the demonstrated fact that they are stupid and easily manipulated people who readily believe lies.
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Me finding out that they made AI Jesus and the Pope doesn't like it and he's having lunch with trans people this weekend..
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Me finding out that they made AI Jesus and the Pope doesn't like it and he's having lunch with trans people this weekend..
To be fair..
There is no evidence that Hillary has ever given Bill a BJ..
In fact most of the problems on planet earth may actually have the root cause of "Hillary should of sucked more dick, but now we've got this situation instead." .. For all we know it could of prevented 9/11.
There is no evidence that Hillary has ever given Bill a BJ..
In fact most of the problems on planet earth may actually have the root cause of "Hillary should of sucked more dick, but now we've got this situation instead." .. For all we know it could of prevented 9/11.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
To be fair..
There is no evidence that Hillary has ever given Bill a BJ..
In fact most of the problems on planet earth may actually have the root cause of "Hillary should of sucked more dick, but now we've got this situation instead." .. For all we know it could of prevented 9/11.
There is no evidence that Hillary has ever given Bill a BJ..
In fact most of the problems on planet earth may actually have the root cause of "Hillary should of sucked more dick, but now we've got this situation instead." .. For all we know it could of prevented 9/11.
Oh how i want to hear Clinton in that silly southern accent say "You know.. I tried to tell Trump that his mouth was too pretty for him to be in politics.. men like that just aren't cut out for this kind of work."
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Oh how i want to hear Clinton in that silly southern accent say "You know.. I tried to tell Trump that his mouth was too pretty for him to be in politics.. men like that just aren't cut out for this kind of work."
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you ever notice how trans women love strawberries?
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
you ever notice how trans women love strawberries?
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