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jesintexas
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just a gen X blue dot in a red sea
former gifted kid
tcu football, meat fight, reruns of murder she wrote, tottenham fc, and the occasional outdoor run keep me (mostly) sane
She/Her
Mary Poppins and Bert.
And Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke.

But mostly Bert.
January 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It’s the closest thing to genuine human emoting I’ve ever seen her face do.
Crazy what getting over on Stoopid ‘Mericans will do for one’s disposition.
January 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
And just when you think you’re over it, you get a 3am text - ‘Hey girl, you up?’
January 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
By that logic every author of a mid 90’s tough but sensitive lawyer who’s pulled into intrigue and danger
See: Patricia Cornwell

So, maybe?
January 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
BIGGER IS BETTER!!

Proof positive that AI is learning from super masculine tech bros.
January 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’ve honestly not paid a minute of attention to her as an individual.
I presumed yes because of the *almost girl kissing moment in the video they showed, her general vibe (i know, i know) and the way Kyle reacted anytime anyone almost mentioned it.
But that’s all me and my presumptions.
January 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
But they’re ‘Just Friends’ right?
I haven’t seen the lates episode but got the impression from the rags and the socials that their ‘friendship’ had cooled.
January 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Eff you, man.*

*Apology accepted.
January 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Damn you for putting that stupid jingle in my brain before I’ve even had coffee!*

This may be my final nudge to stop hopping on here before I’ve even gotten out of bed.
Thanks, I guess?**

*sarcasm
**no really, thank you
January 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
That He is a She makes it worse somehow?
Until I remember she’s a Lincoln Project it all makes sense.

Privileged and White are the prevailing self identifiers with these chucklefucks.
January 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Underwire for outside, soft bra for inside, no bra for sleep.
WFH really upended the bra to brain signals.
January 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM