Jess
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
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One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
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Everything I've learned about horrible men's penises I've learned against my will.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Everything I've learned about horrible men's penises I've learned against my will.
Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication.
Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash.
This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.
Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash.
This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Today I reached new levels of old. The new special ed teacher introduced me to his new paraprofessional. She was my student back in the day! I AM NOT THAT FUCKING OLD! Am I?
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Today I reached new levels of old. The new special ed teacher introduced me to his new paraprofessional. She was my student back in the day! I AM NOT THAT FUCKING OLD! Am I?
My student drew this portrait of me today. It was hat day, but I wasn’t about to crush the curls.
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My student drew this portrait of me today. It was hat day, but I wasn’t about to crush the curls.
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Trying to keep my mind here, in peace.
October 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Trying to keep my mind here, in peace.
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YES!
October 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
YES!
Such a wonderful weekend with my bestie @evan.best
October 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Such a wonderful weekend with my bestie @evan.best
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If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?
Sometimes I just wanna…
a woman in a purple shirt is screaming in a room .
ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is screaming in a room .
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September 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sometimes I just wanna…
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Scheduling a UN meeting about the 2-state solution to Israel and Palestine during a Jewish High Holy Day when no Jews can attend seems like the sort of thing that my friends on the social justice left would be outraged by if it was any group other than Jews affected by it.
Sigh.
Sigh.
September 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Scheduling a UN meeting about the 2-state solution to Israel and Palestine during a Jewish High Holy Day when no Jews can attend seems like the sort of thing that my friends on the social justice left would be outraged by if it was any group other than Jews affected by it.
Sigh.
Sigh.
September 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.