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I love bees, and I'm allergic to bullshit. 🫘🫘🫘 #leguminati 💙🐝🇺🇸🇺🇦
DOOOO ITTTTT!
Dear senators who think you can’t do anything,

Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.

~ All of Us
April 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I just saw someone refer to JD Vance as 'Beelzebubba'. Fucking genius!!
February 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Can an entomologist tell me if this is legit? Thanks! 🧪
January 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.
December 8, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way.

This is not a hot take.

It's just plain common sense.
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄
December 4, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Facts.
December 5, 2024 at 5:04 AM
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If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?

#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.

People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!

Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network
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December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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I'm glad Pete Hegseth has pledged not to drink if he is confirmed as Defense Secretary. So, I guess he can still sexually harass women, mismanage funds, discriminate against women service members, push for a Christian Nationalist agenda, and be a virulent Islamaphobe?

Super duper.
December 5, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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If your mom has to step in to help you out, you probably aren’t up to the job. Just saying.
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I see a lot of pundit hand-wringing over how Hunter's pardon, and you know what? You can fuck off with that bullshit.
December 3, 2024 at 8:33 PM
My dog is yelling at me because I didn't share my pie, lol.
November 30, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Goddam right!
On Thanksgiving, Vice President Kamala Harris was giving back to the community whilst the orange convicted felon was spreading his hate, lies and stupidity on social media. I’ll never regret voting for her.
November 30, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Facts.
MAGA won the election and holds the majority, yet they’re still whining about cheating?!

Yeah, sure, the Dems cheated on the down-ballot races you lost but somehow forgot to cheat hard enough to stop from losing the majority and the White House?

Can’t even win without being insufferable cunts.
November 30, 2024 at 8:25 PM
This very good girl wants me to understand that she needs a snack, and I'm slacking in my duties. I am appropriately chastised.
November 30, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 5:24 PM
When does a joke become a dad joke?
****
When it becomes apparent.
November 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
We should absolutely be working toward unity here; that's what it's going to take to defeat MAGA in 2026.
My favorite thing about bluesky is we can disagree about stuff like Garland, but no one is a huge asshole about it. Everyone is super-nice and people make genuine points and ask legit questions. Thanks for that!!
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 AM
All the wonderful peeps 😃💙
November 25, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I'm just saying, it's a good fucking thing I wasn't in downtown Columbus when the nazis came through. I'd be posting from a hospital or a jail cell.
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Exactly how I felt.
For me, the thing that knocked the wind out of me with this election is that I dared to believe America would get it right THIS time, that America was ready for a Woman President.

It hurt having that blind faith in neighbors, friends, and strangers smacked out of me.

Dammit, America. 😞
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, I’m reminded that many in our various communities feel scared, fearful &/or vulnerable right now. I also know many don’t trust police & for good reason

Please screenshot or save these resources who are there to help & DO NOT involve police

You are not alone🫂
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM