Jeremy the Goose
@jeremythegoose.bsky.social
Screwed up just *this* much, now flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong (metaphorically). Hard Quiz centurion, Top Gun expert. Used to fly Army.
@ubisoft.com Why can’t I launch a game, which is locally installed and single player thus requiring no internet connection, without a connection to your servers? 🤨
P.s. my internet connection is working just fine. This is a you problem.
P.s. my internet connection is working just fine. This is a you problem.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
@ubisoft.com Why can’t I launch a game, which is locally installed and single player thus requiring no internet connection, without a connection to your servers? 🤨
P.s. my internet connection is working just fine. This is a you problem.
P.s. my internet connection is working just fine. This is a you problem.
Argh, what a great shame.
Also Linda Reynolds is the most shameful person in Australia right now.
Also Linda Reynolds is the most shameful person in Australia right now.
October 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Argh, what a great shame.
Also Linda Reynolds is the most shameful person in Australia right now.
Also Linda Reynolds is the most shameful person in Australia right now.
The people who make these decisions are living in a parallel universe; as if a coach can turn a team’s performance around in a month!
Give the guy a chance to make some changes you absolute lunatics…
Give the guy a chance to make some changes you absolute lunatics…
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The people who make these decisions are living in a parallel universe; as if a coach can turn a team’s performance around in a month!
Give the guy a chance to make some changes you absolute lunatics…
Give the guy a chance to make some changes you absolute lunatics…
Ooooh, that’s cool. 😎
October 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ooooh, that’s cool. 😎
Robotech! YESSSSS!
I loved it so much as a kid. Found DVD box sets of a few seasons, but my collection is annoyingly incomplete.
I loved it so much as a kid. Found DVD box sets of a few seasons, but my collection is annoyingly incomplete.
October 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Robotech! YESSSSS!
I loved it so much as a kid. Found DVD box sets of a few seasons, but my collection is annoyingly incomplete.
I loved it so much as a kid. Found DVD box sets of a few seasons, but my collection is annoyingly incomplete.
You clearly care about this a lot more that I do, so… 👍
October 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
You clearly care about this a lot more that I do, so… 👍
And those meanings change. Always have. ‘Awful’ now means the exact opposite of what it meant a couple of hundred years ago; “full of awe (positive, compliment)”.
Any linguist or etymologist will tell us that what matters is common usage & understanding. 😁
Any linguist or etymologist will tell us that what matters is common usage & understanding. 😁
October 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
And those meanings change. Always have. ‘Awful’ now means the exact opposite of what it meant a couple of hundred years ago; “full of awe (positive, compliment)”.
Any linguist or etymologist will tell us that what matters is common usage & understanding. 😁
Any linguist or etymologist will tell us that what matters is common usage & understanding. 😁
I just got home from basketball (peer pressure; don’t ask) & could inhale some chips like that right about now… 😭
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I just got home from basketball (peer pressure; don’t ask) & could inhale some chips like that right about now… 😭
My gawd that looks foul 🤢
October 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My gawd that looks foul 🤢
Those chips look bloody good… 🤤
October 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Those chips look bloody good… 🤤
Final-essay-submitted celebration? 😁
October 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Final-essay-submitted celebration? 😁
If it’s Trump, he’s a civilian & shouldn’t be performing salutes at all (command makes no difference).
An enlisted should salute any officer including those from allied but foreign forces, & the officer should return the salute. Not returning a salute is VERY poor form (unless you’re a civvie).
An enlisted should salute any officer including those from allied but foreign forces, & the officer should return the salute. Not returning a salute is VERY poor form (unless you’re a civvie).
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
If it’s Trump, he’s a civilian & shouldn’t be performing salutes at all (command makes no difference).
An enlisted should salute any officer including those from allied but foreign forces, & the officer should return the salute. Not returning a salute is VERY poor form (unless you’re a civvie).
An enlisted should salute any officer including those from allied but foreign forces, & the officer should return the salute. Not returning a salute is VERY poor form (unless you’re a civvie).
🥳🎉
Congratulations! 👏👏👏
Congratulations! 👏👏👏
October 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
🥳🎉
Congratulations! 👏👏👏
Congratulations! 👏👏👏
The “disclaimer” at the bottom… 😆
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The “disclaimer” at the bottom… 😆
Is that drilling swarf? You’re making something…
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Is that drilling swarf? You’re making something…
So if want to speed up (which I think would be beneficial) try to not break into a run.
Also varying what you do can be really beneficial. I.e. shorter, faster walk one day and a longer, slower walk another day. That way, your body won’t optimise for one type & you can push the plateau further out.
Also varying what you do can be really beneficial. I.e. shorter, faster walk one day and a longer, slower walk another day. That way, your body won’t optimise for one type & you can push the plateau further out.
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
So if want to speed up (which I think would be beneficial) try to not break into a run.
Also varying what you do can be really beneficial. I.e. shorter, faster walk one day and a longer, slower walk another day. That way, your body won’t optimise for one type & you can push the plateau further out.
Also varying what you do can be really beneficial. I.e. shorter, faster walk one day and a longer, slower walk another day. That way, your body won’t optimise for one type & you can push the plateau further out.
My little brother studied exercise physiology & we’ve had some really interesting conversations along these lines… here’s what I recall: running is more energy efficient than walking. So for the same speed, a walking action will work the body harder than a jogging action. 🧵
October 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My little brother studied exercise physiology & we’ve had some really interesting conversations along these lines… here’s what I recall: running is more energy efficient than walking. So for the same speed, a walking action will work the body harder than a jogging action. 🧵
Can’t wait! He’s gonna cry harder than that time my 4 year old son dropped his ice cream. 😆
I really hope he deluded himself into thinking he was odds-on favourite. 😂 His ego would just self immolate.
I really hope he deluded himself into thinking he was odds-on favourite. 😂 His ego would just self immolate.
October 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Can’t wait! He’s gonna cry harder than that time my 4 year old son dropped his ice cream. 😆
I really hope he deluded himself into thinking he was odds-on favourite. 😂 His ego would just self immolate.
I really hope he deluded himself into thinking he was odds-on favourite. 😂 His ego would just self immolate.
Doing my part for the economy by involuntarily updating my status from “employed at the same place for over 20 years” to unemployed.
0 stars, do not recommend. Fuck you very much, governments of all stripes at all levels.
0 stars, do not recommend. Fuck you very much, governments of all stripes at all levels.
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Doing my part for the economy by involuntarily updating my status from “employed at the same place for over 20 years” to unemployed.
0 stars, do not recommend. Fuck you very much, governments of all stripes at all levels.
0 stars, do not recommend. Fuck you very much, governments of all stripes at all levels.
Makes sense. It is the third day of the week, so brains will be tired from the earlier two days.
a poster for thursday the third day with two men talking
Alt: Joey from TV show Friends explaining to Chandler how Thursday is the third day of the week. Text with the image shows his reasoning which is Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, huh? When? What day? Thursday, third day.
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October 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Makes sense. It is the third day of the week, so brains will be tired from the earlier two days.