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jesintexas
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just a gen X blue dot in a red sea
former gifted kid
tcu football, meat fight, reruns of murder she wrote, tottenham fc, and the occasional outdoor run keep me (mostly) sane
She/Her
Do the Men’s announcers call players by their first names as often as they do the Women?
#MarchMadness
#EliteEight
#NCAA
#TCU #TEXAS #UCONN #USC
April 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I loved this show.
She was an absolute badass.
But I heard this in my dreams and I did not like it.
February 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
January 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Avoided all things all day and 37 seconds into halftime at the CFP Championship I had to furiously search for the remote because they had a ‘very special message’ from someone who’s voice I have been and will continue to actively avoid.
January 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
TCU > Baylor
Always in All Ways.
#MBB #TCU #BU
#HornedFrogForLife
January 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I know I'm not supposed to care about things because I'm Gen X, but i be caring. I know a lot of my generation was raised to "endure." Whatever it is, the question is always "but did you die?" And the answer is "no, far worse...i remained alive but couldn't live." Not caring hasn't served us.
January 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Y’all.
Leaders of industry aren’t bending a knee.
They are gleefully indulging in whatever their favorite flavors of ‘ny, ‘ism, ‘archy,
and phobia.
It’s a Baskin-Robbin’s of misogyny, sexism, racism, xenophobia, oligarchy, patriarchy,
classism…
But make no mistake - these dudes love it.
January 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Never in the history of right and wrong has any one person been more right.
Has anyone ever been more right than Rebecca Shaw is here?
January 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
How is claustrophobia the first feeling I have when veiwing a TWELVE THOUSAND square foot house?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEDv...
January 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Dear People
Magazine,

This is decidedly NOT Teddi Mellencamp.

#RHOBH
January 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I grew up in a Pepsi home. Went to college and was laughed out of the cafeteria.
I knew I was on the right side of history.

-Until next week when Pepsi, in an attempt to reignite the cola wars, rolls out a collab with Frito Lay - !Chester and Cheater’s Cheeto Pepsi!
you don't have to suck so hard this soon, guys, save a little for later
January 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
So you’re speaking to your fellow Republicans, yes? Because you and yours (even you ‘Never Trumpers but probably right back on that bullshit next cycle) did this.
I’ve voted against the creep towards this tyranny for 30 fucking years.
So rub your own face it, but leave me the fuck alone.
January 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m seeing takes that Carrie Underwood is a sellout for money, or that she’s gullible or that she ‘drank the koolaid’
What if - go with me here, people - she’s your everyday run of the mill racist Republican white woman from Tennessee by way of Oklahoma?
Often, the simplest answer is the right one.
January 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m a Horned Frog so you’ll never catch me rooting for Texas.
However, you will find me rooting against any success or joy for Ryan Day’s dumb beard…so…I guess I’ll be satisfied with which ever team’s dreams of glory are crushed like the charcoal Ryan Day rubs into his facial hair.
#CottonBowl
January 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m old and I’ve got a shoddy memory, but didn’t the #OrangeBowl
Halftime shows used to be more of a spectacle?
I swear it felt like a ‘thing’ to get to stay up to watch it as a kid.
Or maybe I’m making this all up because the ‘could be any white guy’ singer tonight was meh.
#NotreDame #PennState
January 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
First official (Almost) Everything Shower of 2025.
And if I’m being honest, longer than I’d care to admit.

Please feel free to remind me at regular intervals that I actually enjoy them.
Thanks in advance.

#CrepeySkin
January 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I was on the verge of turning three when Jimmy Carter was elected so most of what I knew about him was his work after he left office.
But damn, he was a hell of a President. And a hell of a Man.
10/10 - Highly Recommend.
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January 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
A word from my therapist.

Also, these are the only sticky notes I could find.

#WorkInProgress
January 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dear Kirby Smart,
Yes. You can, in fact, do that.
It was just did.
Marcus Freeman out coached you, boo.
#SugarBowl
#NotreDame #Georgia
January 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m sure your family loves you, but to me sir, you have already ruined 2025.

Sincerely,
A 49 year old woman who’s favorite gift at her 9th birthday party was the the Make It Big Vinyl
January 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don’t like Notre Dame and their ‘we’re above conference play’ shtick. But I do like Marcus Freeman. I don’t like Georgia and their program’s lack of off-field discipline (and the whole beat the hell outta TCU) thing and Kirby Smart’s visor is real dumb.
So reluctantly, Go Irish.
#SugarBowl
January 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Watching the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony and I had the uncomfortable realization that I think this class is so good because I’m old and my childhood is now a Lifetime Achievement Award.
January 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Apparently, this has been a thing for a whole ass decade and in all the thousands of hours of college and professional sport watching, I’ve never, ever heard it.
#SurrenderCobra

www.cnn.com/2015/12/18/l...
January 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
So. Many. Surrender. Cobra. Arms.
#WhiteBoyHandsOnHead
#RoseBowl
#Oregon #OhioState
January 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM