Jeremy James
@jerkluce.bsky.social
Existentially anxious, deeply troubled, pretty tall. Horror writer, beta reader, lover of weird and ugly things.
The constant effort in comment sections to conflate optimism with naïveté is insidious as fuck, and we should all keep that in mind.
October 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The constant effort in comment sections to conflate optimism with naïveté is insidious as fuck, and we should all keep that in mind.
In a stunning development, Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his burrow, looked around and began shrieking and vomiting black ichor. Onlookers marveled as the beloved groundhog turned glowing red eyes to the crowd and bellowed, “NIGH IS THE END OF ALL THINGS! THE BLOOD IS BILGE! THE BLOOD IS BILGE!”
February 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
In a stunning development, Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his burrow, looked around and began shrieking and vomiting black ichor. Onlookers marveled as the beloved groundhog turned glowing red eyes to the crowd and bellowed, “NIGH IS THE END OF ALL THINGS! THE BLOOD IS BILGE! THE BLOOD IS BILGE!”
The last episode of The Good Place makes me cry like a little girl every. single. time.
January 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The last episode of The Good Place makes me cry like a little girl every. single. time.
Had a NyQuil fever dream last night that David Chase revisited The Sopranos, George Lucas style, and digitally inserted Clint Howard into every episode. I wasn’t thrilled about it, but I wasn’t mad about it either.
January 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Had a NyQuil fever dream last night that David Chase revisited The Sopranos, George Lucas style, and digitally inserted Clint Howard into every episode. I wasn’t thrilled about it, but I wasn’t mad about it either.
Jack Torrance, winter caretaker for the historic Overlook Hotel in Sidewinder, CO. In his efforts to murder his wife and son, a task in which he failed, Mr. Torrance neglected his job to such a degree that the hotel exploded. #PresidentialHopefuls
January 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Jack Torrance, winter caretaker for the historic Overlook Hotel in Sidewinder, CO. In his efforts to murder his wife and son, a task in which he failed, Mr. Torrance neglected his job to such a degree that the hotel exploded. #PresidentialHopefuls
Big Ed Kemper, the Co-Ed killer, convicted felon since 1973. #PresidentialHopefuls
January 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Big Ed Kemper, the Co-Ed killer, convicted felon since 1973. #PresidentialHopefuls
They say art is important to the fight against fascism, so I’ll spend the first few months of 2025 filling this Moleskine with #PresidentialHopefuls
January 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
They say art is important to the fight against fascism, so I’ll spend the first few months of 2025 filling this Moleskine with #PresidentialHopefuls
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For a long time I’ve been wondering, where the fuck is all the angry protest music?
It’s here now.
For a long time I’ve been wondering, where the fuck is all the angry protest music?
It’s here now.
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December 15, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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For a long time I’ve been wondering, where the fuck is all the angry protest music?
It’s here now.
For a long time I’ve been wondering, where the fuck is all the angry protest music?
It’s here now.
“We call them skeets.”
December 3, 2024 at 4:18 AM
“We call them skeets.”
I think stool softeners should be called Fudge Budgers, and I’m willing to sign a petition about it.
December 2, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I think stool softeners should be called Fudge Budgers, and I’m willing to sign a petition about it.
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I feel like a mouse who’s lived inside the walls of a house forever, and now the house is on fire and I’m outside for the first time, sitting in the cold wet grass, looking up at the column of smoke against the endless sky, like what the fuck even is any of this shit I’m in the middle of right now.
November 26, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I feel like a mouse who’s lived inside the walls of a house forever, and now the house is on fire and I’m outside for the first time, sitting in the cold wet grass, looking up at the column of smoke against the endless sky, like what the fuck even is any of this shit I’m in the middle of right now.
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Don’t ever ask to see a horror writer’s Wish List.
November 17, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Don’t ever ask to see a horror writer’s Wish List.
Anyone else notice a lot of these deplorables have one eye that’s slightly off-true? Patel, Musk, RFK Jr., even 45/47 himself. Reminds me of the Exorcist TV show where the demons squeeze an extra iris and pupil into one of their host’s eyes. Eerie.
November 16, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Anyone else notice a lot of these deplorables have one eye that’s slightly off-true? Patel, Musk, RFK Jr., even 45/47 himself. Reminds me of the Exorcist TV show where the demons squeeze an extra iris and pupil into one of their host’s eyes. Eerie.
John Hughes’s America is the America we all deserve.
Happy Thanksgiving Walking GIF
Alt: Steve Martin and John Candy from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles walking up a snowy street together on Thanksgiving Day, carrying a trunk between them.
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November 16, 2024 at 4:08 PM
John Hughes’s America is the America we all deserve.
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We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
a man with glasses and a mustache is making a funny face and saying yeth .
Alt: Mike Tyson says YES
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
November 16, 2024 at 2:22 AM
That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
Made this back in 2016. Only things changed is a few names.
November 15, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Made this back in 2016. Only things changed is a few names.
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Yassferatu
November 15, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Yassferatu
How I feel on Twitter vs. How I feel on Bluesky
November 14, 2024 at 1:30 AM
How I feel on Twitter vs. How I feel on Bluesky