It's so goddamn funny.

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It's like when the STL Rams kept going like 6-10 but they'd blowout one superbowl contender every year. So frustrating.

Hell yeah, this rules. I pre-ordered from Subterranean because that means I'll have an excuse to get Chinese food in the loop. I'm very excited to read this.

The general fandom is pretty great, whether you just pick an MLS team to follow or start occasionally going to one of those soccer bars that opens early for European games on Saturdays. Pretty solid group to hang out with.

I saw a theory that, because biking is so dangerous in the US, a lot of reasonable people don't do it. This leads to the community being represented by the craziest and loudest people.

Nevermind. They fixed the lighting.

Troy Aikman's face is as red as the Chiefs fans behind him. I'm sparing you by not sharing a photo.

So many goddamn commas in that sentence. Gross.

Also, as rich people, they didn't just go through the "wow uber is cheap... taxi companies failed... oh no uber is expensive now and the only option" cycle like us. So they're too stupid to know that if they replace their workforce with AI, they'll eventually get gauged by the AI companies.

All the highest level hollywood execs are best friends with tech ghouls, who won't shut up about how it's the unavoidable future and how it will cut production costs. Also they hate their employees.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy