Jeremy the Goose
@jeremythegoose.bsky.social
Screwed up just *this* much, now flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong (metaphorically). Hard Quiz centurion, Top Gun expert. Used to fly Army.
Just realised that every single adult interaction I’ve had over the past few weeks has occurred for 2 reasons;
- the person is obligated (I.e. it’s their job), or
- the person relies on me.
Not applicable - the person wants to.
Feels great. 🫥
- the person is obligated (I.e. it’s their job), or
- the person relies on me.
Not applicable - the person wants to.
Feels great. 🫥
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Just realised that every single adult interaction I’ve had over the past few weeks has occurred for 2 reasons;
- the person is obligated (I.e. it’s their job), or
- the person relies on me.
Not applicable - the person wants to.
Feels great. 🫥
- the person is obligated (I.e. it’s their job), or
- the person relies on me.
Not applicable - the person wants to.
Feels great. 🫥
LET ME PLAY MY SINGLE PLAYER RPG THAT I PAID FOR, IS LOCALLY INSTALLED, AND DOESN’T REQUIRE AN INTERNET FOR ANY ACTUAL GAME FUNCTION.
By His noodly appendage, I fucking hate it here. 🤯 Could probably play my damned game in hell…
By His noodly appendage, I fucking hate it here. 🤯 Could probably play my damned game in hell…
@ubisoft.com When Ubisoft Connect is “currently unable to connect” (well done, by the way 🙄) why in the name of Ezio’s beautiful locks would put a button on the screen that says “Play offline” that launches a prompt TO LOG IN TO UBISOFT CONNECT?!??
IT WON’T CONNECT THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF OFFLINE
IT WON’T CONNECT THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF OFFLINE
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
LET ME PLAY MY SINGLE PLAYER RPG THAT I PAID FOR, IS LOCALLY INSTALLED, AND DOESN’T REQUIRE AN INTERNET FOR ANY ACTUAL GAME FUNCTION.
By His noodly appendage, I fucking hate it here. 🤯 Could probably play my damned game in hell…
By His noodly appendage, I fucking hate it here. 🤯 Could probably play my damned game in hell…
@ubisoft.com When Ubisoft Connect is “currently unable to connect” (well done, by the way 🙄) why in the name of Ezio’s beautiful locks would put a button on the screen that says “Play offline” that launches a prompt TO LOG IN TO UBISOFT CONNECT?!??
IT WON’T CONNECT THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF OFFLINE
IT WON’T CONNECT THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF OFFLINE
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@ubisoft.com When Ubisoft Connect is “currently unable to connect” (well done, by the way 🙄) why in the name of Ezio’s beautiful locks would put a button on the screen that says “Play offline” that launches a prompt TO LOG IN TO UBISOFT CONNECT?!??
IT WON’T CONNECT THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF OFFLINE
IT WON’T CONNECT THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF OFFLINE
Unsolicited stick pic.
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Unsolicited stick pic.
Got conned into joining a basketball team with some mates. First match was tonight and bugger me if we didn’t win by 20 points! 😎
(20 points is the default winning margin when the other team forfeits by not showing up 😅)
(20 points is the default winning margin when the other team forfeits by not showing up 😅)
September 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Got conned into joining a basketball team with some mates. First match was tonight and bugger me if we didn’t win by 20 points! 😎
(20 points is the default winning margin when the other team forfeits by not showing up 😅)
(20 points is the default winning margin when the other team forfeits by not showing up 😅)
Mr 8 just got his motorcycle gear & thinks he’s the coolest kid since Elvis. To be fair, he does look pretty cool. 😆
September 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Mr 8 just got his motorcycle gear & thinks he’s the coolest kid since Elvis. To be fair, he does look pretty cool. 😆
Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.
September 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.
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Deep, dramatic voiceover: From the mind that brought you gems like “can we get bleach into the body?” & “COVID will be over by Easter”, the latest, biggliest unhinged shit this summer… strap yourselves in ladies & gentlemen for…
[words slamming into screen]
PARACETAMOL
BAD
BECAUSE REASONS!!1!!1!!
