Here’s my plan to fix shutdowns-
1)A lapse in funding triggers automatic 1 month CR at current levels
2) during automatic CR Congress must convene daily and members cannot leave DC
3) failure to pass funding under automatic CR means full government shutdown. No one works without pay.
1)A lapse in funding triggers automatic 1 month CR at current levels
2) during automatic CR Congress must convene daily and members cannot leave DC
3) failure to pass funding under automatic CR means full government shutdown. No one works without pay.
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Here’s my plan to fix shutdowns-
1)A lapse in funding triggers automatic 1 month CR at current levels
2) during automatic CR Congress must convene daily and members cannot leave DC
3) failure to pass funding under automatic CR means full government shutdown. No one works without pay.
1)A lapse in funding triggers automatic 1 month CR at current levels
2) during automatic CR Congress must convene daily and members cannot leave DC
3) failure to pass funding under automatic CR means full government shutdown. No one works without pay.
The promise of a vote. Not the promise to vote for anything. No realistic passage. From a group of people who have moved the goalposts and reneged with impunity, even before their President illegally impounds funds he disapproves of. 40 days and a telling election defeat for a worthless promise.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The promise of a vote. Not the promise to vote for anything. No realistic passage. From a group of people who have moved the goalposts and reneged with impunity, even before their President illegally impounds funds he disapproves of. 40 days and a telling election defeat for a worthless promise.
Caveat Emptor
Just a reminder that nearly every regulation being rolled back had previously been paid for with lives, body parts, maladies, or misery.
But at least these companies can make a little more profit! /s
Just a reminder that nearly every regulation being rolled back had previously been paid for with lives, body parts, maladies, or misery.
But at least these companies can make a little more profit! /s
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April 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Caveat Emptor
Just a reminder that nearly every regulation being rolled back had previously been paid for with lives, body parts, maladies, or misery.
But at least these companies can make a little more profit! /s
Just a reminder that nearly every regulation being rolled back had previously been paid for with lives, body parts, maladies, or misery.
But at least these companies can make a little more profit! /s
Diet Dr. Pepper and Coke Zero taste similar to the original products.
Diet Coke products taste like someone liked the original and failed at recreating them.
Diet Pepsi products taste like someone actively hates the original products and is trying to destroy them.
Diet Coke products taste like someone liked the original and failed at recreating them.
Diet Pepsi products taste like someone actively hates the original products and is trying to destroy them.
April 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Diet Dr. Pepper and Coke Zero taste similar to the original products.
Diet Coke products taste like someone liked the original and failed at recreating them.
Diet Pepsi products taste like someone actively hates the original products and is trying to destroy them.
Diet Coke products taste like someone liked the original and failed at recreating them.
Diet Pepsi products taste like someone actively hates the original products and is trying to destroy them.
Concur.
US Military Members Are Getting Honest About The
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March 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Concur.
March 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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BREAKING: Senate just UNANIMOUSLY restored $1.1 billion for DC local govt that was eliminated
Why?
Because Senators of BOTH parties work in DC - and most have homes there - and none of them want to be in a hellhole
Now - try applying that same logic to THE REST OF THE COUNTRY
Why?
Because Senators of BOTH parties work in DC - and most have homes there - and none of them want to be in a hellhole
Now - try applying that same logic to THE REST OF THE COUNTRY
March 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
BREAKING: Senate just UNANIMOUSLY restored $1.1 billion for DC local govt that was eliminated
Why?
Because Senators of BOTH parties work in DC - and most have homes there - and none of them want to be in a hellhole
Now - try applying that same logic to THE REST OF THE COUNTRY
Why?
Because Senators of BOTH parties work in DC - and most have homes there - and none of them want to be in a hellhole
Now - try applying that same logic to THE REST OF THE COUNTRY
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From inside the DoD:
“Schumer's bungling over the past two months & creation of this lose-lose scenario is a complete dereliction of his duties.
This was the sole moment where they had any real potential leverage to stand up and fight for the Constitution & they completely blew it from day 1.”
“Schumer's bungling over the past two months & creation of this lose-lose scenario is a complete dereliction of his duties.
This was the sole moment where they had any real potential leverage to stand up and fight for the Constitution & they completely blew it from day 1.”
Text from a fed employee:
“We are truly alone.”
“We are truly alone.”
"I don’t get paid if there’s a shutdown but shutting the government down and putting up a fight is preferable to giving in."
"Every single one of my colleagues supports a shutdow."
"Everyone I know in my office was hoping the Dems would grow a spine and shut the government down."
"Every single one of my colleagues supports a shutdow."
"Everyone I know in my office was hoping the Dems would grow a spine and shut the government down."
