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Jerry
@jerrynsimon.bsky.social
Software dev, beer enthusiast, and dad.
Concerning 🤔
January 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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For some Christmas prep starts a lot earlier
December 1, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Now this is the content I'm here for
OKAY! So. Thanks to popular culture, when most people hear "pirate ship" they think of a big, intimidating, heavily armed vessel like a galleon or a man-of-war, like this commandeered Spanish vessel from season 2 of BLACK SAILS. 🏴‍☠️
December 4, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Alright, blueskyroast.com will write up a roast of your profile and they're absolutely perfect. Well done @fekri.io
December 2, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkout’s whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care

$275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???
December 1, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Why do streaming services play the same commercial over and over? I had never heard of "Society Brands" before but I can tell you I can't stand them now after having watched their commercial 6 times in a row in a single commercial break. Looking at you @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy
November 30, 2024 at 7:25 PM