[words slamming into screen]
PARACETAMOL
BAD
BECAUSE REASONS!!1!!1!!
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Deep, dramatic voiceover: From the mind that brought you gems like “can we get bleach into the body?” & “COVID will be over by Easter”, the latest, biggliest unhinged shit this summer… strap yourselves in ladies & gentlemen for…
[words slamming into screen]
PARACETAMOL
BAD
BECAUSE REASONS!!1!!1!!
[words slamming into screen]
PARACETAMOL
BAD
BECAUSE REASONS!!1!!1!!
The Azerbaijan National Anthem absolutely slaps. Love it, big fan!
The father & daughter that sang did a cracking job, too.
#F1
#AzerbaijanGP
The father & daughter that sang did a cracking job, too.
#F1
#AzerbaijanGP
September 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The Azerbaijan National Anthem absolutely slaps. Love it, big fan!
The father & daughter that sang did a cracking job, too.
#F1
#AzerbaijanGP
The father & daughter that sang did a cracking job, too.
#F1
#AzerbaijanGP
Reposted by Jeremy the Goose
I forgot I had this account so here's what's been up with me lately, Bluesky lol
September 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I forgot I had this account so here's what's been up with me lately, Bluesky lol
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
September 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
IMPROVE a movie by making it about Gary
Top Gary
Who am I kidding the original can’t be improved! 😎
Top Gary
Who am I kidding the original can’t be improved! 😎
IMPROVE a movie by making it about Gary
The Wonderful Gary of Oz
The Wonderful Gary of Oz
IMPROVE a movie by making it about Gary
Dawn of the Gary
Dawn of the Gary
September 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
IMPROVE a movie by making it about Gary
Top Gary
Who am I kidding the original can’t be improved! 😎
Top Gary
Who am I kidding the original can’t be improved! 😎
Argh… as an Oscar Piastri fan this is not what I want for Lando. He deserves a fair fight for the #F1 World Championship.
Oscar was always on for the win, so bloody happy for him! 😁
Oscar was always on for the win, so bloody happy for him! 😁
August 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Argh… as an Oscar Piastri fan this is not what I want for Lando. He deserves a fair fight for the #F1 World Championship.
Oscar was always on for the win, so bloody happy for him! 😁
Oscar was always on for the win, so bloody happy for him! 😁
I made beef tataki & it was GOOOOOOOOD.
Wife & I have had Japanese cravings recently so I thought I’d give it a go. Very glad I did!
Wife & I have had Japanese cravings recently so I thought I’d give it a go. Very glad I did!
August 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I made beef tataki & it was GOOOOOOOOD.
Wife & I have had Japanese cravings recently so I thought I’d give it a go. Very glad I did!
Wife & I have had Japanese cravings recently so I thought I’d give it a go. Very glad I did!
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My first #meteorite specimens arrived today & I’m massively nerding out over them! 🤓 It blows my mind to hold these fragments of a long dead star’s core in my own two hands!
I’m giddy with excitement. 🥹
#Space stuff rules!
I’m giddy with excitement. 🥹
#Space stuff rules!
August 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My first #meteorite specimens arrived today & I’m massively nerding out over them! 🤓 It blows my mind to hold these fragments of a long dead star’s core in my own two hands!
I’m giddy with excitement. 🥹
#Space stuff rules!
I’m giddy with excitement. 🥹
#Space stuff rules!
Mr8: =clears dinner table after eating=
Me (Dad): Thanks buddy, good job.
Mr8: I just wanted to help out…
Mum: That’s nice mate.
Mr8: … because you guys are getting old.
Me (Dad): Thanks buddy, good job.
Mr8: I just wanted to help out…
Mum: That’s nice mate.
Mr8: … because you guys are getting old.
July 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Mr8: =clears dinner table after eating=
Me (Dad): Thanks buddy, good job.
Mr8: I just wanted to help out…
Mum: That’s nice mate.
Mr8: … because you guys are getting old.
Me (Dad): Thanks buddy, good job.
Mr8: I just wanted to help out…
Mum: That’s nice mate.
