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2003 Strawberry Shortcake’s #1 fan

she/her • Scorpio • 25
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A perfect comic panel.
January 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Sucks when every sound makes you mad and your head is too full then you have to bite your hands real hard so it empties out.
January 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I miss Club Penguin
December 27, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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Carolers: 🎵jingle bells🎵

Batman: i love Christmastime

Carolers: 🎵 batman smells🎵

Batman: what the heck
December 17, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Feeling extra French today
December 18, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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If you see this, post some cat art 😺 🐾
December 16, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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The top in the relationship is whoever plays their TikTok or reels for you page when you are laying together in bed
December 15, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Homemade Italian hot chocolate, a Danny DeVito cheesy Christmas movie, twinkly lights, and pine wood-wick candle = the perfect Christmas weekend 🎄🎅🏻
December 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
The moon is so beautiful tonight
December 15, 2024 at 3:43 AM
It’s finally getting chilly in SD 🥹
December 15, 2024 at 3:41 AM
If The Boys season 5 doesn’t end with Homelander dying slowly I’m gonna be pissed
December 15, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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hold on let me get this straight. YOU….are gonna slam ME? in the back of MY OWN dragula???
December 14, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Finally got around to washing my car after MONTHS of letting the grime build up and she’s so pretty now 😌
December 15, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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I need a second season of CABINET OF CURIOSITIES to be announced. It was clearly just getting started, and I want some high-quality ongoing anthology horror shows, please.
December 12, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Whoever invented hand eczema is a BITCH
December 14, 2024 at 3:42 AM
To be clear I’ve pet bunnies before I just want to pet one NOW
December 14, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I need to pet a bunny I think it would fix me
December 14, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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5 gets us universal healthcare
December 13, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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Three Brats
December 13, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast

MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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20 likes and I delete my X account
December 12, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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December 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Had a dream I got into a fight with a big name theater dork and he was PISSED I hadn’t seen Hamilton
December 12, 2024 at 4:48 AM