Jeremy Hellwig
@jeremyhellwig.bsky.social
I do standup. Member of Fatal Bus Accident. Probably other stuff.
My debut standup album is available for pre-order. It's very good and I think you will enjoy it. Also, my wife has a romance novel coming out later this month, and if you pre-order both of them, we'll mail you one item we found in our house.
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My debut standup album is available for pre-order. It's very good and I think you will enjoy it. Also, my wife has a romance novel coming out later this month, and if you pre-order both of them, we'll mail you one item we found in our house.
This is a real book that exists, not a meme.
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This is a real book that exists, not a meme.
Share your favorite black and white movie.
I love The Apartment so much, but I could see thinking of a better favorite if I spent more time on it.
I love The Apartment so much, but I could see thinking of a better favorite if I spent more time on it.
September 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Share your favorite black and white movie.
I love The Apartment so much, but I could see thinking of a better favorite if I spent more time on it.
I love The Apartment so much, but I could see thinking of a better favorite if I spent more time on it.
I'm picturing this ICE goon taking off his work uniform and he's pale as can be except the exposed spot on his forehead. Maybe that's how we identify them, by their goofy tanlines.
June 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm picturing this ICE goon taking off his work uniform and he's pale as can be except the exposed spot on his forehead. Maybe that's how we identify them, by their goofy tanlines.
I briefly thought that lady at the end was wearing a necklace of hotdogs
June 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I briefly thought that lady at the end was wearing a necklace of hotdogs
Watching #loveislandusa and look how bad these two are at taking photobooth photos.
June 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Watching #loveislandusa and look how bad these two are at taking photobooth photos.
I'm loving the essay so far, but is this paragraph about episode 3? That's what ROTS is, but I'm confused by the reference to Wedge. Not trying to be obtuse; a few of these movies I've only seen once.
May 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I'm loving the essay so far, but is this paragraph about episode 3? That's what ROTS is, but I'm confused by the reference to Wedge. Not trying to be obtuse; a few of these movies I've only seen once.
If you live in #StLouis, go buy tickets to my upcoming comedy show/ play. Or, if you live elsewhere, go to the same link and just watch our videos and short film. We had a sold out finale in 2019, and we've been working on this comeback episode since early 2023. www.fbacomedy.com/tickets
February 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If you live in #StLouis, go buy tickets to my upcoming comedy show/ play. Or, if you live elsewhere, go to the same link and just watch our videos and short film. We had a sold out finale in 2019, and we've been working on this comeback episode since early 2023. www.fbacomedy.com/tickets
Hell yeah Sierra Ferrell rules.
February 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hell yeah Sierra Ferrell rules.
I was wondering why Tidal only had one @roywoodjr.bsky.social album. Turns out, you have to search his name with AND without the period.
January 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I was wondering why Tidal only had one @roywoodjr.bsky.social album. Turns out, you have to search his name with AND without the period.
This ad spend seems awfully optimistic.
January 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This ad spend seems awfully optimistic.
Google AI also struggles to differentiate whether things are fictional. I was watching Curb Your Enthusiasm the other day and I googled to see if Groats Disease is real. It isn't. It was made up for the show. Google AI cites a lot of joke posts and claims it's real.
January 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Google AI also struggles to differentiate whether things are fictional. I was watching Curb Your Enthusiasm the other day and I googled to see if Groats Disease is real. It isn't. It was made up for the show. Google AI cites a lot of joke posts and claims it's real.
Watched Conclave and at this moment, my wife thought this guy was eating a lollipop.
January 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Watched Conclave and at this moment, my wife thought this guy was eating a lollipop.
Forgot to post this somewhere other than Facebook. Happy new year!
January 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Forgot to post this somewhere other than Facebook. Happy new year!
This shit sucks. Comedians! In 2025 can we stop promoting our shows like this? "Please come to my show. It's going to be bad and you'll have a bad time." I don't care if it's ironic! The target of an ad should be hesitant possible audience members! Not jaded fellow comics!
December 20, 2024 at 4:47 AM
This shit sucks. Comedians! In 2025 can we stop promoting our shows like this? "Please come to my show. It's going to be bad and you'll have a bad time." I don't care if it's ironic! The target of an ad should be hesitant possible audience members! Not jaded fellow comics!
In 2019, we did a Fatal Bus Accident episode where we all got sick and had to quarantine, accidentally predicting the pandemic. Looking over our old PowerPoints, I realized we also predicted there would be a handsome Italian boy with distinctive eyebrows named Luigi.
December 9, 2024 at 8:55 PM
In 2019, we did a Fatal Bus Accident episode where we all got sick and had to quarantine, accidentally predicting the pandemic. Looking over our old PowerPoints, I realized we also predicted there would be a handsome Italian boy with distinctive eyebrows named Luigi.