JessicaBlack
@jessbheart.bsky.social
Millennial Mutant Muscle Mommy's Memes and Horny Postings!
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Throw Bricks @ Nazi Pricks
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Throw Bricks @ Nazi Pricks
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JessicaBlack
@jessbheart.bsky.social
· Mar 6
Just realized I never posted these here.. This was one of my favorite comms. Big props to @oppaiforge.bsky.social .. guess it's been like two years now sense they did this one for me.
I'm just out here trying to enjoy a day and watch some packs I'm too poor to afford get opened while I browse youtube and The Professor over @tolariancommunitycollege.com is about to make me cry.... way to donate that money Prof, you sir are an inspiration.
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm just out here trying to enjoy a day and watch some packs I'm too poor to afford get opened while I browse youtube and The Professor over @tolariancommunitycollege.com is about to make me cry.... way to donate that money Prof, you sir are an inspiration.
Accusation? To do list? Live bleeting some show i don't knwo about? Sportsball game? the questions abound...
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Accusation? To do list? Live bleeting some show i don't knwo about? Sportsball game? the questions abound...
The thing about people like this.. they will most assuredly be very loudly and proudly wrong about something else in the future; They only recognize that they were wrong.
They do not take ownership of the demonstrated fact that they are stupid and easily manipulated people who readily believe lies.
They do not take ownership of the demonstrated fact that they are stupid and easily manipulated people who readily believe lies.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The thing about people like this.. they will most assuredly be very loudly and proudly wrong about something else in the future; They only recognize that they were wrong.
They do not take ownership of the demonstrated fact that they are stupid and easily manipulated people who readily believe lies.
They do not take ownership of the demonstrated fact that they are stupid and easily manipulated people who readily believe lies.
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Me finding out that they made AI Jesus and the Pope doesn't like it and he's having lunch with trans people this weekend..
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Me finding out that they made AI Jesus and the Pope doesn't like it and he's having lunch with trans people this weekend..
To be fair..
There is no evidence that Hillary has ever given Bill a BJ..
In fact most of the problems on planet earth may actually have the root cause of "Hillary should of sucked more dick, but now we've got this situation instead." .. For all we know it could of prevented 9/11.
There is no evidence that Hillary has ever given Bill a BJ..
In fact most of the problems on planet earth may actually have the root cause of "Hillary should of sucked more dick, but now we've got this situation instead." .. For all we know it could of prevented 9/11.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
To be fair..
There is no evidence that Hillary has ever given Bill a BJ..
In fact most of the problems on planet earth may actually have the root cause of "Hillary should of sucked more dick, but now we've got this situation instead." .. For all we know it could of prevented 9/11.
There is no evidence that Hillary has ever given Bill a BJ..
In fact most of the problems on planet earth may actually have the root cause of "Hillary should of sucked more dick, but now we've got this situation instead." .. For all we know it could of prevented 9/11.
Oh how i want to hear Clinton in that silly southern accent say "You know.. I tried to tell Trump that his mouth was too pretty for him to be in politics.. men like that just aren't cut out for this kind of work."
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Oh how i want to hear Clinton in that silly southern accent say "You know.. I tried to tell Trump that his mouth was too pretty for him to be in politics.. men like that just aren't cut out for this kind of work."
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you ever notice how trans women love strawberries?
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
you ever notice how trans women love strawberries?
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Why TF does a 12oz/350ml can of Dr. Pepper either last for 5 hours or 5 mins and none of the times in between.
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why TF does a 12oz/350ml can of Dr. Pepper either last for 5 hours or 5 mins and none of the times in between.
Honestly.. I can not name something that explains his behavior better than that.. Maybe being paid off by billionaires or w/e but he was a major NY city/state politician back in the 90s.. it's quite plausible that he has some dealings with Jeffery at some point back in the day.
Frankly, I’m now wondering if even Schumer is in the Epstein files.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Honestly.. I can not name something that explains his behavior better than that.. Maybe being paid off by billionaires or w/e but he was a major NY city/state politician back in the 90s.. it's quite plausible that he has some dealings with Jeffery at some point back in the day.