March 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
From inside the DoD:
“Schumer's bungling over the past two months & creation of this lose-lose scenario is a complete dereliction of his duties.
This was the sole moment where they had any real potential leverage to stand up and fight for the Constitution & they completely blew it from day 1.”
“Schumer's bungling over the past two months & creation of this lose-lose scenario is a complete dereliction of his duties.
This was the sole moment where they had any real potential leverage to stand up and fight for the Constitution & they completely blew it from day 1.”
I’m very tired of the “who could have known” articles being written about the handful of regretful Trump voters.
A) all of us who have been shouting it from the rooftops since 2016 and
B) it obfuscates how many either don’t care or are applauding the America destroying actions being taken.
A) all of us who have been shouting it from the rooftops since 2016 and
B) it obfuscates how many either don’t care or are applauding the America destroying actions being taken.
March 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m very tired of the “who could have known” articles being written about the handful of regretful Trump voters.
A) all of us who have been shouting it from the rooftops since 2016 and
B) it obfuscates how many either don’t care or are applauding the America destroying actions being taken.
A) all of us who have been shouting it from the rooftops since 2016 and
B) it obfuscates how many either don’t care or are applauding the America destroying actions being taken.
Sirius XM out here hitting me with the nostalgia and testing my reflexes as “I Wanna Sex You Up” and “Detachable Penis” come on while the 7 yo is in the car.
March 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sirius XM out here hitting me with the nostalgia and testing my reflexes as “I Wanna Sex You Up” and “Detachable Penis” come on while the 7 yo is in the car.
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[hostage negotiation]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
March 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[hostage negotiation]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
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Chuck Schumer has learned his lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
March 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Chuck Schumer has learned his lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
Hey buddy! I know I keep threatening to wall off your daughter’s room and make it a permanent part of my apartment, but I’m down a few eggs for this soufflé, so can you help a brother out? #TheArtoftheDeal
USA asks Sweden for help in the egg crisis | Sweden Herald
There is an egg crisis in the USA and now the authorities are asking Swedish and Danish producers if they can export eggs across the Atlantic
swedenherald.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hey buddy! I know I keep threatening to wall off your daughter’s room and make it a permanent part of my apartment, but I’m down a few eggs for this soufflé, so can you help a brother out? #TheArtoftheDeal
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Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.
March 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.
While I believe Mitch McConnell will be remembered as one of the great villains of US Senate history, Chuck Schumer’s feckless ineptitude should not be overlooked for how we got here.
March 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
While I believe Mitch McConnell will be remembered as one of the great villains of US Senate history, Chuck Schumer’s feckless ineptitude should not be overlooked for how we got here.
Imagine for a moment you’re getting beaten up by a bully and you have only one move to save yourself and your friends but you won’t use it because the bully may say mean things about you afterwards.
This is why Benjamin Franklin added “if you can keep it.”
This is why Benjamin Franklin added “if you can keep it.”
Chuck Schumer will vote for Republican funding bill, reducing shutdown odds — USA TODAY
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., said he will vote for the GOP funding extension, which must pass Friday to avoid a shutdown.
apple.news
March 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Imagine for a moment you’re getting beaten up by a bully and you have only one move to save yourself and your friends but you won’t use it because the bully may say mean things about you afterwards.
This is why Benjamin Franklin added “if you can keep it.”
This is why Benjamin Franklin added “if you can keep it.”
February 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Nothing like making America healthy again by *checks notes* ignoring an annual health crisis that already kills too many and is usually able to be mitigated.
February 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Nothing like making America healthy again by *checks notes* ignoring an annual health crisis that already kills too many and is usually able to be mitigated.
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I met her at a change of command ceremony. She was highly impressive. Much more so than any of the Senate confirmed Secretaries.
This hits hard…
“Then she was fired by a Fox News weekend host.”
You know what else hits hard? The fact that voters thought it was a good idea to hire a reality show host/bankrupt businessman as President of the United States.
“Then she was fired by a Fox News weekend host.”
You know what else hits hard? The fact that voters thought it was a good idea to hire a reality show host/bankrupt businessman as President of the United States.
February 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I met her at a change of command ceremony. She was highly impressive. Much more so than any of the Senate confirmed Secretaries.
They say the human body is more than 70% water.
Not mine. I’m severely dehydrated.
Not mine. I’m severely dehydrated.
February 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They say the human body is more than 70% water.
Not mine. I’m severely dehydrated.
Not mine. I’m severely dehydrated.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Seems like something a Russian asset would do.
February 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Seems like something a Russian asset would do.
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TO: <ALL STAFF>
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
February 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
TO: <ALL STAFF>
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.