Mr8: … because you guys are getting old.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
(make sure you include #AltText because users who rely on this shouldn't ever be excluded from participating #AccessibilityMatters)
(make sure you include #AltText because users who rely on this shouldn't ever be excluded from participating #AccessibilityMatters)
July 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
(make sure you include #AltText because users who rely on this shouldn't ever be excluded from participating #AccessibilityMatters)
(make sure you include #AltText because users who rely on this shouldn't ever be excluded from participating #AccessibilityMatters)
Nobody wants my MTV anymore and that’s sad.
July 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Nobody wants my MTV anymore and that’s sad.
Mr 8: This =gestures broadly at everything= is pretty much just Minecraft on survival mode, but not blocky.
Me: What, real life?
Mr 8: Yeah.
Me: Yup.
Me: What, real life?
Mr 8: Yeah.
Me: Yup.
July 2, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Mr 8: This =gestures broadly at everything= is pretty much just Minecraft on survival mode, but not blocky.
Me: What, real life?
Mr 8: Yeah.
Me: Yup.
Me: What, real life?
Mr 8: Yeah.
Me: Yup.
I need all employers to understand that a Working With Children Check means nothing more than the holder has not been caught doing the wrong thing.
IT’S NOT A PASS FOR A CHARACTER TEST, STOP TREATING IT LIKE THAT.
They are no backstop. You *must* still actively watch for warning signs of abuse.
IT’S NOT A PASS FOR A CHARACTER TEST, STOP TREATING IT LIKE THAT.
They are no backstop. You *must* still actively watch for warning signs of abuse.
July 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I need all employers to understand that a Working With Children Check means nothing more than the holder has not been caught doing the wrong thing.
IT’S NOT A PASS FOR A CHARACTER TEST, STOP TREATING IT LIKE THAT.
They are no backstop. You *must* still actively watch for warning signs of abuse.
IT’S NOT A PASS FOR A CHARACTER TEST, STOP TREATING IT LIKE THAT.
They are no backstop. You *must* still actively watch for warning signs of abuse.
The gravylytic converter on the wigwong for my goose’s bridle has a big whatsit jammed in the testeract side port.
Does anyone have a #gravy boat small enough to pilot through the upstream side to rectify it?
Thank you gravyly in advance.
Does anyone have a #gravy boat small enough to pilot through the upstream side to rectify it?
Thank you gravyly in advance.
July 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The gravylytic converter on the wigwong for my goose’s bridle has a big whatsit jammed in the testeract side port.
Does anyone have a #gravy boat small enough to pilot through the upstream side to rectify it?
Thank you gravyly in advance.
Does anyone have a #gravy boat small enough to pilot through the upstream side to rectify it?
Thank you gravyly in advance.
Oh yeah… pretty pleased with my culinary efforts tonight!
June 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Oh yeah… pretty pleased with my culinary efforts tonight!
Watched A-ha’s Take on Me recently & I don’t know who needs to hear this but the ‘80s was 100% peak music video time. And that song legit slaps.
2.5 octave range is insane for a singer, but to do it just in the space of a chorus? 🤯 Freaking amazing.
2.5 octave range is insane for a singer, but to do it just in the space of a chorus? 🤯 Freaking amazing.
June 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Watched A-ha’s Take on Me recently & I don’t know who needs to hear this but the ‘80s was 100% peak music video time. And that song legit slaps.
2.5 octave range is insane for a singer, but to do it just in the space of a chorus? 🤯 Freaking amazing.
2.5 octave range is insane for a singer, but to do it just in the space of a chorus? 🤯 Freaking amazing.
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I haven't been birding lately (I entirely wasted the lovely weather last weekend - I was in a funk) so you have been getting photos from the vault.
Here's a series of a wedge-tailed eagle leaving its roadkill near Marree last winter.
Here's a series of a wedge-tailed eagle leaving its roadkill near Marree last winter.
May 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I haven't been birding lately (I entirely wasted the lovely weather last weekend - I was in a funk) so you have been getting photos from the vault.
Here's a series of a wedge-tailed eagle leaving its roadkill near Marree last winter.
Here's a series of a wedge-tailed eagle leaving its roadkill near Marree last winter.