This really is the main root of several issues..
Most Americans who graduated after ... 2000ish... can't read at an adult level.. hence all the childish nonsense.
Most Americans who graduated after ... 2000ish... can't read at an adult level.. hence all the childish nonsense.
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This really is the main root of several issues..
Most Americans who graduated after ... 2000ish... can't read at an adult level.. hence all the childish nonsense.
Most Americans who graduated after ... 2000ish... can't read at an adult level.. hence all the childish nonsense.
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Tuxedo Vista commission for @furyfire.bsky.social !
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Tuxedo Vista commission for @furyfire.bsky.social !
This is an awkward way to find out that I've been in a recession sense I turned slutty in high school.. this explains so much🤔
"no loads refused" is a recession indicator
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is an awkward way to find out that I've been in a recession sense I turned slutty in high school.. this explains so much🤔
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Transgender for Everybody!
everybody transgender
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Transgender for Everybody!
TFW you go to the comments just to tell her that the beans have no context but she already knows..
Gluttonous nasty bitch has too many beans.. heroic internet man bravely calls her a nasty bitch.. Hall of famer post TBH.. Man deserves an award for that one.
Gluttonous nasty bitch has too many beans.. heroic internet man bravely calls her a nasty bitch.. Hall of famer post TBH.. Man deserves an award for that one.
there apparently being no real context to the beans part is something i wasn't prepared for at ALL hahahahahahahaha
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
TFW you go to the comments just to tell her that the beans have no context but she already knows..
Gluttonous nasty bitch has too many beans.. heroic internet man bravely calls her a nasty bitch.. Hall of famer post TBH.. Man deserves an award for that one.
Gluttonous nasty bitch has too many beans.. heroic internet man bravely calls her a nasty bitch.. Hall of famer post TBH.. Man deserves an award for that one.
"I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction" -Clarence Darrow
Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies | CNN Politics
Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, accordin...
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November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction" -Clarence Darrow
I was today years old when I learned that the famous mountain with a bazillion steps in China has a service of strapping young men who will help carry you or otherwise assist you up the steps on the side of the mountain.. New travel plan unlocked.
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I was today years old when I learned that the famous mountain with a bazillion steps in China has a service of strapping young men who will help carry you or otherwise assist you up the steps on the side of the mountain.. New travel plan unlocked.
TFW you can't even stand to listen to people you like interview Pete Buttigieg because of what a colossal sack of shit Pete is.
Like he's so repulsive that I can't even stand to listen to him speak even just a little bit. Hope he moves or retires or something, whatever gets him out of politics.
Like he's so repulsive that I can't even stand to listen to him speak even just a little bit. Hope he moves or retires or something, whatever gets him out of politics.
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
TFW you can't even stand to listen to people you like interview Pete Buttigieg because of what a colossal sack of shit Pete is.
Like he's so repulsive that I can't even stand to listen to him speak even just a little bit. Hope he moves or retires or something, whatever gets him out of politics.
Like he's so repulsive that I can't even stand to listen to him speak even just a little bit. Hope he moves or retires or something, whatever gets him out of politics.
Soooo.. who authorized the pardon then?.. is he really just openly saying that he just signs whatever they hand him?..
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Soooo.. who authorized the pardon then?.. is he really just openly saying that he just signs whatever they hand him?..
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This is the most honest woman in media. Not only does she have the dedication to truth to publicly call Tom Homan a Bitch, but just look at the way she talks about baseball.
Even the Pope himself could learn something from her about honesty in one's writings.
Even the Pope himself could learn something from her about honesty in one's writings.
a game for sick freaks
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This is the most honest woman in media. Not only does she have the dedication to truth to publicly call Tom Homan a Bitch, but just look at the way she talks about baseball.
Even the Pope himself could learn something from her about honesty in one's writings.
Even the Pope himself could learn something from her about honesty in one's writings.
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